test Part 9

[TennVolTony]

Morning Everyone

It's cold to get to the bus stop today. BBBRRR..

I'll post more later when I dethaw.

Need me to get you more covers???

 

[TennVolTony]

Sweet has a cold..... Feel better soon ..... You have a golf match coming your way ya know!!

 

[Gigantor]

Morning everyone. Freezing here also. Furnace is running on overtime. Hope you all have a great day. Stay warm.

 

[sweetlovin']

I'm not feeling great here. On top of that, Sammie is really clingy today.

 

[TennVolTony]

Subject: WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS



LESSON to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during
a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel
where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before.

Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their

travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida
on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day.The husband
checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in
his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife.However, he
accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without
noticing
his error, sent the email to the wrong address.

Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston... a widow had just returned home from

her husband's funeral. He was a Minister who was called home to glory
after
suffering a heart attack.The widow decided to check her email, expecting

messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message,
she
screamed and the n fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and

then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Date: Friday, October 13, 2005
Subject: I have Arrived!

Dearest Love:
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers
here now, and you are allowed to send email to your loved ones. I have

just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you
then.
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
PS ...... Sure is freaking hot down here


The Man of the House

The Man of the House

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled You Can
Be the Man of Your House. He stormed to his wife in the
kitchen."From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this
house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal
tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a
sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with
me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you
will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going
to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The friggin' funeral director would be my guess

 

[pkasbohm]

morning all!

it is a cold front here...it is 19 degrees out right now. We are suppose to....well i won't say that....our weather stations tell us we are suppose to get snow mon. tues. and possibly wed. next week. It is suppose to be close to 0 the rest of the week and through the weekend though. I am SOOOOO ready for spring to get here!!!!

tony--

ocm--what is the average temp. suppose to ge in GA right now?

mac--sounds like mr. mac had a fun night....hope he has a good trip back to ya.

gant--so glad to see you this morning. Is work slowing down for you any? How is the dj'ing gigs going?

mic--does the heater work good in your new wheels? do you have the heated seats? I LOVE LOVE LOVE mine...now if i could have the cooling seats for the summer time i would be set my friend's mom has a caddy that has the cooling seats....my kids want us to buy it because it has a heated back seat. I told them when they pay half we can get one

bob--are you back yet?

ks--is your ds's school called off today due to the coldness? sounds like you should have just stayed in...that is flippin' cold!!

ed--where are you hiding???? you know we can always find you right?!

hope everyone has a great day today!!

 

[Bob Slydell]

I'm back Actually, I got home Sunday night, but had to extend my vacation a day because Cameron's school was cancelled due to cold temps. He's off today as well, but we were able to get a babysitter for today.

 

[pkasbohm]

I'm back Actually, I got home Sunday night, but had to extend my vacation a day because Cameron's school was cancelled due to cold temps. He's off today as well, but we were able to get a babysitter for today.

Welcome back!!

How was the golf? weather? did you win?

inquiring minds want to know!!!

 

[mickey4ver]

Welcome back Bob, hope you had fun....did you get my autograph's for me How was the golf game?

Momma, sorry you are under the weather...feel better soon...rest and take it easy, snuggle under the covers, read a good book and get better...

So, here is MY story for the day...when I planned our trip to Florida later this month, I was concentrating SO hard on good airfares, I completely forgot that a 90th birthday party was being planned for dh's favorite Aunt...then last night my AZ son was trying to surprise us by coming home for the party so I felt bad and changed our dates...it cost me a small penalty, but this Aunt is worth it so now we go 3/5 to 3/12...only less than a week later. The surprise party is gonna be awesome! She is so spry and fortunate for her age to get around like she does. She still lives alone and maintains her house...she is a miracle woman. She had my dh and his siblings alot when they were little and she has had all of our kids as they grew up, they all love her more like a grandmother than an aunt. It will be cool for sure.

OK, the heat is not working at work...can you imagine??? While warmer than outside at this point, we still are all chilly...and we all have granite desk tops, they are holding the cold....brrrrrr

Pam, I don't have the heated seats unfortunately, so I've been starting the car up about 15 minutes before I leave...I'm enjoying my kick-butt stereo though... Maybe we will see if she goes in snow tomorrow

 

[Bob Slydell]

Weather was pretty good for the most part -- we were far enough south to avoid the rain and the lowest it got during the weekend was Saturday, when it was in the low 60's during the day. Golf was ok -- I wish I played better, but that's pretty much the way I always feel when I come back from these trips.

Sorry Mic, no autographs -- would you believe it that we didn't go shopping on this trip? Well, aside from trips to the grocery store and liquor store, that is

 

[mickey4ver]

Weather was pretty good for the most part -- we were far enough south to avoid the rain and the lowest it got during the weekend was Saturday, when it was in the low 60's during the day. Golf was ok -- I wish I played better, but that's pretty much the way I always feel when I come back from these trips.

Sorry Mic, no autographs -- would you believe it that we didn't go shopping on this trip? Well, aside from trips to the grocery store and liquor store, that is

The bestest places to shop

So glad you had good weather...

 

[macraven]

welcome back mr golf man pro..............bet it was warmer there than where you are now.



and for this morning............it is not zero yet.
but close to it as we are -1
and it is now snowing again.





i have decided to go to the movies today.
i can buy the big box of popcorn and not have to share it or hear anyone say, that can make you fat!


i'll play around here until i have to take off

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Good Morning all. Is everyone staying warm.
Congratulations on the new car Mic.
I agree I love my heated seats or as I call them Bun Warmers.

 

[Bob Slydell]

and for this morning............it is not zero yet.
but close to it as we are -1
and it is now snowing again.

Yesterday morning, it was -3 here. This morning, it had warmed up to a balmy +2. I think we're supposed to crack double digits tomorrow!

 

[pkasbohm]

Good Morning all. Is everyone staying warm.
Congratulations on the new car Mic.
I agree I love my heated seats or as I call them Bun Warmers.

Okay that is funny! I let aubrey sit in the front on the way home from dropping noah off at the school(which is 2 blocks from my house) and she always yells....my biscuts are burning my biscuts are burning...meaning her buns are hot!

 

[pkasbohm]

have fun at the movies mac....what are you going to see?


I'm off to make lunch i hate this time of day!

 

[macraven]

hey ed, no bragging on your heat wave..............
it's warm where you are compared to me.



had to shovel the drive in order to get the car out of the garage.
what a work out........whew


going to go see blood diamonds with leo decaprio.
i always have to see how i type that, i sometimes write decrapio...




see you when the movie is over


i think it will be a lot warmer at the theater than here.
one reason i need to get out. my house is cold. and have more ice on the inside of my windows.

 

[mickey4ver]

Enjoy the movie Mac...stay warm...it got up to a big ole 12 degrees here...yeehaw, I'll be breaking out the shorts and flip flops by quitting time

Bun warmer biscuits are burning...

I'm so wanting to go home...the office manager has been out since Friday after having her tootsies operated on....but she has called in her like 5 times today checking up to see if we are acting like adults instead of children... Of course we are acting like children...remember, I work in an environment where the men outnumber the woman about 5 to 1

 

[pkasbohm]

that is the kind of ratio i like...espically if they are good lookin'

 

[keishashadow]

howdy all!

the dern cold weather brought on my cervical issues last night, started to get spasms, took one of my mother's little helpers didn't wake up till 11:00 a.m. today . Dazed & confused, in a fog, can't handle the strong stuff . Still twitchy, DH sez I look like a serial killer getting ready to explode.

Glad DS had school off, don't think it got above 6 today...brrr.

Let DH take my SUV to work since the heater warms up faster (it needed gas too...anyone else play the gas"tag" game w/your spouse ). I'm so bad.

Off to rustle up something out of the freezer for dinner, think pierogi's will fit the bill (another of those low-fat meals ).

Keep warm