Barbra Jean :I can't live with an evil presence in my house.
Reba: Then you shouldn't have married him
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Barbra Jean: Boop! You've got mail! [opens Kyra's laptop and makes poses]
'Reba: [to Brock] Boop! You've got a goof-ball!
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[Van laying on the bed because he cant play football Friday night] Cheyenne: Wanna go to the movies? Van: No.
Cheyenne: Wanna fool around? Van: No.
Cheyenne: Wanna eat some pizza? Van: No.
Cheyenne: [Yells] MOM!
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Barbra Jean: Yoo-hoo,I'm here and I'm thin!
Reba: Thin as a stick and dumb as one.
Van: They look like the number 10.
Reba:[wakes up]It was just a dream.
Barbra Jean: Yoo-hoo,I'm here and I'm thin!
Reba: And the nightmare continues.