The Bold & The Beautiful:The Tale of Some Crazy Vikings!! NEW 10/29 Pg 20!!

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Size three shoes?


Holy CARP!!!!

Exactly how mini are you, Sher?


Melly.

 

[samc]

I always carry 2 things with me when I run. My phone. And my Ipod. I’m very musical. And I love ALL kinds of music. ALL kinds. And I sing. Along. When I run.

duh......singing out loud is the only thing that makes running bearable....and it keep scary people away.........from me

REAL WOMEN DO NOT DRINK NESCACRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That stuff is swill!!!! It is worse than swill!!! It is the foam on top of swill!!! No. The bacteria in the foam on top of swill!!!!!!

ROGER THAT!!!.....I can cope with the coke thing.....but I KNOW Mickey....and I know that he knows that I know that we know that even HE doesn't like nescacarp!!!.....so watzup wit dat????

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

you are in..deeds...the coolest gal around these parts! and you're pure
Irish! ..now that's what i call a prefect match...from heaven...yep,
the "stuff" or stuffings that Angels ...are made up from.

my reference source:well, maybe i am a mixed breed of sorts..donald duck
crossed with lil'grumpy....i do have acess to harmony...grits if you please,
i know cos, i married .. an angel..yeah, i know..iam a lucky guy...but
at least i tell her all the time....is there a song trying to come out ?

love the "attention getting" tee...i know i would have taken a double
take!


when i saw your pic of mickey...all tucked in..i thought to myself...he such
a lucky guy..to have found such a lovely girl..[just my imagination running
away from me...

i sure wished we had crossed tracks...it is so evident how much you enjoyed
sharing your happy feelings with others....well since i didn't run across any
you guys..i was forced to devoured the cholocolate bars, poor me....i also
noticed you, was smiling in all your pics...if walt himself, had caught you, i'm
100% sure, he would have chosen you to have been "the" disneygirl
ambassador! you!...lil role model...

that's zzub..and his insights..i'm taking he 's a meat & potatoes..man,
after his comment about waiting & salads...

..i could be wrong..but i think if you and melly girl got together..could be a
few problems...i never realized...how much your husband & gary s. looked
a like...and you know how much time she spent riding mission space?
fight? especially if she put her on...the control board.

i'm still catching up..[ok, i admitt it, i always sneaked lookin at the pics
first...and i sorta recovering from our cruise..we sorta party liked teenagers
..alone...with the parents away on vacation...for 11 days. kind like the old
saying..dying with a smile on your face...[ i broke a few facial muscles
this cruise]..

true confessions..on pirate night..a very nice/good looking lady approached
me..and told me how "nice" my legs were...i can't say why, but i thought of
you. ..daggone it!..i should have asked if she was Irish...you know
they have an eye for pickin up such details..*well i was always told growing
up,that real Irish girls are covered with honey...something you have went a
long way of proving..in all of your delightful & a "pinch of devious" ways.


at barbadous...we went on an excursion..with one other couple [from
england..they knew the royal family..funny becuase at test t..,we rode
with a fella..on prince harry polo team..see? the benfit of socializing..]

but they had rum for 30 people..well you know how the Irish feels about
waste...and sorry to say..i became..wasted..before noon..come to think
about it...i bet i was "under"..{ some sort of influence}..40% of the time..
is there any wonder..the majority of pics are fuzzy? just comparing with
yours...

let's see,we were @ epcot sept.30th...and if you think i was bad, jordan
made the "crush dude"

 

[UtahMama]

I would be an AMAZON compaired to you! With my dainty size 11 feet! Quarter-back cross-dressers could wear my shoes!

You must be teeny! In a cute way, I mean!




Your Amazon Warrior friend,
Me

 

[Loubon]

Quarter-back cross-dressers could wear my shoes!

NOQBCD

Legend = Me (Oh wait, did you mean Legend as in abbreviation key? Sorry!)

Legend

NOQBCD = No Offense Quarter Back Cross Dressers

 

[Grammyof2]

Why do I tell you this?? I have not a clue. Other than this. Please remind me not to wear these sneakers while committing crimes. ‘K???

I bemembered you this when you bought them, CSI and all

I came around to the Food Court. For the DREADED Nescacrap. Which I had to endure. This am and tomorrow am. Because although Grammy was arriving today. WITH THE GOLDEN COFFEEMAKER. She was staying at the Swan.

WHAT????????

SHE says. Pop told her. There were no rooms. For that night. I guess that might have been true.

All I know for certain. Is this.

REAL WOMEN DO NOT DRINK NESCACRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

BTW, BTW, coffee at the Swan was pretty good. A latte even, I believe

 

[ZZUB]

I could go on. But I won’t.

I find that hard to believe.

The coffee at Disney is lousy. But actually getting up to run? That's just freaking insane!

And so is this:

 

[NAB]

You did get dressed before you put those sneakers on to go run didn't you.

People wouldn't be looking at the sneakers anymore , just saying.


--

 

[Mr. Silly]

Mmmm those shrimp were quite excellent. I was sad we did not order more of them. Ry had the calamari and the Garlic Shrimp were way better. Though the calamari was good too.

The calamari were horrifying. There were what appeared to be a whole baby octopus in many of them, and in general tentacles do not belong on the dinner table, IMHO. The Sweet Potato Fries looked good, though I had none. The Gnocci were really good - they weren't on the menu, but they had them, and I enjoyed them. And the Creme Brulée made it all worth it. I think it was the best Creme Brulée I had while in WDW this time.

Mr Silly still thinks we should take a year off from WDW. Just because we have several big trips in the works already for next year. Silly might be a good choice for a screen name afterall.

Actually, well, um, no, I think that might not work out, actually, but we can talk about it more later. I think I should have gone with some form of "Capt. Nemo," for a nickname but it's too late now, and I am stuck with this goofy moniker forever now, despite my generally grim and somber outlook on life. Now that I think about it, "Mr. Gravitas" is pretty cool as far as nicks go, maybe I'll reregister.

It’s peaceful and quite.

Quite what?

The bacteria in the foam on top of swill!!!!!!

I just wanted to quote that.

Exactly how mini are you, Sher?

She's so small that one time I walked right past her when i was leaving the pool area and didn't even see her. I heard this tiny voice call out "Mr. Silly" like in Horton Hears a Who, and luckily I spotted her. H. is super short, and sheridac looked short next to H.

BTW, I am just kidding about the "tiny voice" thing. She definitely projects volume.

We went to Spoodles. Same trip. Different night.

I would give it two thumbs down.

The first time we ate there (in '05) I was unimpressed (though the dessert was good). The second time (in '06) it was pretty good. The calamari were horrific to behold, and it was definitely too loud (note that my inner crank always needs something to complain about), but besides those two things everyone was relatively pleased.

 

[HaleyB]

The first time we ate there (in '05) I was unimpressed (though the dessert was good). The second time (in '06) it was pretty good. The calamari were horrific to behold, and it was definitely too loud (note that my inner crank always needs something to complain about), but besides those two things everyone was relatively pleased.

What he is trying to say here is he licked the dish clean, and then flagged down the waiter as he was clearing the table next to us and licked those dishes clean too. The ones the Creme Brulee came in, tfi.

 

[sheridac]

Very funny Sher!

This is where we are opposites. I'm NOT a morning person. As I was reading I felt so sorry for B. All that noise, noise, noise at 6am!
I'm sure the sparkle from the sneakers was irritating to her also!





But Bravo for running before walking 10,000 miles!

YAK??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3(ish) more chapters. I think(ish)!!!!! Before I get to the Hippy Dippy.

Rhonda and Mark and Amy!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks so much for the encouragement. I laugh myself silly, dontcha know, but it's good to know other people think I'm slightly humorous. Too.

I find that hard to believe.

The coffee at Disney is lousy. But actually getting up to run? That's just freaking insane!

And so is this:

Hey fella, I said if you were in an accident I wouldn't stop for a beer and you call me insane??? That FHOAM is a moped of another colour though.

And.

I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know you love me!!!!!

You did get dressed before you put those sneakers on to go run didn't you.

People wouldn't be looking at the sneakers anymore , just saying.


--

So THAT'S why they were staring, huh??

Size three shoes?


Holy CARP!!!!

Exactly how mini are you, Sher?


Melly.

I'll let Mr. Silli answer that. Oh, yeah. Right. He already did!!!

duh......singing out loud is the only thing that makes running bearable....and it keep scary people away.........from me

ROGER THAT!!!.....I can cope with the coke thing.....but I KNOW Mickey....and I know that he knows that I know that we know that even HE doesn't like nescacarp!!!.....so watzup wit dat????

Aaaww, Sammy!!! May I call you Sammy?? Actually, I just did. I have a habit. Of renaming people. It's true.

Just ask J.

Yoo Hoo. I'm sure your voice is to die for!!! And.
I don't drink the coke products. Either. Ick!!! Especially that coke zero. I mean, really. ZERO???? Who thought that one up????

 

[sheridac]

you are in..deeds...the coolest gal around these parts! and you're pure
Irish! ..now that's what i call a prefect match...from heaven...yep,
the "stuff" or stuffings that Angels ...are made up from.

Lil' G!!!

You are just the sweetest ever!!!!

i sure wished we had crossed tracks...it is so evident how much you enjoyed
sharing your happy feelings with others....well since i didn't run across any
you guys..i was forced to devoured the cholocolate bars, poor me....i also
noticed you, was smiling in all your pics...if walt himself, had caught you, i'm
100% sure, he would have chosen you to have been "the" disneygirl
ambassador! you!...lil role model...

How very nice!!! Thank you so much! But. I'm sure you didn't have tooo hard a time eating all that chocolate by yourself!!

..i could be wrong..but i think if you and melly girl got together..could be a
few problems...i never realized...how much your husband & gary s. looked
a like...and you know how much time she spent riding mission space?
fight? especially if she put her on...the control board.

Oh, we'd cause some trouble all right. But not like that! Melly has her own Mr. Brideman.

well i was always told growing
up,that real Irish girls are covered with honey...something you have went a
long way of proving..in all of your delightful & a "pinch of devious" ways.

I would be an AMAZON compaired to you! With my dainty size 11 feet! Quarter-back cross-dressers could wear my shoes!

You must be teeny! In a cute way, I mean!

Your Amazon Warrior friend,
Me

Hey Amazon Warrior friend!!!!!

Amazon warriors are AMAZING!!!! Strong, independent WARRIOR women!!! LOVE that!!! Really, really!!!!

Legend

NOQBCD = No Offense Quarter Back Cross Dressers
Legend = Me (Oh wait, did you mean Legend as in abbreviation key? Sorry!)

Lou!!!! I had NO idea!!!! Not that there's anything wrong with that!!!

And the Creme Brulée made it all worth it. I think it was the best Creme Brulée I had while in WDW this time.

Mr. Silli - did you like the Creme Brulée??? 'Cause I'm not quite sure. If you did.

What he is trying to say here is he licked the dish clean, and then flagged down the waiter as he was clearing the table next to us and licked those dishes clean too. The ones the Creme Brulee came in, tfi.

I guess that clears that little mystery. Up.

Quite what?

Just. Quite. What?? Why can't something just be. Quite?? Why??!!!

She's so small that one time I walked right past her when i was leaving the pool area and didn't even see her. I heard this tiny voice call out "Mr. Silly" like in Horton Hears a Who, and luckily I spotted her. H. is super short, and sheridac looked short next to H.

BTW, I am just kidding about the "tiny voice" thing. She definitely projects volume.

Nuh-uh. I think H is shorter. TFI.

 

[blue_river]

Just finished reading the entire TR. I'm in and subscribing! Just figured out that a bunch of you all met at WDW and I want to read all about it.

I agree with ZZUB on the jogging in the morning - INSANE.

Very funny tr...thanks for posting.

 

[samc]

Aaaww, Sammy!!! May I call you Sammy?? Actually, I just did. I have a habit. Of renaming people. It's true.

You may...you did...I like it.

Can I go OT on your TR for just a sec?....see, samc is one those things where the 's' stand for somethin and the 'a' for somethin etc....any-hoo the 'm' is for me and my name, mel(anie) but there's another pretty famous Mel on these boards...have you heard of her??? ....so TFI, I prefer Sammy and thank you for thinking of it

 

[sheridac]

Just finished reading the entire TR. I'm in and subscribing! Just figured out that a bunch of you all met at WDW and I want to read all about it.

I agree with ZZUB on the jogging in the morning - INSANE.

Very funny tr...thanks for posting.

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fresh meat!!!!

Uh.

I mean.

A NEWBIE!!!!!!

Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And WELCOME to my trip report!

Pull up a chair. Stay awhile. You can leave the lights on. I don't mind one bit. Throw peanut shells on the floor. Too.

 

[MyTalula]

Sher, you my dear are a laugh riot! I hurt from laughing... but in a good kinda way. Hurtsogood song ringing in my ears now. Damn

 

[sheridac]

Sher, you my dear are a laugh riot! I hurt from laughing... but in a good kinda way. Hurtsogood song ringing in my ears now. Damn

Hey!!! More fresh, uh, another newbie!!!

Welcome, welcome. Felicitations. And all that.

Here's the thing. At first. I thought you meant that Linda Rhonstadt song.

And. I thought.

"Why is this person singing Linda Rhonstadt. To me???"

But.

You meant JCM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And he can sing to me. Anytime. He. Wants!!!!!!!

And you can too. Assuming you can. Sing. But. Even if you can't. Offkey singing is A-ok. With me.

Along with peanut shells on the floor.

No coke zero. Though.

But. I digress. (see how it's done, sammy??!)

Thanks for coming. To play. With me.

mad love from,

~me

 

[sheridac]

I have a confession. To make. By now you’ve probably noticed. I’m not on my arrival day. Anymore.

If you’re observant.

And you’re fluent in gibberish.

Or you’re Schpupin!

Clearly I will not be wearing The Tee. Again.

And. So. THE Confession. Is this.

The Power is not really in The Tee. TFI.

The Power is in ME. And YOU. And you, and you, and you. Yes, even you!!!!

Power To The People!!!!!!!

Here’s the thing. I like to joke about my mad skillz. But. Really. I have this theory. I try to live my life by. It’s a simple one. Really.

Be nice to people. They’ll be nice back.

I told you it was simple. Maybe that makes me a simple woman. I don’t know.

But. If it does. I’m ok with that.

My other theories are these: Don’t sweat the small stuff. Don’t sweat the big stuff either. (Really. Don’t sweat at all. ‘Cause that’s just gross!!!!)

And. Embrace life!!!! It’s for living!! And laughing!!!!

Every day.

It’s just too short.

To not.

Again. It may be quite simple. But now. That it’s done. I hope you don’t mind…

But I digress….yet again. I know you’re not surprised in the least. By that.

Yoo Hoo.

I boogied through the foosball table and went back to the room.

Now. When last we left B she was slumbering semi-peacefully after mumbling something about coming into the light??? Oh. And. Diamonds are girl’s best friend???

I’m not really too sure what that was about. She may have been momentarily blinded by those rhinestones on my sneakers. But. Since she doesn’t really remember. I guess we’ll never know. For sure.

Let’s just say B wasn’t exactly ready.

But. Since Dead Men Tell No Tales. And I would be one. If I told. I’ll just say this. B is not-so-much a morning person. And leave it at that.

We took a look at the pictures I took yesterday and I bemoaned a bit about gravity, age and breastfeeding not being very good friends. To Sher.

But then. B had THE BEST idea!!!!

We’d establish a fund. And get Jerry Lewis to go on TV. And raise money.

For my vertical enhancement.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We’re funny. Sometimes.

At least we like to think so.

Segway.

We packed up and shipped out. Did a little disco inferno on the way to the bus stop. Might have done a little bus stop with a couple of Mug Men. Too.

Or did I????

There was the tiniest bit of a line at the bus stop. For to go to The Magic Kingdom.

And just when we were about to hop on?? Mr. Bus Driver said, “hmmm. I’m not sure there’s room for anymore.”

So. (benember my theory??) I said. “Please, Mr. Bus Driver. Don’t you think you could fit just 2 more?” And he smiled at me. And said, “Come on aboard.”

Power To The People!!!!!!!

We were off!!!!!!!

I was stoked!!!!! ‘Cause I love me my Magic Kingdom. It’s THE place. For me. When you step through that tunnel and hear the music. See Main Street. All the happy faces. And that CASTLE!!!!!

Sigh.

We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

We’re here:

I have a funny little story to tell about this skort I’m wearing. Remind me when I get to BTMR.

But. WHAT THE HECK IS THAT???????? Over the castle??????

Good Gravy!!!! They’re de-golding the castle!!!!! How sad is that???? It’s like Cinderella after the ball. A couple of my girl friends after the prom. Too.

And. Why do we have to SEE it???? WHY????

Can’t I keep living in my rosy-colored glasses little world???

Huh????

Yoo Hoo.

After our round of obligatory (at least to me) pho-toes. We made our way.

To Splash, Splash bay-bee!!!!!

I may have said. Just once or twice. I LOVE THE THRILL RIDES!!!!!!!!! And. So does B.

And. Splash Mountain. Was. Walk on.

I’ll say it again.

SPLASH MOUNTAIN WAS WALK ON!!!!!!!!!!

We did the run walk anyway. Well. B did the run walk. I did the boogie walk. Forwards. Backwards. In circles. Too. It’s what I do. It's a bare necessity!!!!

And. Really. You all do it. Too. The run walk, I mean. Admit it. Come on. You’ll feel better if you do. Trust Sher!!!!!

When we got to the loading area we pretty much had our choice. Of logs. And seats. On sad log. CM Earl tells me, “Sit right up front. It’s the best seat in the house!!”

And. I almost did.

BUT WAIT!!!!!!

“I don’t want Splash Mountain hair, Earl!!!!! It’s only 9:30 and I’m having dinner tonight with my imaginary Internet friends. Most of whom I haven’t met. Yet. Who aren’t scary at all. Even though all our spouses think we’re about to get kidnapped. And sold into, well something.”

Personally I think there’s plenty of times Mr. Sheridac might like to see the backside of me!!!!! I mean, he studies it often enough!!!!

“And Earl. I want to look good, Earl!!!! I’ll sit in the back, thank-you-very-much!!!!!”

And so. We did.

And all was right as rain. Sure as you’re born!!!!

Until the drop. I’m pretty sure it was that GIANT wave. You know. The one that sufer dude on Gilligans Island surfed in on. And out again. And why is it that ALL those folks could come and go but the 7 castaways never could???

But I digress. The point is. That wave made it’s way to Splash Mountain. After all these years. Right on time. Just for Sher.

Yep. You guessed it. Splash Mountain hair.

Here’s the funny thing. You might not get. About me. Unless you know me. REALLY know me.

I really didn’t care. That’s what I said. I really didn’t care.

Too much. But. Here’s the thing. I really hadn’t planned to go back to the hotel. Before dinner. With my imaginary Internet friends. Many of whom I’d be meeting that night. For the first time.

And. I know that they know that I know that they know that I know that they know that I know that they love me.

Their friends and spouses???? Well. They were the ones that thought I was:

a) a bad influence (hi Mr. Silli!!!!)
12) maybe a scary kidnapper

and

IV) all kinds of other things, I’m sure.

In short. (Not unlike myself. TFI) I wanted to make a good impression. But. I really wasn’t worried. After all. Everybody loves Sher!!! That’s a given. But. Sher wanted good-looking hair. Too.

So. I put on my mad skillz thinking cap. I’ll just stop and shop on Main Street. For some hair thing-a-ma-bobbers.

Right after I ride BTMR bay-bee!!!!!!

Now. You may have noticed. I’m a teeny tiny bit. On the small(ish) side. So. The question is. Am I tall enough to ride???

Let’s see:

The funny thing about this is the CM is actually shorter than me!!!!!

("What, what's that?? Oh. Right!!")

Segway.

See that cute little skort I’m wearing??? Let me just say right now. I love skorts!!!

For 2 reasons: I like short skirts. And. I like to bend over.

Yoo Hoo.

I hadn’t worn this skort in a while. And when I put it on that morning. I noticed. It was a tad too big. But. It had a drawstring. Which I drew. Up tight. But. Not tight enough. Apparently.

Benember the wave on Splash, Splash Bay-bee??? Well. Then. My skort may have gotten a tad wet(ish). So I had to stop. And re-draw. So. I untied the knot. And pulled smartly.

And the left half of the string came off in my hand.

Rhut-Rho!!!!

Next Up: Can Two Grown Women Fit on The AstroOrbiter (And Why Would They Want To???) and The Freebies (I promise)!!!!

PS~ How many of you are sitting there wondering what I did about my skort???

Hahahahhaa!!!!!!!!!!! Next time!!!

Find Chapter 11 Here!!!

 

[flafan]

Just had to say You Rock!!! Splash Mountain Hair or Not. I can't wait to hear about when you meet your internet buds- This is going to great.

I'll be waiting - thanks for sharing

 

[Pamlur]

Sigh...I'll have to read about Vikings, won't ever get to be one. I love, LOVE my Coke Zero, and I couldn't give it up.