"The Ballad Of Cathy Canada"

[zurgswife]

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Award winning Ballad......

Wonderful willyj

 

[charlie,nj]

Willy ..great song ..and that’s no lie..


Hey next time you are in a ballad writing mood …can you pen something about a guy from NJ..who at the end of the first date with his future wife..was told “if you want a second date..you better never and I mean NEVER wear those ugly shoes again”

Hey Zurg do you think these shoes are ugly? Would they make it onto your site?

the shoe


(this picture is the closest thing I could find to my good old desert boots from the King Size Shoe Company)


Oh BTW I never wore the shoes ..desert boots again until AFTER we were married.

 

[Serena]

bravo Willy!

 

[I <3 Eeyore]

ROFLMBO That was awesome, Willy!

 

[Crissup]

Originally posted by WillyJ
Now people came from miles around
Yeah everyone was there
Crissup wore a speedo
There was magic in the air

Last time I wore a Speedo, I was arrested for possession of "Crack"!

 

[Beth E. (NJ)]

Too funny Willy!

 

[WillyJ]

Glad you got a kick out of the song Cathy. . and thanks everyone for the compliments. . .


Charlie, creating art like that wears a guy out. . . but I'll see what I can come up with for ya tomorrow. . .

 

[jipsy]

bwahahahahahaha I love it!

 

[WillyJ]

Okay Charlie, here you go. . .

The Ballad of CharlieNJ*

*Sung to the tune of Credence Clearwater's "Down on The Corner"


Early in the evenin’
Just before supper time
He turns on the computer
If his wife don't mind
He types there in the corner
Thinks of things to say
Christmas lights; a butt knife fight
Yeah that's CharlieNJ

Down on the Dis; Out on the CB
Charlie from New Jersey is posting
He wears Bad Shoes; acts crazy

Holloween it's "The Body"
And people just got to smile
Then he goes to a Wal Mart
Get's snowed in for a while.
Poor guy posts forever
Trying to score a Classic thread
But then he finally get's it
And in a month that board is dead

Down on the Dis; Out on the CB
Charlie from New Jersey is posting
He wears Bad Shoes; acts crazy


Sometimes you can't see him
Yet he's still around
Post's as Clinton, Bush or Gore
But not to put people down
Yeah he's just kidding
He just likes to play
Plus it's the best he can do
Since he can't be WillyJ. .


Down on the Dis; Out on the CB
Charlie from New Jersey is posting
He wears Bad Shoes; acts crazy. . .

 

[Zurg]

SLAP again!

Yeah Charlie, It may not be the classics board but I'll post the shoes and the song.

 

[CathyCanada]

Love it!!!!!!!!!!

Do zurgie next!

 

[Mskanga]

ROFLMAO. I'm dying here!
But Willy....CAN I PLEASE HAVE THE PREMIER THIS SATURDAY AT ZURG'S ?? I'll videotape it and send it to CC! ROFL.
Oh please stop this, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

 

[Zurg]

Sorry CC Alex was next:

http://198.64.133.85/showthread.php?s=&threadid=401903

 

[charlie,nj]

great Willy...

like I always say..you can never have enough ballads.

 

[Zurg]

Yeah Charlie I like when they play them over and over again on the radio

 

[WillyJ]

Olga, you want to video-tape me singing and send it to Cathy??? What did she ever do to you to deserve that kind of punishment??

 

[Zurg]

I don't even think the legal pot will be enough to get over a tape like that

 

[CathyCanada]

Will, darlin' the royalties, think of the royalties!!!!!