DisneyJo
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Yikes but well done!The kitchen is done. The laundry would have been done, but something fell into the stationary tub and blocked it up which caused it to overflow
Jim and I got that all cleaned up.
Whoops why do they always spill tomato based stuff on whites
I was rereading my 2008 pre TR and found this from when I was applying to the golf club, guess who wrote it
To: Esteemed members of the Uppity Up Golf Club
From: Lime lovin' focker watcher club
We, the members of the aforementioned club, wood like support our close and deerest friend, Jo [insert last name].
We feel she wood be an asset to your club on account of the followin' reazons:
1. Favorite color-lime green. She promises to wear that color and only that color at all official club meetins.
2. Favorite animal: crocodile.
We hear tell she is supportin' an enviromental crusade to add crocs to the Florida area and is actively researchin' their habitat and such.
3. Favorite house accessory:
That alone proves her sense of style--she would welcome the other ladies to come to her house for tea at any time. She even has tea cozies for your use and she can brew Southern iced tea for all y'all Southern Englanders.
4. Golf knowledge:
Jo has been often quoted on the internet:
"Although Jo is handicapped, she still manages to do a 12 over on a one off"
She can even borrow a port-a-potty cart to haul around [insert s'lates red neck golf pics]
5. Financial need:
Jo [insert last name] dreams of bringin' her youngins' to America to see the beloved Disney world (she even goes to callin' herself DisneyJo to try to be part of the dream)....but alas, all she can afford is a trip to the mountains to a static caravan. [insert pics of caravan]
Jo is tryin' hard to git some money and once said "any $ made from renting out trailers over there I want commision from OK "
Why here's a song I wrote about poor Jo:
"oh, let me tell y' all a story bout a girl named Jo,
a poor Englander, with 2 kids in tow,
she goes up to them mountains in her static caravan,
where it's too dang cold to even get a tan!"
and another:
h, ho ho ho ho....
Everybody was Carvan riding: Ya
DisneyJo was fast as lightning.
It was a one off frightning
But us Americans she's exciting
One two, do the holiday
Three four, static all the way
I say, one two, bring your hot tea
Three four, and a ***-ey.....
Why, poor Jo had to borrow that there BMW from the PGA (the Poor Golfers Association) jist to get here today.
In closin, we would jist like to say..
"Thanks for yer support" and Vote for Jo, Caravan Queen
I remember that!
Hope you all have a wonderful day
Here's hoping! 
