Talk about "PORK" - This "PORKULUS" Bill is one fat PIG!

[chrisw127]

Who knew that camping was so political, I think I'd better sell the pop up....

Try the cabins. They're a blast. We love all the decorations at Christmas.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Who knew that camping was so political, I think I'd better sell the pop up....

I agree, , I think you should sell it too.







just my opinion.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Who knew that camping was so political, I think I'd better sell the pop up....

hmm, i think you are on the wrong side of the camping board...we rarely talk about camping here

tom foolery yes

(and occasional opinions about government stuff)

 

[Gatordad]

i have no opinion on that.

 

[BRDof3]

i have no opinion on that.

Would that be camping, pop-ups, or government?

 

[Gatordad]

right.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Who knew that camping was so political, I think I'd better sell the pop up....

Donnie is looking for a pop up or two to buy. PM him.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Since we seem to be monitored by the Obamanation, should we worry about being reported to said government for opinions which conflict with the accepted view of the government?

 

[big kahuna1]

Since we seem to be monitored by the Obamanation, should we worry about being reported to said government for opinions which conflict with the accepted view of the government?

You will now be "renditioned" (since the Messiah decided to keep this method of torture in protecting the US) to another Country where you will be convinced to follow the Messiah.

It was good knowing you.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Sometimes I feel like I live in Russia.

 

[Gatordad]

Russia might be a better option.

 

[ntsammy5]

here we go again......

 

[AuburnJen92]

If I get banished to another country, does that mean the gvt is gonna pay all my credit card bills?

 

[ntsammy5]

Just got this email - thought I'd share it



Tax his land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes Are the rule.

Tax his work, Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts Anyway!

Tax his cow, Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,Tax his coat.

Tax his ties, Tax his shirt,
Tax his work, Tax his dirt..

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax him if he Tries to think.

Tax his cigars, Tax his beers,
If he cries Tax his tears.

Tax his car, Tax his gas,
Find other ways To tax his a__.

Tax all he has Then let him know
That you won't be done Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in Which he's laid.

Put these words upon his tomb,
' Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone, Do not relax,
Its time to apply The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recu rring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not 1 of these taxes existed 100 yrs ago, & our nation was the
most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt & had the largest middle class in the world, & Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the world happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'

 

[AuburnJen92]

Our lovely county is going to raise our cell phone tax from 1.5% to 5.2% a month...I guess they can't get it from the state, so they are going to get it from us somehow

 

[mouseears4life]

yesterday sucked.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Just got this email - thought I'd share it



Tax his land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes Are the rule.

Tax his work, Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts Anyway!

Tax his cow, Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,Tax his coat.

Tax his ties, Tax his shirt,
Tax his work, Tax his dirt..

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax him if he Tries to think.

Tax his cigars, Tax his beers,
If he cries Tax his tears.

Tax his car, Tax his gas,
Find other ways To tax his a__.

Tax all he has Then let him know
That you won't be done Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in Which he's laid.

Put these words upon his tomb,
' Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone, Do not relax,
Its time to apply The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recu rring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not 1 of these taxes existed 100 yrs ago, & our nation was the
most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt & had the largest middle class in the world, & Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the world happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'

Sounds like D.Suess for adults



oh what tangled web our 'politicians' weave.

 

[bigdisneydaddy]

You will now be "renditioned" (since the Messiah decided to keep this method of torture in protecting the US) to another Country where you will be convinced to follow the Messiah.

It was good knowing you.

Lincoln said he wanted to send the slaves back to Africa (Liberia), maybe thats where we who disagree will be exiled.

 

[big kahuna1]

Now you did it. You used the word Africa. Some race baiting liberal is going to see this and call you a Racist!

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Well, I tried to watch the Sec. of the Treasury's speech last night on the internet since I didn't catch it during the day. Am I the only one who thinks this guy is a total clueless IDIOT?