"Thank you for calling Disney Dining.
If you would like a reservation at Biergarten, please press one.
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Please press one.
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You should be pressing one. Biergarten is the only restaurant available until November 3rd.
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You many now press 2 if you would like a 11:45 p.m. reservation at Restaurant Marrakesh on Septem...never mind.
Please press one."
THIS, or some form of this recording, is what SHOULD be playing on 407-WDW-DINE right now. Because scoring an ADR for any meal at any time in the next two weeks is almost laughable.
Almost.
Unless you're as persistent as moi.
"But wait a tic, why would you be calling Disney Dining NOW, Tinkerbellarella???" you ask.
Well.
WELL.
::sigh::
I tell you. I went HOW many months without making any changes at all to my resort, my itinerary, my ADRs. I was running a hot streak! I'd defeated it! Admittedly, I did second guess that San Angel Inn ADR for a bit but I kept it! I didn't change! I'd BEAT the resort-changing, ADR-dancing, itinerary-swapping disease!!!!!
You know where this is going, right?
Are you sitting down?
Yes, folks, a change in plans. A couple. And there could
possibly be more.
I figure the most sensible way to discuss said changes are by revisiting the itinerary, day by day:
Saturday, 9/20/08
Arrival day! Our flight is scheduled to arrive in Orlando at 11:15 a.m. I'm hoping that when all is said and done with the luggage collection and transfer, we'll be at the Poly check-in desk no later than 12:30 p.m. We're scheduled to have our tootsies done at the spa at the GF at 2:00 p.m.
Possible Change #1: The original plans have Missy and I meeting up with the TK clan for LapuLapus at the Tambu Lounge for LapuLapuFest 2008 at 4:00 p.m. Unfortunately, waaaaay too late in the planning process (read: this past Sunday) we began discussing having dinner together in lieu of just drinkypoos.
Want to know how that's working out for us?
The ONLY reservation for 5 people in the MK area (they'll be at MK that night) is a 9:30 p.m. at Artist Pointe. Much, much, much too late for TK's nugget.
Our other alternative is to meet for breakfast the next morning at Captain Cook's. ADRs are no problem since it's CS. And they have Tonga Toast. Missy likely would sit this one out to sleep in.
Stay tuned to see what we decide.
Our dinner ressies for the 20th currently remain unchanged: 6:35 p.m. at O'hana. We haven't really decided what to do for the night but I've tossed around the idea of a trip to the MK to see the regular version of Wishes, a trip to DTD or PI or just making and early night of it at the resort.
Sunday, 9/21/08
Our first full day is our Epicot day. No changes here. We have a 6:00 p.m ADR at the San Angel Inn. This is also the day we'll be Drinkin' 'Round the World.
Monday, 9/22/08
MGM (NODHS) day! I'm still a little miffed that Lights! Motor! Action will be dark and am hoping that maybe it'll reopen early. If not, we likely won't be able to fit it in and it too will have to wait for the next trip.

We have a 9:00 a.m. breakfast ressie at Kona.
Possible Change #: I might cancel Kona.
Wait.
Pick yourself up off the floor.
There's good reasoning behind this.
I can have my Tonga Toast every darn day if I really want it from Captain Cook's. And Missy is not a big breakfast fan, though I think she'd LOVE the Kona coffee. In a way, it's almost a waste of a reservation. The biggest reason it hasn't been canceled? I don't think I'm going to find anything to use the then-available TS credit. Seriously folks, when I say the restaurants are booked, they are BOOKED. For example, I've been toying around with the idea of a ressie at California Grill.
Yeah.
Booked.
The WHOLE week.
Not one single opening, even for a party of one.
Nothing.
Nada.
No CG for you! You come back one year!
(Ok.)
So, for now, Kona will stand as is and Missy will enjoy the coffee and pick at breakfast while I make a complete and utter fool of myself over Tonga Toast.
Then we'll head to MGM and spend the day and into the evening EMHs. We also have a 5:55 p.m. ADR for the 50's Prime Time Cafe. No changes there.
Tuesday, 9/23/08
Remains unchanged. MK day. Break from the MK late afternoon for a 5:15 p.m. ADR at Le Cellier. Then back to the MK for
MNSSHP.
Wednesday, 9/24/08 and Thursday, 9/25/08
Definite Change #1: Originally we were scheduled to be at AK today, but I didn't think that was the smartest idea after such a long night at the MK. And our free day wasn't set until Thursday. Switching the two days made sense but ONLY if I'd also be able to also switch my ADRs.
After sacrificing a small goat (kidding) to the Disney Dining gods, I called. And held my breath. Then almost passed out. But revived myself just in time to talk to Rebecca. Who told me I could only change my Tutto Italia ressie to 8:30 p.m. on 9/24 but that I could have a 5:00 p.m. Rainforest Cafe ressie on 9/25. I took the latter. Held out on the former. Got my new confirmation number. Hung up. Immediately felt remorse for not taking the 8:30 p.m. Tutto Italia. Called back. Asked Elenka (dear LORD how I know I'm butchering her name) about Tutto again for 9/24. Also asked about Teppan Edo. Was offered a 4:30 p.m. ressie at Teppan Edo and that same 8:30 p.m. ressie at Tutto. Hemmed. Hawed. Tried to book both. Was shot down. Finally took the 8:30 Tutto Italia.
Still with me?
I can wait.
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Welcome back.
SO. Now. On Wednesday, 9/24, we'll be kicking back for a lazy day at the resort followed by what I'm hoping will be a late afternoon stroll around the World Showcase and a leisurely meal at Tutto. On Thursday, 9/25, we'll be visiting with the aminals a la AK and eating ourselves silly at the Rainforest Cafe, just as the park is closing. I'd like to make a trip to DTD after dinner as well.
Friday, 9/26/08
I have NO IDEA yet what we'll be doing today. And probably won't until we're actually there. It's all hinging on what Missy and her sister want to do, as her sister is kind enough to come and get us in the first place. We may visit a park, we may have another leisurely resort morning/afternoon, we may head to Tampa early.
There you have it, folks. The slightly revamped plans which I may revamp slightly. It all depends on:
a.) whether or not I'm arrested for harrassing Disney Dining for a CG ressie
b.) I have more ADR remorse and wish I'd taken the 4:30 p.m. Teppan Edo ressie (which truthfully felt too early for dinner after a lounge-y type day)
c.) TK and I finally pin down what we want to do
d.) I win the lottery, buy everyone DVC and have a big "Dining Is Free Because Tinkerbellarella Is Paying For It" party. (If you don't get your invite in the mail, it's because I didn't win. Not because you smell.)
I'm feeling a little more complete now.
