Tagliarchy Island Part 2

[Lewski709]

Originally posted by cadburysmom
Lewski709 You LIKE humidity??? surely you jest!

Woops....meant that in the dislike column.

 

[oddball27]

 

[oddball27]

woohoo, school's almost out!!!!!!!!!

 

[CourtasanSatine]

I would love to see the real Moulin Rouge and Paris

 

[oddball27]

for the TAG FAIRY!!!!!!

 

[oddball27]

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[oddball27]

I love TAGLIARCHY Island!!!!! It's such a magical place.......every morning, when I wake up, on my dresser, there are a dozen of these.........

ok, i am soooo bored!!!!!!

 

[oddball27]

OMG, I am now in love with Bill Engvall! He is hilarious!!!!!! Here is some of his stuff!!!

Here's Your Sign - By Bill Engvall

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind, didn't see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says "Hey, you moving?" I say, "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week so see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."



A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" I says, "Nope, talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."



Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."



We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house and he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.



I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know I misjudged the height of a bridge? The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning. Ok...no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign... until he asked "So...is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said, "no I'm delivering a bridge...here's your sign."



I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No, I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."

Anybody you know need a sign today?

 

[ibouncetoo]

Originally posted by llebrekniT


So I also got Holly boots for riding lessons. She starts them when school ends.

OMG! This smilie looks just like my horse Che Bye (sha-by)! She was a great old girl. Is Holly learning English or Western? If English; saddle seat, hunt seat or dressage? Che Bye was always shown Western, till TiggersPal decided she wanted to jump. Che Bye loved doing cross country but would pitch a fit if she had to go into the show ring and jump by herself. I had to sell her when I moved to Arizona.....one of the hardest things I've ever had to do!

 

[ibouncetoo]

Originally posted by depplyinluv
because im not turning 15 till the end of the summer

Oh, yes, the summer I was 15...now THAT was a good summer! My best friend was VERY boy crazy and a little of it started to rub off on me, I think. I learned a lot that summer

 

[oddball27]

 

[cadburysmom]

Originally posted by ibouncetoo
Oh, yes, the summer I was 15...now THAT was a good summer! My best friend was VERY boy crazy and a little of it started to rub off on me, I think. I learned a lot that summer

Don't keep us in suspense....what did you learn?????

 

[oddball27]

lol

 

[CourtasanSatine]

I'm thinking about applying for a job at the liquor store but only for the summer till the new shopping center in town opens

 

[cadburysmom]

[COLOR=9900CC]oddball27[/COLOR] I love the yummy chocolate pics......and I especially love the post about the "Stupid Sign"......had to forward that on to a couple of friends

 

[cadburysmom]

Originally posted by CourtasanSatine
I'm thinking about applying for a job at the liquor store but only for the summer till the new shopping center in town opens

I think it would be fun to "card" the underage drinkers.....I bet you'd see all kinds of fake ID's........wouldn't it be fun to yell "Busted"!

 

[CourtasanSatine]

it would be fun on some level to do that but this is a small town no more than likey no chance

 

[oddball27]

Originally posted by cadburysmom
[COLOR=9900CC]oddball27[/COLOR] I love the yummy chocolate pics......and I especially love the post about the "Stupid Sign"......had to forward that on to a couple of friends

lol, he has tons more, but i love bill's "here's your sign" jeff foxworthy's "you might be a redneck if", and larry the cable guy and that other dude's stories!!!

 

[ibouncetoo]

Originally posted by cadburysmom
Don't keep us in suspense....what did you learn?????

Oh you know, all that stuff:
How boys are
How girls who are boy crazy are
How girls who are boy crazy don't like it when the boy likes you
How you feel when you figure out the cute boy likes you and not your boy crazy friend
............and then a bit about kissing........


....you know, stuff like that.

 

[oddball27]