Storys for the people waiting to get in...

[Someybody]

...to castle forecourt

Once,
There was a boy. His name was Blue.
he tried to play VMK but the lines were so long and boring. So he posted on dis and watched toons on Homestar Runner. Then he went back on dis then started writing this story.
Hope this helps. If not, then you can post you own story!
-blue

 

[DarkSideMoon]

there once was a vmkr named darksidemoon... he got so frustrated that he went to vmk headquarters, took it over and ran it himself..

 

[Someybody]

oh nice one

 

[NiteBeforXmas]

there once was a vmkr named darksidemoon... he got so frustrated that he went to vmk headquarters, took it over and ran it himself..

LOL! Now that is a fabulous story! heh
Happy Halloween friends!
~Nite~

 

[iluvcountry]

There was a girl named Friendly-Face
Who took over the human race,
Because of stupid VMK,
Things will never be ok.

I rhymed it just for fun.

 

[Someybody]

who cares? its still a cool story

 

[qruthie]

Once upon a time qruthie waited in a long line and got very excited when she entered the prize room on her very first time getting in line! She thought, "This event is going to be so awesome! I probably won't get a prize but I will at least get a chance to try." Then she crashed. But getting into the room on her first try gave her hope that she might have a chance to get in the crash room again and MAYBE even get to spin the not so very random number generator.

Qruthie joined the crash line many times only to crash before getting to the room, she even was at the head of the line once! She persisted and began to realize that the reason for the sudden bursts of the crash line getting shorter was because others were crashing. This made her sad because she knew it wouldn't be long before she too crashed. Yet she continued to get in crash line anyway (B. F. Skinner was right!) hoping beyond all hope to see the crash room again.

Suddenly at about 8 o'clock EST, qruthie said, "What the <expletive deleted> am I doing this for?" Then she closed her VMK window, shut down her computer and went to bed.

The end.

qruthie (the 'q' is silent)

 

[DaffyPluto]

Ok while standing in the Castle Forcourt in my little girls id (she gave up on it and went to watch TV, I on the other hand was not that smart) I had a wicked little twist of the mind. So i walked over to the grave and stood on it and typed in this and sent it out to the room;

Here lie the remains of the days event,
To its grave it was sent.
To many people wanting to play,
Is the reason it lies this way.

Well at least i got a few chuckles out of people.