The Bold & The Beautiful:The Tale of Some Crazy Vikings!! NEW 10/29 Pg 20!!

[jamal]

Wonderful, oh mad skilld one!! When I saw you that night I noticed nary a TRACE of Splash Mountain hair!!!!!!!!!

Zippy Dee Doo Dah!!!!!!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Sigh.

We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

Are you SURE?

'Cause I SWEAR I thought that was Kansas.

Behind you.

But... Yellow Brick Road it is.

After all.

Now then... I am confusselled about 'skorts'. Myself.

I don't know where they belong in the grand scheme of things.

It's these small stuffs that I sweat.

Shorts... NO.

Skirt... NO.

Do you iron them?

Do you fold them and put them in a drawer?

Do you hang them? Up.

See?

I cannot abide by them.

They are more difficult to deal with than...well... Corn nuts.

For one.

Is it corn?

Or nuts?

Ok.

BTW.

Your trippie is KILLING Me(l).

You sure know how to work your jelly.

Cheers, my friend, Melly.

 

[blue_river]

Hey ya...that's me...fresh meat...a nice rare steak

I like being a newbie cause if I make any mistakes, I can just reply "but..but..I'm just a newbie" *grins*

BTW - I like skorts too. comfy. short for the heat. no worries about your panties showing and ya...i'm wondering what you did about it.

MEL: I place mine in my dresser, one on top of the other, no wrinkles, no muss, no fuss, the only way to go.

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fresh meat!!!!

Uh.

I mean.

A NEWBIE!!!!!!

Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And WELCOME to my trip report!

Pull up a chair. Stay awhile. You can leave the lights on. I don't mind one bit. Throw peanut shells on the floor. Too.

 

[blue_river]

oh dear...was I allowed to say that (panty thing)???? *eep*

i'm just a newbie ya know

 

[HaleyB]

Sigh...I'll have to read about Vikings, won't ever get to be one. I love, LOVE my Coke Zero, and I couldn't give it up.

Shhhh, don't tell any one. Mr. Silli and I are closet Coke Zero drinkers too.

 

[sleepydog25]

Yep. You guessed it. Splash Mountain hair.

Here’s the funny thing. You might not get. About me. Unless you know me. REALLY know me.

I really didn’t care. That’s what I said. I really didn’t care.

Next, you're gonna tell me Santa isn't real. And. Quit scaring the newbies. blue_river seems nice. We need nice. And. Pamlur. Drink what youwill. You've subscribed to the Swill Queen. . .

 

[UtahMama]

YAY! Always happy to see you've updated! It's like a present at the end of a long day...Thanks! Maybe I shouldn't comment every single time BUT I feel I must. I share the same outlook you do on life. I have a spring in my step most of the time...even when I'm pushing a stroller. ALWAYS dance if there's music!!!

SO! At this telathon....I have this "friend" who's had FOUR kids all BF for at least a year (except one who BIT for only 9 months) SO! raise enough to help a sistah's sisters out, k?


love,
UtahMama, Amazon Warrior Princess

 

[blue_river]

Next, you're gonna tell me Santa isn't real. And. Quit scaring the newbies. blue_river seems nice. We need nice. And. Pamlur. Drink what youwill. You've subscribed to the Swill Queen. . .

blue_river IS nice.........we all need nice. A little bit of niceness goes a long way. My momma always told me "if you don't have anything NICE to say...don't say anything at all"

my motto too...i follow it...always...WELL...ALMOST always

 

[MyTalula]

Here's the thing. At first. I thought you meant that Linda Rhonstadt song.

And. I thought.

"Why is this person singing Linda Rhonstadt. To me???"

Linda Rhonstadt NOOOOOOOOO I would never ever do THAT to YOU.

You meant JCM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now we're on the same track.

And you can too. Assuming you can. Sing. But. Even if you can't. Offkey singing is A-ok. With me.

Well it sounds good in my head, when I'm shout/singing, whilst skiing, or mountain biking, or runwalking, cause see I don't run anywhere, ever. My DD now shout/sings too, DH pretends he doesn't know either of us.

 

[samc]

But. I digress. (see how it's done, sammy??!)

aahhhhhhhh.....now I got it.

 

[samc]

Here’s the thing. I like to joke about my mad skillz. But. Really. I have this theory. I try to live my life by. It’s a simple one. Really.

Be nice to people. They’ll be nice back.

I told you it was simple. Maybe that makes me a simple woman. I don’t know.

Embrace life!!!! It’s for living!! And laughing!!!!

Every day.

It’s just too short.

10-4........I knew I liked you.....and you knew that I knew that you knew....

It may be quite simple. But now. That it’s done. I hope you don’t mind…

this is your song........

my mad skillz thinking cap.

can I borrow that pa-leeeeze!!!!!

 

[ZZUB]

Well, dis is a fewy stwange twip weport. I don't weally understand what dis wady wif da big smile is talking about. But she seems nice. And awso, she cawwies a big purse which pwobaby means she has tweats wif her.

Or somefing.

 

[bbangel]

My momma always told me "if you don't have anything NICE to say...don't say anything at all" QUOTE]

My mom told me, "if you don't have anything nice to say...it doesn't make you a bad person!"

I've been reading many of the Viking reports. I must say you are my kind of people! I also dance and sing in public. It annoys my mom, but mostly because she can never hear the music I'm dancing and singing to.

 

[Hound 109]

A very witty & very mature shark (bait) rumored that there was a group of marauding Norsemen (& especially Norsewomen) cutting a very wide swath through my beloved "World". Said i should check it out.

After a couple of pages; however, it appears that topics discussed are crappy coffee & a particularly nut-winged Viking with serious skillz... running through cemetaries & POP in nothing but purple JC Penny tennie runners.

Thought I'd continue reading in case things pick up.

Brought some dole whips & yahoos (no Rosa Rogellio sp) Thanks for the invite, Sher.

hound - (yeah i know... fresh meat - or puppy chow)

 

[Grammyof2]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, I bemeber all of this!!!! From phone calls, cause I was laying on a hammock at the swan

and what is with all the dogs??????????????????????

 

[UtahMama]

Well, dis is a fewy stwange twip weport. I don't weally understand what dis wady wif da big smile is talking about. But she seems nice. And awso, she cawwies a big purse which pwobaby means she has tweats wif her.

Or somefing.

ZZUB!!!!!!

 

[sheridac]

Just had to say You Rock!!! Splash Mountain Hair or Not. I can't wait to hear about when you meet your internet buds- This is going to great.

I'll be waiting - thanks for sharing

Hey!!! Thanks!!! I do my best. Hmm. Nickname for you...thinking...thinking....Flava??? Uumm, no. That's a bean. And you don't seem too beanlike. Plus we already have a garnish hanging around periodically, so....Flav. I like it!!!!

Sigh...I'll have to read about Vikings, won't ever get to be one. I love, LOVE my Coke Zero, and I couldn't give it up.

Aaww!!! Pammy, you can play!!! I don't mind that you drink SWILL!!! Plus. ANYONE can be one. Just come here: I hope you speak fluent gibberish!!!! Or Schpupinspeak!!!!

YAY! Always happy to see you've updated! It's like a present at the end of a long day...Thanks! Maybe I shouldn't comment every single time BUT I feel I must. I share the same outlook you do on life. I have a spring in my step most of the time...even when I'm pushing a stroller. ALWAYS dance if there's music!!!

SO! At this telathon....I have this "friend" who's had FOUR kids all BF for at least a year (except one who BIT for only 9 months) SO! raise enough to help a sistah's sisters out, k?

What a sweetie!!! You can post here AS MANY TIMES as you like!!! Throw some peanut shells on the floor too. While you're at it. Hound's bringing the beer!!

And.

I'll speak to Jerry.

can I borrow that pa-leeeeze!!!!!

One size fits all!!!

I've been reading many of the Viking reports. I must say you are my kind of people! I also dance and sing in public. It annoys my mom, but mostly because she can never hear the music I'm dancing and singing to.

Ooohh!!! More fresh meat. Oh, I mean another newbie!!! Welcome!!! Let's call you bagel.

Thanks for reading!!

 

[sheridac]

Are you SURE?

'Cause I SWEAR I thought that was Kansas.

Behind you.

HOLD ON!!!!!

WHERE??!!!!!!!

'Cause you know. I SWORE I heard a little Dust in the Wind!!!!

Now then... I am confusselled about 'skorts'. Myself.

I don't know where they belong in the grand scheme of things.

It's these small stuffs that I sweat.

Shorts... NO.

Skirt... NO.

Do you iron them?

Do you fold them and put them in a drawer?

Do you hang them? Up.

See?

I cannot abide by them.

Melly, Melly, Mellly. Did you NOT hear my yellow undie story??? Let's just say I've shown enough people the sights of London. And France.

And leave it at that.

BTW.

Your trippie is KILLING Me(l).

You sure know how to work your jelly.

Cheers, my friend, Melly.

Right back atcha Melly!!! made love for ya!!!

oh dear...was I allowed to say that (panty thing)???? *eep*

i'm just a newbie ya know

I prefer the term undie. Myself.

Shhhh, don't tell any one. Mr. Silli and I are closet Coke Zero drinkers too.

Next, you're gonna tell me Santa isn't real. And. Quit scaring the newbies. blue_river seems nice. We need nice. And. Pamlur. Drink what youwill. You've subscribed to the Swill Queen. . .

Santa's REAL?????? Wow!!! Do I have time to write a list???

And.

I'm not SCARING the newbies. I'm WELCOMING them. Yeah, that's what I call it!

Well, dis is a fewy stwange twip weport. I don't weally understand what dis wady wif da big smile is talking about. But she seems nice. And awso, she cawwies a big purse which pwobaby means she has tweats wif her.

Or somefing.

Schpupins! I DO cawwy tweats!!! How's my widdle Schpuppypuppup??!!
Oh. Yeah. Hi J!!! Hey!!! I saw you at the coffee shop today. Picking up your latte. Lavender's not really your color. Just sayin'.

A very witty & very mature shark (bait) rumored that there was a group of marauding Norsemen (& especially Norsewomen) cutting a very wide swath through my beloved "World". Said i should check it out.

After a couple of pages; however, it appears that topics discussed are crappy coffee & a particularly nut-winged Viking with serious skillz... running through cemetaries & POP in nothing but purple JC Penny tennie runners.

Thought I'd continue reading in case things pick up.

Brought some dole whips & yahoos (no Rosa Rogellio sp) Thanks for the invite, Sher.

hound - (yeah i know... fresh meat - or puppy chow)

Hound!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you bring the beer?????

Where's the sharkbait???

PS~ probably not puppy chow. More like Purina for MATURE dogs!!!!!

 

[Pamlur]

Oh. In the refrigerator, right beside the Coke Zero, I have Rosa Regale. Equally good stuff.

Edited because I forgot to say that I love your group picture.

 

[sheridac]

(And Why Would They Want To???) and The Freebies (I promise)!!!!

Alrighty then. Where were we?? Right. When last we left this intrepid reporter she was in quite the fix. Caught with her pants down. So to speak.

Never fear!!! I just hiked my skort up and rolled it over a couple of times. Kind of like what I need to do to a certain part of my anatomy when I’m not wearing my anti-gravity apparati. You know that of which I speak. The one(s) that gravity, age and breastfeeding haven’t been such swell friends. Too.

Yeah.

Nice mental picture for ya!!!

You’re Welcome!!!!

Segway.

After BTMR there was a little matter. Up for consideration. Fix my drawers??? Or go ride Johnny???

DUH!!!!

No contest there. Plus. Going through Adventureland WAS the logical path back to Main Street, right???

And. Yo Ho, Yo Ho, you guessed it.

WALK ON!!!! Again.

I kid you not.

I am thoroughly enchanted with the new POTC. POTC2, not so much. That was 2 and a half hours of my life I’ll never get back. TFI.

Yoo Hoo.

I did not manage to get ANY good Johnny pics. Either. So Friends, POST AWAY.

Please and thank you.

HaleyB!!!! This means you!!!

BTW~ Are those boats faster than they used to be??? Or is it just me??

After we de-boarded our pirate ship aaargh!!! We exited into ye old dump shop. I played Lady Pirate with a couple of boys.

Their wives weren’t too happy.

JOKING!!!!!!

Then we stepped out into the bright sunny day.

Segway.

I’ve heard. Since I’ve been back. A couple of so-called Suth-nah’s.

COMPLAINING ABOUT THE HEAT.

WHAT???!!!

Can I just say right now. I LOVED THIS WEATHER!!!! It was PERFECT!!!

And. As multiple Vikings can attest too. I spent every waking moment.

BASKING IN THE SUN!!!!!

Yoo Hoo.

(Actually. At this point in my notes. I have a note. It reads, “in and out”. I have not a clue what that means. Let’s just pretend we didn’t see that, ‘k??)

B and I meandered our way back towards Main Street. For to find. Three things.

1) hair thingamabobbers for Sher’s hair.
2) safety pins for Sher’s skort.
3) A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE ICE CREAM SANDWICH

THOSE THINGS ARE KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!! They ROCK MY SOCKS!!!!! Or they would. If I was wearing any. Underwear either. For that matter.

No!!! I’m just kidding. Or am I???

But I digress (are you taking notes sammy??).

We stopped in the first little shop. I forget what it’s called. You know. The one with all the Disney crap??

WAIT!!!!

THAT’S what that note meant!!!!!! In and out. ‘Cause that’s what we did. We went IN AND OUT of EVERY freaking store.

No soup for me.

No hairthingamabobbers either.

Or safety pins.

BUT THEN.

I had a BRILLIANT idea.

The (insert fancy French accent here) hat shop!!!!!

SCORE!!!!!!

Not only did they have bobby pins.

They GAVE them to me.

As in. FREE!!!!!!!!!!!

Power to The People Baby!!!!!!!

Something FREE at the World. Whatdaya know!!!!!

Be nice to people. They’ll be nice back.

See now. If you know me. Here’s where you’d be asking yourself.

“What??? Sher settled for bobby pins?? Not tigger ears??? No Goofy hat???"

Here’s the thing. I had my heart. Set. On the cuuuuutttttteeeeesssstttt pair. Of Mickey ears. I saw them last December in Animal Kingdom. They were cheetah. I think. Maybe leopard. I’m not sure. But. They were super cute. And. For once in my life.

I resisted the impulse to buy.

And regretted it this whole past year.

But. I could ONLY get them at Animal Kingdom. And I wasn’t going there. For another day.

So. It was bobby pins for me. Plus. I can do some snazzy hair maneuvers. I’m like MacGyver. But for hair.

Now. Where was I???

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE ICE CREAM SANDWICH!!!!

Oh. My.

A moment of silence please.

But. Holy Crap!!!! Those suckers are BIG!!!! So. B and I split one. And used one snack credit.

Did I mention yet that this was FREE????

‘Cause it was. Just so you know.

Seriously though. That sucker was soooo big. I could only eat half of a half.

I know. HORRORS!!!!!

But. There ya go.

As we passed the corner into Tomorrowland 2 CM’s eyeballed my ‘cream. And asked Sher to share.

Sher has no problem. With sharing. TFI.

Yoo Hoo.

Space Mountain...

Aaaaahhhh. The Third Mountain. My day is complete(ish).

Power to The People!!! ‘Cause this line was soooo not. A line. At all. We rode twice. In a row. Of course this ride is a perfect example of why one would choose a skort. TFI.

Digression Alert!!!!!

B was perfectly happy to be along on this little adventure. Knowing she’d be meeting up with my imaginary Internet friends. She only had one request. And that was Boma. Which we were doing. That very night. In fact.

But. For some reason. Unbeknownst to me. And. TO THIS DAY I WILL NOT UNDERSTAND.

Her eyes landed on the AstroOrbiter. And she wanted a ticket to ride.

Why???? Dear God, Why???!!!!

But. I went along with my friend. It was the right thing to do.

I guess.

I swear this is THE lamest ride. Holy crap!!!!

But. A funny thing happened on the way to the AstroOrbiter.

On the way up we recalled a trip we took together. To St. Louis. And. In typically SUCKER tourist fashion. Shelled out the bucks. To go up in the Arch.

WHAT A RIP OFF!!!!!!!!

Did you know once you get in that POD and the doors close. THERE’S NO WINDOWS???

Well. There’s a window in the pod. But. What you see.

Is the inside of the arch.

I do. NOW.

Yoo Hoo.

As we approached our own personal tin can of cyclic H-E double hockey sticks, B says to me, “Gee, I’m not sure I can get in that.”

So. Silly me. Says, “ Sure you can. You get in first. I’ll get in behind you.”

Well. Let me just say right now. Two grown women CAN ride AstroOrbiter. I still have not a clue as to why they would want to.

Yoo Hoo.

I climbed in behind my friend. But could not fit my legs around my friend. And ended up riding the entire ride. With my knees. Up around my ears.

Now I know what my twins felt like cooped up inside my 105 lb body for nine months.

If you were in Tomorrowland on September 29th, that HYSTERICAL hyena you heard???

That would be me. I COULD NOT STOP. Laughing. Like a loon. The ENTIRE ride. With my knees. Up around my ears.

Segway.

No trip to the Magic Kingdom would be complete. For me. Without paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow and, of course. The Carousel of Progress.

Sigh.

That’s the magic right there, folks.

God bless B ‘cause right about this time she decided she’d like to retreat. To the Pop. Which was A-ok with me. Since my skort kept threatening. To do some retreating of its own.

But. We couldn’t leave without picking up a hitchhiker. So. We went back through the castle. And caught ourselves a doombuggy.

Good times.

As we headed back down Main Street. And out towards the bus stop.

I looked at my watch. And giggled.

Up Next: Boma Baby!!!! The Swan, Yakking at the Hippy Dippy and Mr. Silli Ignores Sher!!!! (ok, even I’m fully aware that’s far too ambitious. You’ll take what I give you. and like it!!)


PS~ From what I can benember. I think the Viking contact for this day was:
Jami~ while on the hair thingamabobber quest
Gram~ while dining at Pinnochio’s
YAK~ I believe it was on The PeopleMover. My favorite ride. In all the World.

Find Chapter 12 Here!!!