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U is for: Underwater and Designs by Ugo
The 2nd half of our 3rd day in Tuscany was… interesting. We left the lovely Villa Reale di Marlia and headed for a town called Montecatini Terme, home of several hot spring-fed spas and pools. In my research I’d settled on one that was drop dead gorgeous and had high hopes of spending several hours soaking in this luxurious space. We zoomy-zoomed into the town and found a parking spot as close as the gps would take us to “Tettucio Spa” and quickly found a passer-by who informed us that, unfortunately this particular spa was not open for bathing that day. It was however, going to be opened at 3:00 or so to tour the grounds and the buildings for an entrance fee.
Of course.

(The entrance to the "real spa" all gated still)
Just a short walk away from our parking spot, however, was another option to soak, so off we trotted with our suits. Sadly, when we entered and paid our small fee, we realized that the pool was… just a regular looking pool in a boring looking modern building. Worse, it was hardly hot at all! Booooo!!! But we’d paid so adjusted our ‘tudes and got in with about a dozen or 20 other folks who’d come for the water therapy. It was obvious that at least a few had either physical or intellectual disabilities and were there truly for therapy reasons. While the water was only slightly warmer than lukewarm, there was a nice feature of some powerful jets of piped in water that people were taking turns standing under to give a nice massage experience. I can neither confirm nor deny being a complete water jet pig.
Now… in addition to the big soaking pool there was a smaller pool, oval shaped and a bit warmer. No one was in it, so we hopped over there and sort of just…. You know…. stood there and soaked. After a bit, a couple of other folks decided to use that “pool” and it quickly became apparent to us that we didn’t have a clue that you were not supposed to really just stand there but be walking around the “track” for exercise. This vacation wasn’t about to turn into anything even resembling exercise, so we got back into the big pool, a bit red-faced at our small social blunder. Wherein we each took a water jet and laughed our heads off until others started giving us the share-the-jets stink eye. Fine. Whatever. The water wasn’t really warm enough to make me say, “ahhhh”, so we got out, dried off with the towels they gave us, and since it was almost 3:00 anyway, we dressed and headed back to the “real” spa.
Oddly, that ended up being a memory that we still giggle about looking back.
There were no cameras allowed in the pool area (for good reason) as it is a working therapy pool, but I found this photo on the net to show you the set up with the lap pool that we were quite content to loiter in.
When we got back to the Tettucio spa, we were informed at the ticket window once more that the pools were not open at this spa today but that we were welcome to explore the facility parts that were open. This really bummed me out because I had specifically chosen this one to spend the half day at and the information on their website showed that it would be open on our chosen day. If I’d known, we might have been able to trade our days around a bit. C’est la vie.
Let me show you WHY this is the Queen of Montacatini spas….

Built in 1919 by the architect Ugo Giovanozzi, it is an absolutely stunning work of the Art Deco style. If you are even a little bit of a Mucha fan, or of graceful lines and a soft pastel color palette, use of Greek influences and sleek elegance surrounding you, THIS is your place! It was built at the height of Italian post-WW1 extravagance and boy does it show here. The opulence is evident everywhere with an enormous “room” surrounding the pool, a HUGE social hall with a solid wood bar that seems to stretch for miles and even a music hall with an acoustic cupola. Those people took their spa deal to the ultimate max.


First we walked around the parklike grounds just enjoying the various fountains and walkways.





One of my favorite things I saw were these leaded glass windows in an outbuilding that is only used for storage now. I'd kill to have one of these installed in my home in Kentucky!


Now, even today, the big draw here, aside from it being a UNESCO World Heritage Site is that it is a fully operational spa that has an unique and historical option. Legend has it that there are at least 4 separate sources of healing waters, and the regimen is to Soak, Sip from #1, Soak, Sip from #2, Soak, Sip from #3 and so on… Or.. if you’re feeling particularly deficient in one specific area, you can just drink that one til you drown. Trust me, there is more than one process mentioned on the internet on the Tettucio “how to's".
Anara and I were happily touring along when I noticed that one of the water spigots with this magical healing water was actually on. YES!!! Today was my lucky day! I was going to be healed from… everything. FOREVER!!! With my hand as a cup, I took a big swig and oddly, my neck will still as trashed as it ever was. When I got home to research why I didn’t look 20 years younger, and still felt like crap, to my horror I discovered that I had unknowingly drank from the fountain of fertility.
Great.
Just what I hoping for at 50-something. Although I might trade being pregnant again over menopause. Not gonna lie.

See?! Now I know how Sophia got her smashing looks!

We continued to stroll around the main building of the spa and were just astounded at how big and grand it was!





Having tempted fate with that sip of water a little too much I turned to my next living-on-the-edge activity: driving a stick shift, on the hills in Tuscany, in the dark. YAY ME!! I mean, tempting fate twice in one day is adventure, right?
The day had been a good one with a small tinge of disappointment but with a few giggles making up for it and a hefty dose of wondrous history and architecture to round it out. Yes, we were definitely touring WAY out of the usual touron spots. Sure Rome and Florence have some incredible things to see, but I’d argue that getting off the well-worn path of where everyone goes can offer some EXCELLENT things to see and do.
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