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[Raven_the_Bird]

I should start getting ready for bed soon...

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I want five first...

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

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[MickeyLuvrLauren]

woow its late where you are. its only 12:15 pm here

 

[I Am What I Am]

SORA: I should save you, but if you're dumb enough to fall into a pit of sand, then you're not going to be much help.

ALADDIN: I could join your party.

SORA: We're full.

ALADDIN: My weapon is this sweet dagger which, I should point out, is not a shield.

SORA: Hmmm...

ALADDIN: My name isn't Goofy.

SORA: You're in.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

10:17AM...I sleep during the day and I've been awake more than 30 hours lol. Bye.

 

[MickeyLuvrLauren]

ooo. Did anyone see Evan Laysecek(sp.?) win the gold medal yesterday?

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

Yay!
i just found my Next to Normal playbill (signed by the cast)

 

[I Am What I Am]

Number 36 - I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.
It was late, almost eleven o’clock, and the twins were hidden behind the statue of Boris the Bewildered, and they had a perfect view of the Prefects’ bathroom door, where they knew their brother Percy would be headed very soon.
‘Think he’ll ever guess it?’ Fred whispered to George, scanning their Marauder’s Map for any sign of their brother.
‘No,’ George grinned in reply. ‘And there he is,’ he said, pointing to the map, a place only a corridor away from the one they were in.
‘The twins watched with baited breath as Percy arrived round the corner, and stopped in front of the imposing looking door. ‘Callidora,’ he said confidently to the door.
It remained shut. ‘Callidora!’ he said again, impatiently.
‘Callidora?’ he said, much more hesitantly, when the door refused to move again.
George pulled a small paper airplane from his pocket, and threw it over to his brother, where it hit him on the back of the head.
Percy bent to pick it up, and, unfolding it, read aloud the words written along the wing.
‘Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty.’
The door swung open noiselessly.
‘Percy walked inside, and didn’t turn as he called behind him; ‘I’m telling McGonagall, Fred and George.’

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

^That was excellent xDDD

I had a dream about Typhoon Lagoon last night 0_o

 

[MickeyLuvrLauren]

Yay!
i just found my Next to Normal playbill (signed by the cast)

thts cool...did you find out about
tht fairy house you made yet?

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

Oh tumblr, how I love thee.

 

[MickeyLuvrLauren]

Oh tumblr, how I love thee.

that's funny!!

 

[I Am What I Am]

And finally, Number 142 - “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career choice.


McGonagall looked up from their identical career choice forms, to see their identical faces.


She sighed.


‘No. Just – no.’


‘What?’ George said innocently.


‘What?’ she repeated. ‘You both want ‘To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys,’ that’s what!’


‘That’s perfectly valid!’ Fred said happily. ‘That is what we want to do, and I feel certain we’ll succeed.’


‘That’s what the wicked witch of the west did!’ George added, proud of his knowledge of the muggle world’s fairytales.


‘What? Who?’ McGonagall asked, before changing her mind. ‘No – leave it.’


‘Okay, but you’re missing out on a great story!’ Fred grinned.


McGonagall paused, and looked at her two most troublesome students.


‘You know what? That’s fine. You two can go now,’ she said, sighing. The twins glanced at each other and shrugged. They left before she could change her mind.


When they had gone, McGonagall placed their forms into a large envelope, and addressed it to the minister. With the forms, she placed a note.


‘Potential Evil Overlords – Keep an eye on these two.’

 

[I Am What I Am]

Number 9 - I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.
Fred and George stomped into the common room, their hair wet and their faces thunderous.
‘I take it that was your idea of a hilarious joke?’ Fred demanded of the three friends sitting in front of the fire.
‘Well, yeah,’ Ron smiled.
‘Wasn’t it good?’ Harry grinned.
‘I did most of the work!’ Hermione beamed.
‘Why? Why would you be so cruel?’ George asked, sitting down on the hearth.
‘Well, we were getting really hacked off with you referring to showering as ‘giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful,’’ Ron began.
‘So we came up with a plan,’ Harry added.
‘The next time the two of you went for a shower…’ Hermione trailed off.
‘We arranged for Moaning Myrtle to meet you there!’ Ron beamed.
‘So did she get her eyeful?’ Harry asked.
‘Or did you two run out screaming like we predicted?’ Hermione smiled condescendingly at them.
‘The latter,’ George said without a hint of a smile.
‘You three are evil,’ Fred said.
‘Now you know what it feels like, brother,’ Ron shrugged.
‘Yes, well, we’ll be going now. Don’t expect to see us for a few weeks. We’ll be in recovery,’ George spoke for himself and his twin, as they headed up to bed.

 

[marypops!]

They encounter a new enemy that is very fat and breathes fire.

SORA: This should be easy, just attack it from behind when it starts spraying fire and use blizzard spells. Who could possibly screw that u-

DONALD: They say "fight fire with fire", so I'll do that! Watch as I waste all my ether on fire spells!

ALADDIN: His mouth is open when he breathes fire, so that must be his weak point! Aah! Fire is hot! Let me try this a few more times!

SORA: I hope all of you get cancer.

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

haiii :]

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

Hullo!

 

[Smiley.Socks]

Just made a sponge. I hope it turns out okay. :3