Tagliarchy Island Part 3

[RickinNYC]

Originally posted by billysotherdad
I thing the board is correct, Mr. Rick!! I want a present and I want it now!!!!

Your present is ME

 

[billysotherdad]

What does M.E. stand for?

Mickey Ears?
Munchable Edibles?
Magnificent Electronics?
Mahagony Endtables?
MP3 Electronics?
Miscellaneous Essentials?
Mucho Enchiladas?
Missy Elliot?

 

[deadheadbelle]

Originally posted by RickinNYC
Your present is ME

Where is that puking smilie when you need it?

 

[RRBB]

Originally posted by deadheadbelle
Where is that puking smilie when you need it?

 

[RickinNYC]

Y'all are just jealous. Hmmph.

 

[RRBB]

Why would I be jealous??? I have ohanafamily.

 

[billysotherdad]

Hey all,

Rick...here's your present. The new Disney stamps are out. I had to go to the post office to send my friend in Kuwait a care package, and I noticed the stamps. So I bought 2 sheets. One for me...and, well, there's your present Rick. So we're done. Where's MY PRESENT!!

[ img ]http://shop.usps.com/images/04_disney37_f.jpg[ /img ]

 

[NC Belle]

Originally posted by RickinNYC
Come to NYC. You'll learn to swear like a sailor on shore leave after payday on a bender in 10 minutes or less.

The last time I was in NYC was for a 7th grade field trip for the day.

 

[billysotherdad]

Originally posted by NC Belle
The last time I was in NYC was for a 7th grade field trip for the day.

And did you cuss your head off? Like a sailor on shore leave?

 

[NC Belle]

Originally posted by billysotherdad
And did you cuss your head off? Like a sailor on shore leave?

No, I am an . I would have in trouble with my aunt who was chaporoning and the school system. We were all over NY--except we could not see Liberty Island because the Statue of Liberty was being worked on (20 years ago---I was 11.5 at the time).

 

[oddball27]

Originally posted by cadburysmom
[COLOR=9900CC]oddball27[/COLOR] Welcome home and hope you had a good trip

thanks!! we did!!!!

 

[oddball27]

Originally posted by RRBB
OMG, yes!!! You can't leave us hanging like that, with just a teaser of a "title".

No, no, no. You have to spill now!!!

you have to know this before the story!!!!!!!

Originally posted by oddball27
Introduction Of Characters

Ashton-me, duh
Mom and Dad-self explanitory
Savannah-my lil sis {6}
Shelby-lil bro{8}

Jennifer- {24} my older cousin, mom to Emily{3} and Austin{8}
Andy-{24} cousin by marriage, married to Jennifer
Austin-lil cuz who plays with lil bro all the time
Emily-my ADORABLE lil cousin!!!

Michelle-{25} older cousin, mom to DeAnna, Connor, and MacKenzie
Chad-{26} cuz by marriage, marr. to Michelle
DeAnna-10 lil cousin
Connor-8 lil cuz
MacKenzie-3 the second of my favorite lil cousin duo ever!!!!

Aunt Debbie-mom to Jennifer and Michelle, dad's sis
Uncle Robert-uncle by mar.

Uncle Mike-dad's bro, dad to Alex and Chasity
Aunt Peggy-aunt by mar.
Alex-19, son

Chasity-cousin, married to....
Steven-cousin by marriage!!!!!!!!

I THINK that's everyone!!!

 

[oddball27]

The Naked Chad and Andy Story!!!!!!!!

setting--big chalet---jennifer's family, michelle's family, and aunt debbie's family all in one huge chalet!!!

ok, jennifer wanted to relax and heve some time by herself in the hot tub. the babies were asleep, michelle watching tv, the boys were being quiet, aunt debbie and uncle robert were asleep, and andy and chad were nowhere to be seen, but just to be sure, she put on her pajamas over her swimsuit. she walked outside, made sure no one was on the porch, and tarted taking off her pajamas. as she was taking off her shirt, she hears "woohoo!!" and "take it all off!!!!" She grabbed her shirt, and looked in the woods. sure enough, there stood andy and chad. she knew that her quiet time was over then. she got in anyway, thinking maybe they would go away. nope, she was wrong!! they both ran and jumped in!! they took their shirts off, but left the shorts on. jennifer is now trying to ignore them, they are whispering to each other.....michelle walks out. no sooner does she close the door and face the hot tub, andy takes off his soaking wet shorts and throws them at ther face. he aimed pretty good too!! she gets them off of her head, which is now soaked, and as she drops them ans looks up, here come chad's shorts, wham, right in her face!!! she gets them off, politely picks them up, waves at andy and chad, and throws their shorts up in the trees over the mountain!!! she then walks in. remember, chad and andy are now naked in the hot tub with jennifer. jenny starts yelling "help me out michelle, i dont wanna be in here with these naked men!!! especially not your naked man!!!" sure enough, aunt debbie hears her yelling, but aunt debbie only hears "HELP" and "NAKED MEN"!!! She runs out, but when she hears what's going on, she simply says "omg, i'm going back to bed". jenny is trying to get out, but chad and andy have the back of her swimsuit, and are treatening to pull it off if she steps out!!!

she finally got out, but it was soooooooooooo funny!!!!!!

 

[oddball27]

Originally posted by oddball27
I'm back again!!!!!!! I've been at Heather's house since Monday noon!!! It was soooo fun!!!

We went to her brother, Justin's {10} game at 5:30, and cutie Clay{10}, LoL, spent the night with us!!! He is too cute!!!! He reminds me of Chris, his older step-brother, whom I used to really like, lol!! We had fun that night, and now Clay likes me!!! Justin likes me too, he's liked me since I stayed at Heather's house!!!!! They won their game 17-0!!! Alan spent the night with Josh {their cousin, my former boyfriend}.

Tuesday-Heather and I had stayed up til at LEAST 3:30am, so we slept until around 10:30. We watched Saved by the Bell all morning, then ate and got ready for Justin and Clay's next game, which was at 7:30pm. Aunt Deb {not really my aunt, Heather's mom} got home and got ready to go, and as soon as Uncle Heath {not really my uncle, he's Heather's dad} got there, we left!!! {Alan was at his Ma-Maw's, he had practice.} When we go there, we stood and talked to Mrs. Aimee, Chris and Clay's mom. {Funny story, I'll tell ya later!!! } Then we went and sat down. Chris followed. We sat on the picnic table and watched them warm up. Chris set up his chair close to our picnic table and Uncle Heath, so Mrs. Aimee and her husband could sit near us too. UH said that he was gonna "hook up" me and Chris!!! Justin and UH said that Chris "couldn't stop looking at me"!!! LoL!! I wish!! Whatever!! The game was tied at the 4th inning, so we played six. BUT during all of this, Heather and I were looking for Hunter!!! He is SOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!! We think we upset Chris, but he said he was fine. We ended up losing, by one point!!! But Justin had THE BEST hit of the game, honestly!!! He hit it almost over the fence, and most of the others hadn't hit it NEAR that hard!!! We were sooooooooooooo excited!!! So that made up for us losing!!! Once again, Heather and I stayed up, but only until 12:00 this time!!!

Wednesday~Heather and I basically sat around all day...All-Stars was over for Justin, and Alan's starts Sunday, so we had no games. We laid arouund watching Fairly Oddparents, Saved by the Bell, Full House, That's So Raven, and Sister Sister all day!!! Then Alan came home and announced that Josh was spending the night. I was upset, I thought that since he was coming, I'd have to go home. Nope!! Aunt Deb said "As long as your Mom doesn't care, I don't!!!" So I stayed. I figured Josh would not really pay me much attention since I broke up with him in January, but he payed me plenty of attention!!! Heather went to bed around 8:00, and I wasn't sleepy at all, so I stayed up with Josh, Justin, and Alan watching "Wild Boyz". That show is hilarious!!!!!!! Josh kept sitting on the end of the couch where I was trying to lay, and throwing pillows and animal crakedas at me from the chair when he wasn't sitting on the couch!!! and everytime he got up and went to the kitchen, when he came back, he's try and mess up my hair, or annoy me by slapping my face just enough to get on my nerves {not like a hurt slap, just an annoying kinda pat slap, lol!! Alan kept looking at me, then Josh and making these "lovey" faces. Whatever!! I was just trying to watch Steve-O play with the lions, LoL!!!! Justin finally went to sleep, and Alan was getting sleepy. I was trying to keep Alan awake, because I didn't want to have to got to bed!! So When Alan finally went to bed, I had to go to Heather's room. {Heather slept in Alan's room with him, and Justin and Josh slept in the living room} I finally went to sleep around 4:30am.

Then at 7:09am, Josh throws this HUGE basketball pillow at me, which wakes me up, and then runs back in the living room. I was so sleepy, so I didn't care. Then he sneaks back in, and does it again, but stays to see what I do. I threw it at him. Justin came in there then and hit Josh on the shoulder, and Josh chased him through the house!! {AD and UH were gone, they leave for work EARLY, but Heather and Alan were still asleep}I got up and went in the living room with them. We sat in there...well, I sat in there, they fought, lol. Then Heather woke up, ill, and got Justin in trouble...she called AD!!!!!!! By then Alan was awake, so I went in his room with him and Josh. Then they went outside to skate, so I went in the living room to watch tv, and Heather cleaned. {she hates for people to help her clean, she's rather do it herself, so I left her alone} Then Josh, Alan, and Justin go in Alan's room to play PS2. I followed, because I was bored, and Heather awas cleaning and talking to her Ma-Maw. Justin persuaded Josh to go outside, but I sat with Alan and watched him play. Alan was talking about how much Josh was flirting wioith me, and that he thought that Josh still likes me. I said sure, whatever. He said that he was serious!! Then Josh walked in before I could really ask Alan.{Alan's 12 btw, and Josh is 14} Then Justin, Josh, and I sat in the living room. Justin asked me why did I break up with Josh. {actually, he asked josh why he broke up with me, and josh responded "yeah, like i would really break up with her" I felt, i don't know, guilty} anyway, i said something to the effect of, "i don't know..." and the justin told me to name some other guys I've gone out with. my first one was nathan. then he commented on nathan, and said name another, so i said chantz. josh knows chantz. that made him roll his eyes {chantz isn't very smart....he made a 14 in ms jordan's class } then he commented on chantz. then i went back and talked to alan. {i love alan, he's so sweet, and great to talk to} we were talking about chris. alan is convinced that i like chris still, and he loves to talk about him around josh!!! it annoys josh so bad, lol!!! then josh and justin came in. heather asked me could i loop her hair {she loves to fix her hair like that!!}then my mom pulled up. i couldn't tell justin, josh, or alan bye, they were in the shed at the top of the hill!! but heather said she would!!!

so, there it is, my great adventure of a weekend!! hope you enjoyed, lol!!!!! i had lots of fun!!!!

 

[Mad4Mickey]

 

[ibouncetoo]

Originally posted by kadaten
OOOPS! Sorry, [COLOR=6495ED]castlegazer[/COLOR]! We forgot to set up the answering machine! Here goes


Hello! Thank you for visiting the TAGLIARCHY. Sorry we're not here to take your post at the moment. We are currently on vacation in our summer home of Nova Scotia. PLEASE, come on over an join us!

TAGLIARCHY Summer Escape!

BEEEEEEP!

what she said.

 

[TalkisCheap]

God, 2 threads with lots of posts each...goodness the reading never ends with you guys!! I belong to too mnay threads...good thing a lot of them are....like on page 200,000

 

[depplyinluv]

seems like most everyone has gone over to the summer vacation home


looks like i have the pool to myself!!!

 

[TalkisCheap]

Amanda!



Hmm...Nova Scotia with the hot tub and Orlando to keep me warm, or the warm island with swim up bar and Orlando as my towel boy/bar tender.....Hard choice

 

[oddball27]

lol!!

i chose Nova Scotia, I can ride around with Cody and not get in trouble by anyone for holding {around} him, LoL, and it also won't be too hot for me to hold onto him!!