I Am What I Am
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359. I will not ask the Room Of Requirement to turn into Snape's Bathroom..
Oh come on, Professor! George wailed.
It was hilarious! Fred whined.
You wouldve laughed! George howled.
A lot! Fred pouted.
I sincerely doubt that, Dumbledore said sagely.
Seriously, Snape with a soap-on-a-rope and a rubber duck is a sight that will remain with me to the grave.
I can only imagine, Dumbledore checked his notes.
It says here that after you walked into the Room of Requirement, Professor Snape tried to kill you? he raised an eyebrow.
Well he shot a lot of curses at us. And a few of them hit their mark, George nodded seriously.
Yeah, Ive still got really itchy feet, Fred said, shifting uncomfortably in his chair. And other parts.
George shot his twin a look, to which Fred shrugged helplessly. George wrinkled his nose.
Dumbledore cleared his throat lightly.
Well, though you may have already been - ah - reprimanded by Professor Snape, I have to give you my own punishment, as this was an extremely serious offence.
Throw at us what you will, Professor, it was worth it, George sighed contentedly.
Just so long as its nothing with a lot of movement. If I sit still enough its not so bad, mostly, Fred said, sitting stock-still.
Well see, Dumbledore said. Go back to your common room, I will have the details sent to you shortly.
Cant I just stay here, professor? Fred requested.
No, Dumbledore shock his head.
Cmon, George said, helping Fred up. Lets go see if Hermiones got any Murtlap Essence












Oh come on, Professor! George wailed.
It was hilarious! Fred whined.
You wouldve laughed! George howled.
A lot! Fred pouted.
I sincerely doubt that, Dumbledore said sagely.
Seriously, Snape with a soap-on-a-rope and a rubber duck is a sight that will remain with me to the grave.
I can only imagine, Dumbledore checked his notes.
It says here that after you walked into the Room of Requirement, Professor Snape tried to kill you? he raised an eyebrow.
Well he shot a lot of curses at us. And a few of them hit their mark, George nodded seriously.
Yeah, Ive still got really itchy feet, Fred said, shifting uncomfortably in his chair. And other parts.
George shot his twin a look, to which Fred shrugged helplessly. George wrinkled his nose.
Dumbledore cleared his throat lightly.
Well, though you may have already been - ah - reprimanded by Professor Snape, I have to give you my own punishment, as this was an extremely serious offence.
Throw at us what you will, Professor, it was worth it, George sighed contentedly.
Just so long as its nothing with a lot of movement. If I sit still enough its not so bad, mostly, Fred said, sitting stock-still.
Well see, Dumbledore said. Go back to your common room, I will have the details sent to you shortly.
Cant I just stay here, professor? Fred requested.
No, Dumbledore shock his head.
Cmon, George said, helping Fred up. Lets go see if Hermiones got any Murtlap Essence











