Terrific Tuesday's Riddle

[lewdyan1]

Okay Lars...I hope this helps you feel the heat!
Most trips to Miami are ultimately to head here...The port of Miami:

Where we will catch a cruise out of here!

The rest of Miami has a bad reputation, even though I think it's great!

 

[lewdyan1]

Lars you are killing me!!!!!

 

[Lars624]

Originally Posted by firstmickey
Any more questions?

If mothers keep their maiden names, won't that topple Internet security?

 

[Loubon]

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

 

[Lars624]

Originally Posted by firstmickey
Any more questions?

How many entrees can Taco Bell make with the same five ingredients?

 

[pam66]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

 

[Lars624]

If rugs could talk, would they just lie?

 

[pam66]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 

[Lars624]

Do hearses get to use the car pool lane?

 

[lewdyan1]

I think you scared away the riddle mistress!

 

[Lars624]

Do the other trees wish the weeping willow would just get over it already?

 

[pam66]

gotta go ......

 

[firstmickey]

Lars...you are killing me...knock it off!

Lou....where did you hear that one before?



Dyan.....better for you.....I think that hurts me worse than the dentist though!

 

[Lars624]

If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has the right to talk?

 

[crz4mm2]

Morning riddlers.
I am IN
Have a great day.
Cathy

 

[Lars624]

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

 

[Lars624]

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?

 

[firstmickey]

Cathy:

mickeyfan2:

my kids are thanking Lou about now.....I woke them up singing the Carpenters! (what are you singing Mom?????)

 

[Lars624]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

[Lars624]

If procrastinators had a club, would they ever have a meeting?