STUPID things you've done lately

[SplshMtn99]

Somedays, I really worry about my brain. Just this week, I've done 2 STUPID things.

1. Completely shaved my legs with some new cheaper disposible razors I was trying out. Ran hand up leg to check for smoothness & decided "BOY, these razors REALLY SUCK!!!" I had forgotten to take the clear protective cover off the razor.

2. Put my pajama top on inside out AND backwards. And wore it that way for a while before I noticed.

 

[Am_I_There_Yet]

Why on Earth isn't anything coming to my mind? I do stupid things all the time...

Give me time...

 

[SplshMtn99]

Am I There Yet, I'm been wanting to tell you something for a long time about your dog picture. I knew it was food on his nose, but it wasn't until someones post recently that I realized it was Goldfish crackers. I thought it was globs of baby food....and thought "poor dog" (in a cute way).

Can we call the guys with the white jackets for me yet?

 

[Amazing-grace]

I tried on a top whilst I was in town shopping, then a friend stopped me later that day, to tell me I had put my own top on inside out! Great - label flapping about, everyone seeing what size I am, deodorant stains under the arms....LOVELY!

 

[SplshMtn99]

I tried on a top whilst I was in town shopping, then a friend stopped me later that day, to tell me I had put my own top on inside out! Great - label flapping about, everyone seeing what size I am, deodorant stains under the arms....LOVELY!

 

[makinorlando]

OMG - where should I start!

This morning - made a pot of coffee, go to get some coffee out of pot (auto shut off valve when pot is removed) and I realize there is coffee and grounds on the counter top. The hole is clogged and the water is not dripping down - move coffee pot a bit to wipe up the flood and BURN myself with hot coffee.

Next, clean up the mess, somehow get all the hot coffee/grounds out of basket, and make new pot of coffee... go back to get a cup..... pour into mug - IT"S CLEAR - I forgot the GROUNDS!

The other night I put the ice cream in the fridge instead of the freezer (fortunately I found it about 1/2 hr later)

One recent morning - dropped DDs bowl of shredded wheat on the floor - what a mess - dogs loved the treat.....

Today - not so much stupid - but MESSY - I called to make and ADR and I had a pen in my pocket that I picked up out of the car (Tinkerbelle pen by the way), pulled the lid off to write and INK all over my hands. Umm excuse me Ms CM, but can you hold on with that confirmation number while I go rinse the ink off of my hand and find a pen I can write with?

My life is full of STUPID things...I blame it on always trying to do FIVE things at a time!

ETA - Spelled "hole" using "whole"......

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Last night I called the guy that I've got a crush on. Does that count? I got his voice mail and left what seemed to be a good message, but later when I emailed a friend, I realized that what I said was REALLY stupid!

 

[Am_I_There_Yet]

Am I There Yet, I'm been wanting to tell you something for a long time about your dog picture. I knew it was food on his nose, but it wasn't until someones post recently that I realized it was Goldfish crackers. I thought it was globs of baby food....and thought "poor dog" (in a cute way).

Can we call the guys with the white jackets for me yet?

Someone else PM'd me and told me they always thought it was mustard!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Why on Earth isn't anything coming to my mind? I do stupid things all the time...

Give me time...

I can't think of anything, either... Ah, thought of something--that was fast!

Well, today I went to pick up my son's contacts from the eye doctor and it's supposed to be a 3 month supply of 2 week contacts. There are 6 in a box ( and 2 boxes--he has 2 eyes...) and I looked at them like an idiot, trying to do the math to think if it was the right number of contacts. In my defense, they'd flustered me by telling me that I owed them $ when I didn't so I had to call my DH to confirm that he'd paid already, and I'm lightheaded due to some medication I'm taking, but still I felt awfully stupid.

 

[Tracey1974]

I forgot my password on the AAA website and by the time I remembered it, the $63/night Pop Century rooms were gone and I got stuck paying $89!

 

[Evil Genius]

I locked my keys in the car yesterday. Thank God I had a spare remote opener in my purse.

Today I was playing bouncing a pink highlighter against my hand with what I thought was the closed end. I now have a delightful new age design on my palm

 

[makinorlando]

IToday I was playing bouncing a pink highlighter against my hand with what I thought was the closed end. I now have a delightful new age design on my palm

Your delightful new age design probably would look really nice with the nice black abstract desgins on my hand and arm from the broken ink pen!!!

 

[megan4777]

I put my dirty underwear on inside out and backwards the other night.

I haven't figured out how I did it other than b/c I buy the same brand, cut, colors (only white, black, ivory)and i have several of each.

I didn't notice I had "dirty" underwear on until the next morning when I looked down and found the tag on the outside facing out...

TOP that

 

[MareQ]

Not so much lately but I've had a few doozies and they always seem to happen at work. Thank goodness I telecommute now....

Two come to mind.

#1 Shortly after having my oldest child I was at work - used my phone to page somebody and then my phone rang so I hit the speaker button. It was my sister so I started ranting about my period and how it was so much heavier and lasted longer after having had DS - stated how many tampons I had gone through that day - All of a sudden one of the girls that worked for me ran into my office without knocking and started FRANTICALLY hitting the buttons on my phone.. Yup - I had never depressed the page button and every single person - from executives right on down to the warehouse workers - heard my entire conversation with my sister.


#2 When pregnant with DD I was in my office and due to "hormonal issues" and "growth" related with pregnancy my bra was just not fitting well so I stood up and was groping under my shirt tryng to rearrange "my girls" - when I looked up the Executive VP and one of our Customers were standing in my doorway looking at me a bit funny.... Apparently the guy was in and wanted to meet me - I wonder if I lived up to his expectations......

 

[SplshMtn99]

 

[ntburns22]

My DS3 was locked in the playroom today for 40 minutes. I tried that whole time with the dumb skeleton key to get him out. After 30 minutes I am in tears and call DH cell begging for him to come home. He only works a couple minutes away. The whole time on the phone he is telling me what to do and I couldn't get it. Let's just say he wasn't happy. He got home wiggled the key and the door was open. Boy did I fell like a donkey.

 

[momof1princess]

mmmk, well today was just LOADED with mistakes for me, lol:

1. i'm in an unfamiliar town, trying to find TJ Maxx, get lost and before i know what has happened, i'm going UP an interstate OFF ramp w/ cars coming at me! luckily, they were far enough away that i had time to turn around.

2. i'm at a store in this same town, and the parking lot has those cement block-thingies in front of each space....well, as i'm about to pull out while dialing my cell phone to tell my mom what great deals i got in said store, i completely forget the cement thing was there and i drove over it!

 

[Aidensmom]

The coffee post above reminded me of one:

In our office, first coffee drinker in makes the coffee. Well, a couple weeks ago I go start the pot, and go back to my desk, which is right outside the break room. I hear the liquid start pouring into the pot and know it is brewing. A co-worker walks in and says "Who started the coffee?" Another walks in, spies my Grumpy coffee mug sitting there and knows it was me. They start mercilessly teasing me on my coffee making ability.......I had put a filter in, but no grounds. I was brewing a pot of hot filtered water.

 

[Tine731]

Am I There Yet, I'm been wanting to tell you something for a long time about your dog picture. I knew it was food on his nose, but it wasn't until someones post recently that I realized it was Goldfish crackers. I thought it was globs of baby food....and thought "poor dog" (in a cute way).

Can we call the guys with the white jackets for me yet?

that sooo funny. I had to take a double take also. I thought it was globs of peanut butter.

 

[YorkieMommyKandis]

My DH and I went to Petsmart a couple weekends ago and spent about $60 there. When we were walking in I said "Oh darn I forgot that $10 off $40 coupon I had at home". We live an hour away so there was no going back to get it and it expired in a few days. Okay, so that's not even the really stupid part...

A few days later, I took my coupon binder (I do Grocery Game) out of my car to get some grocery coupons organized. There was the $10 off coupon sitting in the binder that had been with us the entire time!! I could have sworn that I had left it on the kitchen counter that day. I have too many coupons to keep up with. Stuff like that kills me though!!