"Stay out of the damn lakes" and don't use some plastic water bottles

[karrit2000]

Can someone please tell me if they are having any Snake Lake Water tastings at the F & W Festival this year? If they are a special F & W dining experience I need to know so I can purchase my reservation soon if they aren't already sold out.

 

[Threeriversdisneyfan]

Don't drink the snake water over at Mexico in Epcot.

 

[Shih-Tzu]

OK - I'm getting really disgusted here. I've been checking my e-mail almost every 5 minutes. Does anyone know when WDW will be sending out the PIN codes for the "Buy your water, get snake free" promotion? I can't understand why other people get PINs and I don't....

Would you, could you really dine
If the snake came free instead of $2.59?

Could you really find the fortitude within
If it came to you free with a Disney PIN?

(I really, really don't want to brag...
But my bottle with the tour group came with a red flag)

I really don't think I could could drink that grog....
Cuz I saw the princess - MINUS her frog.....

I really needed this thread today.

 

[TheGoofster]

The sister-in-law of my brother's best friend's cousin told him that Donald Duck was seen downing a bottle of this lake snake water back in 2008, and just moments later he apparently groped some lady.
So be aware that this stuff apparently causes some strange side effects before you decide to help yourself to a bottle of it.

 

[inkkognito]

Can someone please tell me if they are having any Snake Lake Water tastings at the F & W Festival this year? If they are a special F & W dining experience I need to know so I can purchase my reservation soon if they aren't already sold out.

Shhhh, this is a big secret, but the contruction over by Mexico is the new Snake Water Tasting Bar. It will be the only bar at WDW that requires reservations and a credit card guarantee because it is expected to be MUCH more popular than the existing Tequila Bar.

Of course, that will give rise to "Is it appropriate to overindulge on snake water at Epcot?" threads with reports of all sorts of inappropriate snake water induced behavior.

 

[BradyBz12]

I wonder what would happen if the beetle puddle battle splashed a nearby poodle? Would it then become a beetle poodle puddle battle? What if the poodle was eating noodles? A beetle poodle puddle noodle battle?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

 

[drwitz]

So, now on the list of what might kill you at WDW:

1. Amoebas
2. Alligators
3. Snakes
4. Bottled Water
5. Cell Phones (they can cause brain cancer)
6. Monorails (don't cell and operate hovercraft)
7. Rides
8. An oversaturation of Pixie Dust.

Anything I'm missing?

 

[BradyBz12]

... this thread.

You might keel over from laughter.

 

[inkkognito]

Can I reuse my snake water refillable mug every year? Can I bring it to multiple resorts to use when I am pool hopping?

 

[mickey family]

If it snacks on *you*, a second Snack Credit will automatically be deducted. The snake bite isn't free, ya know!

Last time I checked a snake bite at Disney costs over $160,000.00

 

[Shih-Tzu]

So, now on the list of what might kill you at WDW:

1. Amoebas
2. Alligators
3. Snakes
4. Bottled Water
5. Cell Phones (they can cause brain cancer)
6. Monorails (don't cell and operate hovercraft)
7. Rides
8. An oversaturation of Pixie Dust.

Anything I'm missing?

Apparently being groped by Donald Duck will cause so many health problems... - if it quacks, avoid it.....

 

[Tinkerbella001]

So, now on the list of what might kill you at WDW:

1. Amoebas
2. Alligators
3. Snakes
4. Bottled Water
5. Cell Phones (they can cause brain cancer)
6. Monorails (don't cell and operate hovercraft)
7. Rides
8. An oversaturation of Pixie Dust.

Anything I'm missing?

You forgot about the crazy scooter driivers...watch out!

 

[DCTooTall]

So, now on the list of what might kill you at WDW:

1. Amoebas
2. Alligators
3. Snakes
4. Bottled Water
5. Cell Phones (they can cause brain cancer)
6. Monorails (don't cell and operate hovercraft)
7. Rides
8. An oversaturation of Pixie Dust.

Anything I'm missing?

9. Rope Drop crowds
10. Brazilian tour Groups
11. Pre-trip anticipation
12. Post-trip depression
13. Tower of Terror Lightning
14. HM Ghosts looking for #1000 (If you qualify)
15. Stitch. (SGE alone might be enough to make you want to die)
16. All the AudioAnimatronics the day they become self-aware and decide to take over the world.

 

[Tinkerbella001]

OK - I'm getting really disgusted here. I've been checking my e-mail almost every 5 minutes.

Mine just came! I've been checking every 5 minutes too, and my PIN for the free snake water just arrived!! I am so lucky! I never get PIN codes. Woo-hoo!

 

[inkkognito]

16. All the AudioAnimatronics the day they become self-aware and decide to take over the world.

They already are. They're just biding their time.

 

[karrit2000]

Shhhh, this is a big secret, but the contruction over by Mexico is the new Snake Water Tasting Bar. It will be the only bar at WDW that requires reservations and a credit card guarantee because it is expected to be MUCH more popular than the existing Tequila Bar.

OOH, I'm so excited. I wonder if they will be doing food & water pairings? Can't wait to make my ADR's.

 

[Capt. Barbosa]

I suppose that, since lake-snake-water costs over $4, you can't "buy" it with a snack credit!

What happens if buy the snack credit off of ebay and it a fake?
I have a Fake Snake Water Snack Credit they won't take.
I'll be sitting in the sun while I bake with a snack credit they won't take cause its fake wouldn't that just take the cake!

 

[inkkognito]

OOH, I'm so excited. I wonder if they will be doing food & water pairings? Can't wait to make my ADR's.

It's top secret right now, but here is one of the paired dining experiences:

Appetizer:
Beef & Cheese Nachos, paired with Perrier Rattlesnake Ole

Main Course:
Taco Plate, paired with Dansani Coral Snake Kick

Dessert
Churros, paired with Zephyrhills Cherry Cobra

Sadly, this will be the first three dining credits dinner experience.

 

[PictureJumpr]

Yes, but is the photo with Kaa just at the entrance, or will he be slithering around to all the tables during the meal?

 

[Capt. Barbosa]

It's top secret right now, but here is one of the paired dining experiences:

Appetizer:
Beef & Cheese Nachos, paired with Perrier Rattlesnake Ole

Main Course:
Taco Plate, paired with Dansani Coral Snake Kick

Dessert
Churros, paired with Zephyrhills Cherry Cobra

Sadly, this will be the first three dining credits dinner experience.

Ah ha I knew Disney was watching this thread and trying to figure out how they could partake.
Probably hired some guy named Jake
Oh come and watch the thread about the lake and snake they did tell Jake
Think of all the Money we could rake
At first he was stuck not the smallest idea not a tremor or quake
"put it in blender and make a shake" no that wouldn't work thought Jake
But the Character Meal we could pass off as our own
the Dis won't recognize they wont have stake
and with that off went Jake to tell his superiors of his idea and the money they would make.