The Battle For My Wallet VI: The Trip Report That Isn’t a Trip Report (P.24, 11/24)

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I can't deny that I'm enjoying our ranking. But, to say we have over performed this year is an understatement. No one expected us to be 9-0 and no one expected us to be competing for the National Championship. Except for the rubes who hang out at the Texaco sucking back Jo-Jos and getting drunk on pickled egg juice (Hi LaLa!). And of course, Mel. Who still thinks we're going to play the Patriots in the Super Bowl.

In other words, I'm enjoying the crap out of our ranking but won't be too shocked if we lose this weekend.

And I am breaking my time-honored tradition of never reading a TR that doesn't introduce the main characters within the 1st page (and by "introduce" I mean show pictures).
Welcome cdotla! I broke with tradition when I started writing a Trip Report. Then I broke with tradition when I wrote 4 more. Then I destroyed tradition when I started writing this non-Trip Report.

I nearly laughed my laptop off my lap and onto the floor!!:confused3 :rotfl2:
That's why I'm here, Java. Glad I could bring a smile to your face.

We are back from our Disney cruise, and I'm still wondering why you didn't come over and introduce yourself at Castaway Cay last Sunday???
Hi Praise. You're now on ignore. Double ignore in fact. And not b/c you'd assume I'm that bald (I'm not) or that I'm that hairy (again, not) or that I'd (Gawd Forbid a Million Times!) wear a Speedo (who would?!). But b/c you think Mrs. ZZUB is that unattractive. Mock me all you want. But don't be hating on the Mrs.

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: Dude!! No way is that ZZUB!! His legs aren't hairy enough and he doesn't have ginormous python-like biceps like ZZUB.
Please send me a PM with your address so I can mail you a check for $50 and a slab of chocolate cake.

Roll Tide!
 
But...what's with the tennis shoes?! Please tell me there wasn't a Baywatch-esque slow motion run involved here.

No running, thank goodness! DH was a little mortified when he saw that I took that picture! And then when I told him I was going to post it, he was all like, "What if it's a Diser and they recognize themselves?" :rotfl2:


Hi Praise. You're now on ignore. Double ignore in fact. And not b/c you'd assume I'm that bald (I'm not) or that I'm that hairy (again, not) or that I'd (Gawd Forbid a Million Times!) wear a Speedo (who would?!). But b/c you think Mrs. ZZUB is that unattractive. Mock me all you want. But don't be hating on the Mrs.

:rotfl: You know, after I posted it, I realized it was probably an insult to your wife. My sincere apologies!

Denise
 
You're all obsessing for no reason. Just wait for the film this Christmas and you will get to see Zzub in all his glory. In the "The Guns of Z", Al Gore will prove that the number 4 is responsible for global climate change, and Michael Moore will prove that Zzub's improved "Space Ace" marksmanship stems from a secret involvement in the Peruvian black-market yogurt trade.

Congrats on the #1 – my dad grew up in Alabama, and I spent a few short years there myself as a wee one, so they’ve always been a favorite. Of course growing up primarily in West Texas, I became a die hard Texas Tech fan, so I'm pretty stoked myself these days...unfortunately it's offset by the dismal letdown which likes to be called the Dallas Cowboys.

Looking forward to more postings on your trip to The World...the postings being a non-report of course, the trip was an actual journey…with real photos…and non-reportish descriptions…of real things…which are, yet which are not….a report that is…not a trip….which they were…and yet were reported as not.
 
The One With The Guns said:
Except for the rubes who hang out at the Texaco sucking back Jo-Jos and getting drunk on pickled egg juice (Hi LaLa!). And of course, Mel. Who still thinks we're going to play the Patriots in the Super Bowl.

DED!

But what the heck's a Jo-Jo? Is that anything like a Ho-Ho?

Hi Mel, Hi NM!

Z said:
Please send me a PM with your address so I can mail you a check for $50 and a slab of chocolate cake.

No Yoo Hoo to go with it?! What's up with that?

:moped:
 

I'm loving your trip report that really isn't! Everytime I read
a trip report of yours I'm reminded to be thankful for everything.
I like how you aren't afraid to talk about your walk with the Lord.
However as far as college football is concerned well ummm.....

Go Nittany Lions!!!:cheer2: :cheer2: :cheer2:
 
I can't deny that I'm enjoying our ranking. But, to say we have over performed this year is an understatement. No one expected us to be 9-0 and no one expected us to be competing for the National Championship. Except for the rubes who hang out at the Texaco sucking back Jo-Jos and getting drunk on pickled egg juice (Hi LaLa!). And of course, Mel. Who still thinks we're going to play the Patriots in the Super Bowl.

In other words, I'm enjoying the crap out of our ranking but won't be too shocked if we lose this weekend.

Roll Tide!

yea...yea...yea...that's all true and I agree...but I know that you know that you really want to post this.....so allow me...
BAMA'S #1.....THE TIDE IS ROLLING TO THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Please send me a PM with your address so I can mail you a check for $50 and a slab of chocolate cake.

Roll Tide!


Ohhhhhhh I love me some chocolate cake!!! And the $50 can go into the WDW fund seeing as how my little princess wants to go back to WDW for her birthday again every year since we went for the first time in June for her birthday this year. She's not spoiled though...much! :rotfl:
 
LaLa projects the chance that ZZUB might actually part with a fifty AND a slab of chocolate cake for an imaginary friend too close to call.

The exit polls tend to indicate 100% believe he'd part with the fifty for a friend but only 2% feel he'd kiss the cake goodbye. Unless it was purchased at 7-11, at which point the numbers drop to a big fat zero.

So SamC, the Bama mania has hit our house full on. It's not enough that DH brought home a hat for the boy last year but now he's got Bama license plates on BOTH the vehicles. I've already been scared twice by rabid Bama fans when I pass them on the street. (Hi Mel!)

So when are we getting another surprise installment, ZZUB? I'm looking forward to the photo chapter entitled "Rorschach Vomit Puddle: Who Can Spot the Mickey Ears First?"

Or am I?

:sick:
 
ZUBB - In light of the news this morning here are some wonderful reminders and a great blog posting by a friend of mine.

"that your faith should not be in the wisdom of men but in the power of God." (1 Cor 2:5)

Some trust in chariots, and some in horses; But we will remember the name of the LORD our God. ( Ps 20:7)

A man’s heart plans his way, But the LORD directs his steps.(Proverbs 16:9)

The Change We Need

Eight years ago, I stayed up all night because I wanted to know who would be the next President of the United States of America. Tonight I am staying up for entirely different reasons.

Tomorrow, a new day will bring about a new discussion in American political life. History was made with the election of the first African American to be President of the United States–Senator Barak Obama. I encourage you to read the exhortation offered by Justin Taylor that, as Christians, we are called upon to pray, support, and honor our leaders, especially our president, even if we have strong differences.

It is true that change is coming. I don’t think any of us can accurately predict what that change will look like, but we can take a hard look at ourselves in America and consider what needs to change about us. I have lived almost my entire life under what has been called “the moral majority” and “the religious right.” Many of the men who led the charge have recently passed away, including Jerry Falwell and D. James Kennedy (among others). Today, it seems that the remaining political voice of this generation is a Christian psychologist–Dr. James Dobson.

I believe we as Christians in America are at a crossroads with this election. On the one hand, there will be the renewed commitment to recruit more culture warriors to fight the fundamentalist battles of old. No doubt, their concerns are warranted. Obama is the most pro-abortion candidate ever to be voted President of the United States. He has also advocated a pro-socialist redistribution of wealth. The judicial system is vulnerable to liberal activism where the issues of sanctity of life, marriage, family, and the freedom of worship will certainly be challenged in the next four years.

On the other hand, I can’t help but think that the Obama presidency will help Christians who happen to be American to open our eyes to our syncretistic views of American Christianity. While the fundamentalist impulse is to retreat into the ghetto, pull out the dispensationalism charts, and check the rapture ready index as a morning devotional, perhaps for the first time Christians will no longer seek to Christianize America but speak prophetically and live missionally in our growingly secular world. Our greatest need is not to fight the battle against the culture but to fight against the battle of unbelief. It is safe to live as functional atheists when we’ve got God in our constitution, on our coins, in the White House, but when the props are removed from us, how shall we then live?

We must learn to live as missionary citizens.

The context of American culture is drastically changing, no doubt. We do need culture warriors–indeed, all of us need to actively stand for the values and virtues derived from our biblical worldview. But I am convinced more than that, we need a Christianity with a gospel that is sufficient, a mission that is dominant, and a Savior who is triumphant. Now is not the time to wallow in the cry, Woe is America!” Now is the time to plead with God, “Lord, I believe; help my unbelief!”

Now is the time for a missionary, not a psychologist, to lead the cause of evangelicals in the 21st century American culture. We are not here to tell people, “Yes you can!” but “No you can’t, but Jesus can.” Now is the time to take the call to be missionaries in our own world as serious as other Christians are in their equally pagan and anti-Christian culture. It is time for the Bibles on our shelves to be the dictum of our day. It is time we recognize once and for all that Jesus has never been draped in stars and stripes but died naked with only the blood of His brow and the spit of the soldiers for His covering. His kingdom is not of this world.

The news and media will continue to cycle punditry and commentary about the political implications of an Obama presidency. I can’t help but think about the personal implications as one who is not a Republican or Democrat, but a citizen of two worlds and a committed follower of one Lord–Jesus Christ. I encourage you to do the same. Let us not weary ourselves about the battles we face without and ignore the greater ones within. The church will march on. Christ will continue to save. His mission will prevail. His glory is our gain. Let us not waste this election wondering what we have lost as Christians in America. Let us look to Christ and His gospel and see what we have found.

Then, my friend, we will have change the we can believe in.
Then we will be the change.
 
Thank you, MommyPoppins for the encouraging post. I agree, God is in control. As He always has been and as He always will be.

It is good to be reminded of that fact.

I'm pretty sure everyone who reads my Trip Reports and even this non report knows I am a born-again Christian. My faith is a part of me and, therefore, it's a part of my writing as well. Likewise, I'm relatively sure people who read this know I am poltically conservative as much as they know I love Alabama Football, cake, saving money and passing gas. And Seinfeld.

However, I'd like to make sure that this thread doesn't turn into a debate on the election. Or any topic really. I imagine some people who read MommyPoppins' post might want to respond. I want to encourage people to find another forum for that. Even though I am NOT writing a Trip Report, this is a Trip Report thread. My non-Trip Report Trip Report is littered with jokes about topics varying from Seinfeld to football, farting to politics. I appreciate and welcome jokes in response. I appreciate and welcome encouraging words as well. But I don't want my Trip Report (which really isn't a Trip Report) to turn into a debate on any topic.

We'll be back again soon with a whole new chapter on Food. You won't want to miss that.

Or will you?

:moped:
 
Thank you, MommyPoppins for the encouraging post. I agree, God is in control. As He always has been and as He always will be.

It is good to be reminded of that fact.

I'm pretty sure everyone who reads my Trip Reports and even this non report knows I am a born-again Christian. My faith is a part of me and, therefore, it's a part of my writing as well. Likewise, I'm relatively sure people who read this know I am poltically conservative as much as they know I love Alabama Football, cake, saving money and passing gas. And Seinfeld.

However, I'd like to make sure that this thread doesn't turn into a debate on the election. Or any topic really. I imagine some people who read MommyPoppins' post might want to respond. I want to encourage people to find another forum for that. Even though I am NOT writing a Trip Report, this is a Trip Report thread. My non-Trip Report Trip Report is littered with jokes about topics varying from Seinfeld to football, farting to politics. I appreciate and welcome jokes in response. I appreciate and welcome encouraging words as well. But I don't want my Trip Report (which really isn't a Trip Report) to turn into a debate on any topic.

We'll be back again soon with a whole new chapter on Food. You won't want to miss that.

Or will you?

:moped:

I don't know...will I?

ZZub...you're a GOP...which in my book stands for Great Ol' Poster! (Not to be confused with Great OLD Poster ;))

Your trip report, including your political humor (which I must say just doesn't measure up to the Seinfeld humor...hehehe...) have been spot on.

'Cept...since this isn't really a trip report, maybe your humor has been all for nothing. Really...why are we here again?

Ahhhh...I remember. To pay tribute to your wonderful writing and dang-funny analogies and responses.

Couldn't get it this gud anywhere else.
 
Zzub said;

We'll be back again soon with a whole new chapter on Food. You won't want to miss that.

Who's we?

Whoo-hoo a whole entire chapter on cake!

Uuuuummmmmm.....cake!
 
Hi ZZUB!!

Bring on the Food Chapter.

Sincerely,
Starving in Tennessee
NOPhil
 
ZZOBAMA!!! said:
However, I'd like to make sure that this thread doesn't turn into a debate on the election. Or any topic really.

So if I'm following this correctly, what you're saying is no more cart vs. buggy? Innie Minnie vs. Eeny Meeny? BoBo vs. ****oo? Ketchup vs. catsup? "Aunt" vs. "ant"? Paper vs. plastic? Certifiably insane vs. just drunk (Hi Mel!) Alcove vs. lobby? Balding vs. chrome dome? Costanza vs. Piven? Harding vs. Kerrigan? Kramer vs. Kramer?!

The world will never be the same.

:moped:
 
So if I'm following this correctly, what you're saying is no more cart vs. buggy? Innie Minnie vs. Eeny Meeny? BoBo vs. ****oo? Ketchup vs. catsup? "Aunt" vs. "ant"? Paper vs. plastic? Certifiably insane vs. just drunk (Hi Mel!) Alcove vs. lobby? Balding vs. chrome dome? Costanza vs. Piven? Harding vs. Kerrigan? Kramer vs. Kramer?!

The world will never be the same.

:moped:

I, for one, don't want to live in a world where we can't have a Disdebate about whether I'm actually crazy... or just trolleyed.

And don't forget the whole Milli/Vanilli debate.

'Cause apparently one of them is dead. But no one knows just exactly WHICH ONE.

No one.


Cheers, Mel.

:3dglasses
 
Food!!! Will there be cake even!! I can't wait.

I love me some cake. Cake is classy, I say!
 
I love your trip reports, non trip reports, and cake reports. In our house if cake is so good you don't want to share it with others, it's ZZUBILICIOUS!
 
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