The Berg-Berts do WDW, Part 30 – Closing Thoughts

Front of the monorail all the way to Epcot!! Score!!! Now THAT'S some pixie dust!

He was having separation issues from his momma. And who should appear right then but Lisa. She was on her way through the area to a backstage area to see the dolphin. And #2S saw her. And began to cry. And that was the end of that. We left the building. He didn’t want to do anything with me. He only wanted Momma or to go back to the hotel. I don’t play that. You will have fun whether you like it or not!

Oh my. I know this pit-in-the-stomach well. DS now 12 did not leave my eyesight for a minute (except he was always fine going to school...) until he was about five. I remember a moment when he was 3 1/2 when I thought I noticed something unusual in the univers.
It was the first time in 3 years I had been in the bathroom by myself.

It looks like the dolphins were so worth it!!

And. I love your money-for-the kids plan :thumbsup2 !

Lovin it.
Keep rockin...
Jamal
 
WOW! The front of the monorail! Sounds like fun! I have 4 kids and had to make a "Sophie's Choice" as to which 4 out of the 6 of us would go to the front...me and the sleeping baby in the stroller rode car #2 of the monorail (like i'm a martar?) So NEXT time mama gets up front!

OK, the dolphin swim is on my to do list before I die...THAT looks amazing!

Your boys are so sweet! Enjoy every second of them! Tomarrow they'll be off to collage and taking their own kiddos to Disney! ((sigh))

Fabulous job! I'm hooked!
 
What a great report! Other thand DS#2 have melt down after seeing Mama, it sounds like a good time!

I'm still not sure I want to do Soarin', but have time to decide. (I hate that I get motion sick so easy!) :sad2:

Waiting impatiently for more! :teeth:

NOTE TO DRE:
Your swim with the Dolphins looked awesome! Good for you to take time to do something you really wanted to do! :thumbsup2
 
I guess I should chime in and explain a little bit about the Dolphin In Depth program.

We spent about an hour learning about dolphin behavior and what the Living Seas is doing with the dolphin research. It was very enlightening. They currently have 4 male dolphins at DW. They were very specific about where NOT to touch the dolphin while we were in the tank with them. They are all males and if you get to close to their um "nether" regions they will not hesitate to show you how "male" they really are! :lmao:

Once we got into the tank, this took a while because one of the dolphins wasn't cooperating, we had our picture made with Ranier. This is the dolphin in my siggie. After we got the picture made, we were allowed to pet the dolphin, learn some signs that they train them with, and learn more about their habits and physical characteristics. At the end of the session, Ranier swam away lifted his tail fin in the air to wave goodbye, and then smacked the water sending a wave of saltwater pouring over us. Thanks Ranier for that! :teeth: Saltwater in the eyes and mouth just lovely! But he was cute and all was forgiven!

If you are thinking you might want to do this, do it! The money you spend for the session goes toward conservation and subsequently the Dolphin research that WDW is doing! It is well worth the money you spend and you get a cool picture and T-shirt! :thumbsup2
 

Still enjoying this, Todd, and appreciated hearing the "back story" on Pal Mickey. By the time we "met" him, he was really a part of the family. I never would've guessed that he had just been purchased a few days earlier!! Ok...so he forgot Pal Mickey at Living Seas, and he forgot him on Saturday morning in the room, how many more times was he forgotten???

Keep 'em coming! I am anxiously awaiting our guest appearances!!!
 
That wasn't so bad of a transportation foul up. Mine were way worse. Plural.
See Trip Report for more information, once it is posted (by next October, I promise).

Front of the Monorail rocks.

Dolphins is also on my to do list. With Sophia. Some day.

Sophia would not let us out of her sight for years, six or seven of them, except for at school. We still "have to" sit with her while she falls asleep at night. And she will only use two of the bathrooms in our house, and only with the door open (or me in there with her)-- still. We hope she gets over this before she leaves for college, but if not, I guess we will just have to go with her :teeth:
 
latoberg said:
My food was mediocre (ribs again – what can I say, I’m a carnivore). Desert was delish, though. And I love the trailers.
You eat sand and metal?

carnoberg said:
carcass: dead body; corpse, especially: the dressed body of a meat animal. MMMMmmmm Dragon burger
This was expressly for me. I know this....You offend me and should therefore be banned from the Dis.
latorev said:
They sky was leaking.
Is this some type of biblical pronoun like thee?

bergbert said:
But there was a problem. At the end of the show, Mickey defeats Maleficent the dragon and all of the characters come out to do a little happy dance. Well, there was an obvious problem. First, the dragon carcass was still on the stage. It didn’t disappear. Second, the stage was completely engulfed in smoke. I only could make out two characters on the stage. So there was no “happy ending” to Fantasmic the night we saw it. Just a dead dragon carcass.

And with that vision of happiness, we went back to the room and got ready for bed.

Awwwww, how special you were to see a flaw in the magic. Can you say doom monger? :rotfl2:

Okay. I love your trippie, even though I don't want to admit it. Nice job, hot toddy! :teeth:
 
latoberg said:
We saw the shark play area.

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Holy moly! You saw BDG there!

I drug….no, I calmly took him by the hand and gently led him to Innoventions. Hopefully there was something for him to engage in over there. Well, we found some games to play. But there wasn’t much to preoccupy an emotionally dreary 4 year old. So we headed over to Club Cool. When it was Ice Station Cool, #1S thought this was the coolest place at WDW. Now, they just have free Coke products. But it lost the coolness factor of the Ice Station. And if you didn’t get that the pun was intentional, you might want to go back and reread from the beginning.
What?!?!? You drug your children? No wonder they are emotionally dreary! I am appalled, nay, horrified. I shall report you to the authorities....And taking them for a sugar high at Club Cool? Is there no end to your parenting cruelties? Please, allow me to adopt your poor children. :rotfl2: ;)

And I love the picture of your lovely wife with the dolphin. Thank goodness she wasn't swimming with the sharks. I would then have to worry about her too. I can just see it now....No, Lisa, jump in! They aren't sharks....they are dolphin...You'll be fine! :rolleyes:

Okay, I liked this one too.
 
I want to thank you all for the great things you are saying about the boys. They are truly the treasures of our lives. I know that in terms of world economy we are extravagantly rich. Even among Americans, we are better off than so many. But if there is anything that has real value in our home, it is those two beautiful boys and the joy they bring into our lives. Even when they are a pain and at the end of our patience, we couldn't be more proud.

Tonight we had a moment of cruel-harsh-world-reality that broke in. We waiting to close up the church tonight. #1S asks very seriously, "Are there people out there who want to take little kids?" When we asked him where he heard that, it turned out that one of his "friends" said something about it. It was one of those moments that you want to grab them up in your arms and run away to a safe place away from the world.

So thank you for seeing their beauty.

NOW Horsey, I have some things to say to you. I deserved the comments about my typos. For the puikin patch crack. So I accept that with humility.

Awwwww, how special you were to see a flaw in the magic. Can you say doom monger?
A flaw is a small thing that detracts from the overall appearance. A large dead dragon and completely opaque smoke cloud is more than a flaw.

You drug your children? No wonder they are emotionally dreary! I am appalled, nay, horrified. I shall report you to the authorities....And taking them for a sugar high at Club Cool? Is there no end to your parenting cruelties? Please, allow me to adopt your poor children.

There is no scientific evidence that sugar hypes children up. And my boys are perfect examples. Their regular night time snack is ice cream with chocolate syrup.

And no, we will not allow them to be adopted. We need the tax credits. But we will be glad to rent them out.
 
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After sipping a free Coke or three, we headed over to the other Innoventions. #1S did Kidcot.

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#2S played among the trees. And we went around to play on the kid computers.

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And we killed time. Lisa was due out between 11:30-Noon. Well it was getting mighty close to that time. So we went out to the most likely place to meet. And we sat out there for about 15 minutes when tragedy struck. Pal Mickey was nowhere to be seen. He didn’t make it out of Innoventions. Because #1S had taken his Pal from around his neck to color. And that was where Pal Mickey stayed when we left. Luckily, Pal Mickey was having a little nap in the same place when we went back. And I stapled Pal Mickey to #1S’s neck. Not really. I didn’t bring the staple gun. They wouldn’t let me get it past the security gate. But I did tell him to leave Pal Mickey around his neck. And we went back out to meet Lisa.

And waited.

And Waited.

And saw this lizard running around.

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I was getting a little cranky at this point. We had lunch planned at La Cellier. And the schedule (we don’t do plans anymore) said it was close to time to head over there. Lisa comes bopping under Spaceship Earth like she doesn’t have anywhere to be. I’m chomping at the bit to get over to Canada. I’m wanting some grub. Even if it is foreign.

So we head over to Canada and I go in to announce our presence. And find out that we are almost an hour early for our ADR. I had dyslexyed the time. I thought it was 1:05. It was really 1:50. So we took the kiddies over to the Kidcot to kill a little time. #1S had fun coloring what he pronounced was his tiki. Then started swinging it like a battle axe. #2S colored a little bit, but quickly retreated when a squirrel asked to use his crayons.

Well, the squirrel didn’t really talk. But the squirrel got a little too close to him. And he went nutso. Just like the toe eating ducks at MK. I didn’t realize he had a problem with squirrels. But he’s never been this close to one. Squirrels here in Oklahoma know better. If you get to close, you might be the guest of honor at the dinner table.

We killed about 15 minutes. But we didn’t kill the squirrel. I figured we paid for free dining so they could kill, clean, and cook our food. No sense making more work for ourselves. And I went up to get us into the cellar. For those of you who don’t know, La Cellier is a cellar. Just a fancy one. With pretty good food. I went a little more high class than normal. I ate the raw fish and crab salad with fancy cream cheese. Then I had a barbecue sandwich that had the coleslaw on the sandwich. I think maybe next time I’ll have a steak. Overall, the food was good, it just wasn’t what I wanted. So I left full but unsatisfied.

We wandered around to Journey into Imagination with Figment. I remember Figment from 1984. It was a happy memory. It was nice to see him again. And the Journey was kind of fun. Except we broke the ride. It stopped. The lights came on. And we sat there for a few minutes. Weird, hunh?
After we exited the seriously over crowded interactive area without interacting, we went back to the Land. It was time for Lisa to enjoy the feeling of flight. So she took the boys and the FastPasses and flew on Soarin’. She liked it. The boys liked it again. I stood outside and waited. This is getting to be a theme today. And I don’t like it.

As soon as they hopped off their flight, we hopped on the boat. Living with the Land was one of #1S’s favorites last time. He has more of a green thumb than anyone. He loves plants. And he loves information. He also loves to drink soda. And he did at lunch. And at Club Cool. He had a lot. But we didn’t realize it until we got on the boat. And he started doing the shivers and shakes. I’m filming all of the great scenery when I recognize what we call in our home “the pee-pee dance”. “Do you need to go the bathroom” as quietly as possible. “Uh-huh” nodding his head. “Well you are going to have to hold on until we get to off the ride.” “Okay.”

We had just gotten into the greenhouse when this exchange took place. And some of you know that this is not a short ride. I felt badly for him. But as the ride was ending, I turned to him and say, “You gonna make it?””no” with head shaking. And he didn’t. Poor guy was heartbroken. And I was for him, too. But we didn’t make a big scene, I’m proud to say. I took the boys to the front of Epcot to get a stroller while Lisa went to get new clothes. Cause she decided we weren’t going back to the room.

And just in case you think I am one of those horrible people who just leaves the mess behind, I did inform the cast members of the incident. Now if they didn’t clean it, I’m sorry your bum got wet. But just so you know, mine did, too. And I didn’t get new clothes. But those dryers work great in the restroom.

Once we got the stroller, we parked it. And rode Spaceship Earth. The Big Ball. Last time, #1S was totally freaked out by this. I have no idea why. But he was terrified of going up into the ball. This time, we all rode it and enjoyed it very much. I think it is one of my favorites. Mostly because it is slow, dark, and cool.

We stepped back down on earth and grabbed the stroller. #2S finally gets to ride. We head over to Universe of Ellen’s Energy. I remember way back when this was just way cool. The coolest thing was that those great big ride cars ran on just a little sliver of a track. I look at it now and it was just kind of slow. It had its moments of funny. But it was a cool distraction. Only in the sense of air conditioned.

After traveling back in time, I wanted to travel into space. I wanted to ride Mission:Space. We decided that, since we couldn’t do it as a family, and my life insurance wasn’t quite enough, we would skip it. And skip right on over to Mexico.
 
PARDON MOI?

Excuse my french but... YOU DID NOT DO MISSION SPACE?

You went to MEXICO? Instead?

Tell me, at least, that you sampled some of the wonderful "Beverly"?

At least?

Oi vey.

In shock, Melly.
 
1000thhappyhaunt said:
PARDON MOI?

Excuse my french but... YOU DID NOT DO MISSION SPACE?

You went to MEXICO? Instead?

Tell me, at least, that you sampled some of the wonderful "Beverly"?

At least?

Oi vey.

In shock, Melly.
I am truly sorry "O Haunt With Goldy Locks"

My beautiful and honorable wife didn't feel it would be fair to separate the family.

And she did ask, "What was the ride all those people died on?" So I think she was worried for someone's safety. Not mine, of course.

And in humbleness and humility, no Beverly, either. I know I have been diminished in your eyes.

But guess what I will be doing in November when the wifey is away.
 
latoberg said:
I am truly sorry "O Haunt With Goldy Locks"

My beautiful and honorable wife didn't feel it would be fair to separate the family.

And she did ask, "What was the ride all those people died on?" So I think she was worried for someone's safety. Not mine, of course.

And in humbleness and humility, no Beverly, either. I know I have been diminished in your eyes.

But guess what I will be doing in November when the wifey is away.

No.

Actually... I respect you for not trying the Beverly!

Heh heh.

Keep rollin', my friend.

Melly.
 
Another great read. I am the one that usually does the waiting because Hannah is to small for some rides or scared so we wait for the other two.

Good job on not making a big deal of the accident. To some people this would ruin there whole day. Too much soda indeed.

Lucky you found poor Mickey. He is part of the family now.

--
 
Great installment! LOOVED the pee story!
 
I don't blame you for NOT doing Mission....not on my list of things to do (that old motion sickness thing again!) :sad2: However, Dre had a point on the ride where at least 2 people have died. Doesn't sound enjoyable to me.

I feel bad about DS's "mishap". All that Coke eventually catches up with you.

Keep the TR coming...I'm enjoying it! :thumbsup2
 
Lacto/Dre - the 2 of you :teeth:

I just now got caught up. So much to read, so little time.

I was way back at scoring sleeping bags at the hotel, the boy doesn't like brown spots on his hotdogs, lots of talk of food, rain, waiting or not waiting in line, Fantasmic front row seats and lots of smoke and animal carcass, Dre in a wetsuit, and Pal Mickey gets left behind. See I really did read :teeth: :teeth:

Loving the pics and the story. You both crack me up and the boys are adorable, even if the little one prefers his sleeve to a napkin :rotfl2:
 
Grammyof2 said:
Lacto/Dre - the 2 of you :teeth:

I just now got caught up. So much to read, so little time.

I was way back at scoring sleeping bags at the hotel, the boy doesn't like brown spots on his hotdogs, lots of talk of food, rain, waiting or not waiting in line, Fantasmic front row seats and lots of smoke and animal carcass, Dre in a wetsuit, and Pal Mickey gets left behind. See I really did read :teeth: :teeth:

Loving the pics and the story. You both crack me up and the boys are adorable, even if the little one prefers his sleeve to a napkin :rotfl2:

Actually he was using the collar/button-up part of his shirt! Give the boy some credit, he does have some couth! :teeth:

Thanks for joining us on this adventure!
 
latoberg said:
As soon as they hopped off their flight, we hopped on the boat. Living with the Land was one of #1S’s favorites last time. He has more of a green thumb than anyone. He loves plants. And he loves information. He also loves to drink soda. And he did at lunch. And at Club Cool. He had a lot. But we didn’t realize it until we got on the boat. And he started doing the shivers and shakes. I’m filming all of the great scenery when I recognize what we call in our home “the pee-pee dance”. “Do you need to go the bathroom” as quietly as possible. “Uh-huh” nodding his head. “Well you are going to have to hold on until we get to off the ride.” “Okay.”

We had just gotten into the greenhouse when this exchange took place. And some of you know that this is not a short ride. I felt badly for him. But as the ride was ending, I turned to him and say, “You gonna make it?””no” with head shaking. And he didn’t. Poor guy was heartbroken. And I was for him, too. But we didn’t make a big scene, I’m proud to say. I took the boys to the front of Epcot to get a stroller while Lisa went to get new clothes. Cause she decided we weren’t going back to the room.

And just in case you think I am one of those horrible people who just leaves the mess behind, I did inform the cast members of the incident. Now if they didn’t clean it, I’m sorry your bum got wet. But just so you know, mine did, too. And I didn’t get new clothes. But those dryers work great in the restroom.
Oh that poor little boy. I knew the Club Cool was a bad idea. Clearly you followed some park commando plan which did not take in the consideration of potty stops.....if this installment doesn't illustrate your child abusive ways.....I don't know what is. I am beside myself for fear of what life must be like for your two sons. Eternal dangnation? :rotfl2:


Okay this was great and I did a full belly laugh at the tough of you pointing your wet butt at that hand dryer! Woooo, though, you must have smelled horrid. Wait a minute. Is this whole story an ellaborate ruse to cover up the fact that you, in fact, that had the accident? For the love of wienies, you are using your kid to cover up your own mistakes. Now that is low... :rotfl2:
 












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