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Originally posted by cadburysmom
Morning [color=0066FF]T[/color][color=CC0066]A[/color][color=00CC66]G[/color][color=00BFFF]L[/color][color=FF1493]I[/color][color=FF6600]K[/color][color=FFCC00]I[/color][color=9900FF]N[/color][color=00FF00]S[/color]!

Hope the Easter bunny was good to all, especially those bunny-basket-challenged mothers who forgot....don't worry, I won't mention any names([COLOR=66FF00]iluvtink[/COLOR]):eek::teeth:



[color=FF0033]cadburysmom[/color], thanks for the EB wishes! Yesterday it was just baskets, today I do believe I'm everything-challenged. Some days are just better than others, I guess! hee hee ;)

CourtasanSatine - I'm fairly new here... can you share a bit 'bout DBF? Interests, personality type, etc...

I have another QOTD... (sorry if it's a repeat from some time ago) ... when you say you have to go to work, where do you go and what do you do? Rick, you're excused from this one! I've learned lots about what you do!!! <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4_1_6.gif' alt='Brows' border=0></a>
 
[COLOR=66FF00]iluvtink[/COLOR], I don't think I would want to be a "Content Police" winner...it sounds like you are looking for people who step out of line...

BTW, speaking of policing the Dis, some peoples signatures are a little outside of the site guidelines. should I post them again???
;)
 

Originally posted by RickinNYC
Cheeringmom = potty mind
uh hummm


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Originally posted by Alex
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Oh, and RickinNYC, maybe Cheeringmom needs to borrow HuggaBaloo's artifact...

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Good Golly Ohana , that's a reminder for sure. I am sure you would make a good DIS policeman.

So how many swap packages are you missing, don't know are on the way, blah blah blah? Anyone hear from disneyluvers lately?

Cheeringmom :eek:

I was the one that said rock and a hard place.
 
Originally posted by Lewski709


Cheeringmom :eek:

I was the one that said rock and a hard place. [/B]

HAHAHAHAHAAH shows how much I pay attention to what I read huh???
 
Originally posted by ohanafamily
[COLOR=66FF00]iluvtink[/COLOR], I don't think I would want to be a "Content Police" winner...it sounds like you are looking for people who step out of line...

OH NO, ohanafamily, not I!!

I want to be one of the ones stepping out of line, with Cheeringmom and Lewski709 and the other members of the Potty Mouth Club!

I'm just curious what everyone does during "working hours," like Rick harvests food... and I am a SAHM with a tiny 10 hr/month bookkeeping job that I hate ... etc etc.

My beloved Content Police moniker comes from finding errors on the DIS info site ... never on these beloved Boards!
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Originally posted by iluvtink
OH NO, ohanafamily, not I!!

I want to be one of the ones stepping out of line, with Cheeringmom and Lewski709 and the other members of the Potty Mouth Club!
Mwah, Potty Mouth Club? HUH? I beg your pardon missy. I'm an :angel: ! ;)
 
Actually, I think Bichon Barb's Beanie Meanie deserves the "Potty Mouth Club" for his rendition of a chocolate river...

:bounce:
 
Originally posted by Lewski709
Mwah, Potty Mouth Club? HUH? I beg your pardon missy. I'm an :angel: ! ;)


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Originally posted by ohanafamily
Actually, I think Bichon Barb's Beanie Meanie deserves the "Potty Mouth Club" for his rendition of a chocolate river...

:bounce:

Good idea! Beanie Meanie could be our PMC Mascot!!!
 
I just got back from grocery shopping and read the last few pages. You guys crack me up. What would I do without you?? :confused:

Before the kids were born, I was a legal assistant (that's my way of glorifying my job as a legal secretary ;) ).

Then I was a SAHM. There was about a year before Hunter was born that I did work two days a week at the old law firm and my sister watched Eric. That was a good set up while it lasted but then Hunter came along. ::yes::

In 1999, DH's sister Barb (who worked with Rob for years) decided to get a job closer to home, so I took over her job. I do inside sales, track sales, invoices, commisions and pay bills, etc.

At first I worked about three short days a week. Eric was in school, and Hunter went to a babysitter whom I knew through Eric's preschool. The next year Hunter went to public Pre-K, so I worked those hours that he was there. Now they both are in school, so I work around those hours.

It works for me. Too bad DH is sick of doing sales. :( Especially when the business is doing so well. :confused: But that's a topic for another day.
 
The New Tagliarchy Potty-Mouth Club Mascot

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Hmmmmm, wonder if I should change my killer Easter Bunny sig to this? What should I title it?
 
Actually...don'nt some dogs get their water from.....EEEWWWWW
:rolleyes: :earseek: :earseek: :rolleyes: :eek: :eek:

:bounce:
 
Originally posted by Bichon Barb
The New Tagliarchy Potty-Mouth Club Mascot

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Hmmmmm, wonder if I should change my killer Easter Bunny sig to this? What should I title it?

Nobody in their right mind would ever believe that sweet adorable mugshot could be a Potty Mouth... I think we need to use initials ... Sir PMC, Esq. or translate Potty Mouth into another language ...
German: Töpfchen-Mund
Russian: Незначительный рот
Spanish: Boca de bacinica
Traditional Chinese: 微小的嘴
French: Bouche de pot

Now since Bichons are French, how about Sir Bouche de Pot???
 
They sure do! Gives a whole new meaning to "potty mouth", huh? ::yes::
 
Hey [color=66FF00]iluvtink[/color]! Are you really multi lingual or are you google lingual?????!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by Bichon Barb
Hey [color=66FF00]iluvtink[/color]! Are you really multi lingual or are you google lingual?????!!!!!!

Oh, yes, uh- huh, I'm multi-lingual, for sure! Took Chinese as a Second Language when I was 6, Russian as a Third Language when I was 8, and Spanish, German, and French as Big Kahuna Languages when I was 10. I must be a genius or something!!! I've missed my calling!


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(Hey-- in case anyone gets some smart aleck idea... that's me as the Thinker, not anything else that it might look like!)

Gotta go run by the post office to drop my swaps, and then pick up the kids at school, then go pay those !@#$@#% bills at my !$!@##$@#$ job, then I'll be baaaaack. Try not to have 15 pages for me to catch up on, please?

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