Telemarketing calls? Junk Mail? Try these!

Melora

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(1) Three little words: "Hold On, Please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and
walking off (instead of
hanging-up immediately) would make each
telemarketing call so much more
time-consuming that sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's
"beep-beep-beep" tone, you
know it's time to go back and hang up your handset,
which has efficiently completed its task.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with
no one on the other end?
This is a telemarketing technique where a machine
makes phone calls and
records the time of day when a person answers the
phone. This technique is
used to determine the best time of day for a "real"
sales person to call
back and get someone at home.
What you can do after answering, if you notice there
is no one there, is to
immediately start hitting your # button on the
phone, 6 or 7 times, as
quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that
dialed the call and it
kicks your number out of their system.

(3) Another Good Idea:
When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or
utility bill, return these
"ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies
throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the
mail for everything from
credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk,
do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return
envelopes, right?
It costs them more than the regular 37cents postage
"IF" and when they
receive them back.
It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The
postage was around 50
cents before the last increase and it is according
to the weight. In that
case, why not get rid of some of your other junk
mail and put it in these
cool little, postage-paid return envelopes. One of
Andy Rooney's (60
minutes) ideas. Send an ad for your local chimney
cleaner to American
Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you
didn't get anything else
that day, then just send them their blank
application back!
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your
name isn't on anything
you send them.
You can even send the envelope back empty if you
want to just to keep them guessing!

Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will
begin getting their own
junk back in the mail.

Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of
junk mail, and best of all
they're paying for it...Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they
are saying that e-mail is
cutting into their business profits, and that's why
they need to increase
postage costs again. You get the idea!

If enough people follow these tips, it will work----

I have been doing this
for years, and I get very little junk mail anymore.
 
Although you may consider these clever ideas, consider this.

Direct mail is a lifeline for many small companies. I work for one of them. I receive this scary garbage every day and have to open it. It was especially scary during the anthrax scare when some sick, twisted idiot thought it would be funny to send talcum powder along with their other junk mail. Funny.

Yes, it costs us money to spend time opening it, and wasted postage as you pointed out. I would (respectfully) ask that you please consider that there's a "person" and not just a company on the receiving end of your fun.
 
I think this is not fun, just retaliation. I would be interested in some statistics on how often this stuff brings in sales to these companies. I personally never would buy something from them.

I agree there are people on the receiving end of this but what about all of us who have to open and discard it. I try to recycle as much as possible but when you think of all the trees to make all the paper and on and on. I certainly think this is the wrong way to market a product. If you have a quality product it should not be so hard to sell it.

You might be getting one of these back from me from time to time. Sorry.
 
Originally posted by Pugdog007
Although you may consider these clever ideas, consider this.

Direct mail is a lifeline for many small companies. I work for one of them. I receive this scary garbage every day and have to open it. It was especially scary during the anthrax scare when some sick, twisted idiot thought it would be funny to send talcum powder along with their other junk mail. Funny.

Yes, it costs us money to spend time opening it, and wasted postage as you pointed out. I would (respectfully) ask that you please consider that there's a "person" and not just a company on the receiving end of your fun.

If I don't ask you for it, don't send it.:wave2:
 

No more telemarketers calls since I signed up for the do not call list!!

Wonderful idea!!!!!

Can't wait till congress passes that do not spam mail for email, too.

Junk mail doesn't really bother me, I just toss it.
 
That's a great idea - send them back their own junk mail. As an earlier posted said, if you don't want to receive junk mail then don't send me any. Those that are sending junk back from a company sending junk get what they deserve.

As far as the talcum powder incident, that would be (and should be) considered illegal. THAT person was an idiot.
 
The postage paid envelopes can also be taped onto a box like a shipping label. Its amazing how heavy a box of rocks can be when mailed to a particularly pesky junk mailer.
 
Originally posted by my3kids
The postage paid envelopes can also be taped onto a box like a shipping label. Its amazing how heavy a box of rocks can be when mailed to a particularly pesky junk mailer.

:earseek: :eek: :earseek: :eek: :earseek:
 
My Dad took some of those credit card apps, filled them out putting that he had no job, no income, etc. He was approved and they sent him a credit card (by the way, he does work).

I even get CC apps for my son - he's 6 years old. :crazy:

In NC, I don't know if all states have done this, there is a website donotcallnc.gov or something like that, you give your info and over a couple of months you are removed from lists and if they call, you can report them. Some days, I would get 6 calls before 10 am, now I might get 2 a week.
 












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