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Spell mississippi, without looking at how we've spelt it in the question.

All gym teachers are pedophiles. Discuss.

Exam questions are too easy. A. Yes, or B. David Beckham.

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I still like things you wouldn't hear at the olympics.
And it's getting really exciting here at the sailing!
 
Haha xD

I wanna watch that one again.
 
They were taking the mick, something about britains being good at sports that involve sitting down and going backwards.
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[In scenes we'd like to see: what a television announcer is unlikely to say] If you've been affected by the issues raised in Balamory...
 
LOL! I'm gonna look them up on YouTube now.
 

The following episode of Songs of Praise contains strong language and scenes of a sexual nature.

Viewers of a nervous disposition may be interested to know that your television is off and I am speaking to you from inside your head...

You're watching ITV1... Why are you doing that? I've got the listings here and... we've got nothing!
 
Agreed. The Americans don't know what they're missing.

Comedy panel shows, are just great. Why are there hardly any American ones...
 
Welcome to the Dalek poetry reading.
I call this one DAFFODILS!
EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!
 
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Would the parents of the child who fell into the tiger enclosure please come to lost property to collect her shoes."
 
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By 2020, we shall rule the Earth. Tesco, every little helps!
 
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Questions omitted from the British citizenship test
"Whenever you look at the ingredients in Ready, Steady, Cook, do you think "I could make a bomb out of that"?"
 
Dear BBC, how did you manage to get those hippos to swim in a circle?
 
News just in: "Go to a break, your wife's just been hit by a truck." (Stares at the camera, confused.)
 
In 2020 I will be 26
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And obviously will have universal domination.
Muahaha.
 
The answer is one million per cent, what is the question?

What is Amy Winehouse's blood alocohol percentage?

How much happier would I be if I saw a duck moonwalking?

How much have gas prices risen by the time I started this sentence?
 
The answer is one million per cent, what is the question?

What is Amy Winehouse's blood alocohol percentage?

How much happier would I be if I saw a duck moonwalking?

How much have gas prices risen by the time I started this sentence?

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