Starbucks lingo

I've never been happier to not be a coffee drinker then right now. What a pretentious bunch.

One thing as a non-coffee drinker that I have always wondered, why does coffee come in different flavors besides coffee. Don't coffee drinkers like coffee or are they just doing it for show.

I drink a lot of Iced Tea and I do not understand why so many people have to have it tasting like lemonade. If they want Lemonade why not just order Lemonade? Some of the mysteries of life that I will never understand, I guess.

It's not pretentious to drink coffee. It's just some beans roasted, ground, and hot water poured over. It's not pretentious to use special terms unless you consider the whole of disboards.com pretentious for all these acronyms. Or cops pretentious for using codes over the comm. :(

We like other flavors added to our coffee for the same reason you like tea added to your water. Arnold Palmers are delicious and many people find lemonade to be too sour. None of these are wrong, and without flavor or spice, I think life would be boring. However, nothing wrong with water, plain milk, or poached chicken either.
 
I don't like flavored coffee; however, there are different varieties of coffee beans that grow in different regions. They have different flavors. I tend to like blends like the current Three Region Blend. The Tribute blend was also very good. I prefer a blend to say "Italian Roast" or even "Pike Place".

Yes, sir...I understand that part. Coffee from different areas would taste different, but still be coffee. I'm referring to things like Hazel Nut or Cinnamon or Chocolate and a zillion of other combinations that I have notice through the years.
 
And Americano has just slightly less caffeine in it the a coffee of the same size does at Starbucks. I get a Venti Americano every morning and I find it to be smoother and less bitter than a regular coffee.
 
I've never been happier to not be a coffee drinker then right now. What a pretentious bunch.

I guess I don't find it pretentious to say to the barista, "I'll have a Venti Americano please."

You know what I don't understand? Why people are such curmudgeons...
 

When ordering coffee, its good to remember that the darker the roast, the less the caffeine. Conversely the lighter the roast the more the caffeine.
 
I don't like flavored coffee; however, there are different varieties of coffee beans that grow in different regions. They have different flavors. I tend to like blends like the current Three Region Blend. The Tribute blend was also very good. I prefer a blend to say "Italian Roast" or even "Pike Place".

Yeah, I generally prefer African beans to Latin American. I like stronger roasts, but Verona/Italian remains my favorite. I don't like flavored coffee either. I always have to drag myself away from the Gevalia displays because they sound good, but I always find them too acidic.

Yes, sir...I understand that part. Coffee from different areas would taste different, but still be coffee. I'm referring to things like Hazel Nut or Cinnamon or Chocolate and a zillion of other combinations that I have notice through the years.

When syrups are added to coffee, it is also still coffee. I don't know how to explain, since you stated you like your iced tea plain. It's like raspberry iced tea or chocolate milk. It's still tea, it's still milk. Espresso with syrup definitely still tastes like coffee. It's just different. IMHO, mocha is magical.
 
Pretentious is ordering a Starbucks Reserve Blend Burundi Ngozi made in their $10,000 Clover machine (available only in a few of their stores) and then standing around discussing how much more nuanced the flavors are than coffee brewed in a a normal coffee maker.
 
Pretentious is ordering a Starbucks Reserve Blend Burundi Ngozi made in their $10,000 Clover machine (available only in a few of their stores) and then standing around discussing how much more nuanced the flavors are than coffee brewed in a a normal coffee maker.

and all of a sudden reading your post I immediately thought of Frazier and his brother Niles in their favorite coffee shop :rotfl:
 
I speak fluent starbucks and am a frequent customer. But sometimes i order in plain english and the employees will just translate for you - so its no big deal to order a small for ex (instead of a tall) or to say unsweetened (instead of no classic). they will order it for you. No worries.
 
Coffee, black. Large.

Sorry, Robo, thyr won't know what ur talking about! :rotfl:
Drink Sizes

Short: 8 oz. The smallest size Starbucks offers, and not generally shown on the menu. If you ask for a small, you will get a Tall, not a Short.

Tall: 12 oz. The small size.

Grande: 16 oz. This is the medium size. Pronounced GRAHN-day, more or less.

Venti: 20 oz. hot, 24 oz. cold. For some reason iced Venti cups hold four more ounces; for this reason, Venti espresso drinks often have an extra shot of espresso in them, and cost a little bit more. Prounounced VENN-tee.

Trente: 30 oz cold. Only some drinks are available in this size, mostly variations on iced tea.

Basic Drinks

Coffee: Plain black coffee, brewed less than an hour ago. If you want them to leave room in the cup for milk, go ahead and ask. Also available in decaf and (sometimes) mild, which is a lighter roast.

Iced Coffee: Plain coffee, brewed double-strength so the ice wont dilute it, and kept in the fridge. Not just regular coffee poured over ice.

Tea: Starbucks has several varieties of tea: black, green, herbal, blends, decaf, you name it.

Iced Tea: Also available shaken (with ice). Comes in regular or passion, with or without lemonade, sweetened or unsweetened.

Caffe Misto / Cafe au lait: A drink consisting of half coffee, half steamed milk and a bit of foam. Can be made decaf, nonfat, etc. Misto is the Starbucks name, cafe au lait is the more general term.

Espresso Bar Drinks

Latte: Espresso, steamed milk, and foam. Not sweetened in any way unless you ask for syrup or sugar in it.

Cappuccino: Like a latte, only much more foam. Normally half milk or half foam, unless wet or dry is specified. This is also not sweetened.

Caramel Macchiato: Basically a vanilla latte with extra foam and gooey caramel drizzled on top. If it doesnt taste sweet enough when you first try it, be sure to stir it well! Caramel sauce doesnt really dissolve well in milk. If its still not sweet enough, ask for extra vanilla, not extra caramel. Macchiato, by the way, is pronounced mah-kee-YAH-toe.

Americano: Espresso diluted with hot water until its roughly the strength of regular coffee. An Americano will usually have one more shot than a latte of the same size. Sometimes if the regular coffee you want hasnt finished brewing yet and you dont want to wait, the barista may offer you an Americano instead.

Mocha: Espresso and steamed milk mixed with chocolate and served with whipped cream. Despite being chocolatey, these are not terribly sweet. If you dont want to taste the espresso, try asking for flavor syrup (such as orange or raspberry) or try a white mocha instead.

White Mocha: Espresso and steamed milk mixed with white chocolate syrup and served with whipped cream. These are a lot sweeter than regular mochas, but also a bit less healthy and a bit more expensive.

Toffee Nut Latte: A latte flavored with toffee nut syrup, which tastes & well, toffee-like. Originally introduced as a seasonal drink, it appears to have been permanently added to the menu.

Espresso: Just espresso, nothing more. A solo espresso is a single shot, which is a bit less than an ounce. A doppio espresso is two shots, a triple is three, and a quad is four.

Espresso Macchiato: Espresso dropped into a cup of milk foam, and only foam. Like a small, extremely dry cappuccino. These are ordered not by cup size, but by the number of shots.

Espresso Con Panna: Espresso in a big squirt of whipped cream. Also ordered by number of shots rather than cup size.

Non-Espresso Bar Drinks

Hot Chocolate: Chocolate and steamed milk, with a little bit of vanilla added, served with whipped cream.

Steamed Milk: Just steamed milk, usually with a bit of foam. Usually these are ordered with flavor syrup added, which used to be called a steamer but was changed to a creme when the creme Frappuccinos came out.

Chai Latte: Sweetened Chai syrup (tea, spices, and sweetener) added to steamed milk and hot water. If you dont want it so sweet or so milky, you can also get Chai made with a tea bag, which is black tea and spices without the extra stuff. Both versions have caffeine, since its made with black tea.

Steamed Cider: Apple juice / cider (not sure what the distinction is) steamed to a nice hot temperature. You can also get plain, cold apple juice.

Caramel Apple Cider: Steamed cider with cinnamon syrup, whipped cream, and caramel sauce.

Blended Drinks

These are cold, blended drinks, like a milkshake. They can be made with or without a coffee base, with most kinds of flavoring, and even with soy milk or a lower-calorie light base. Check the menu at your local Starbucks or ask someone there for suggestions.

Miscellaneous Extras

Foam: Fluffy milk foam produced when steaming. Lattes, macchiatos, and cappuccinos usually have this. You can always ask for for more, or less, or no foam at all.

Wet / Dry: These pertain only to cappuccinos. A normal cappuccino has about half milk, half foam. Wet means more milk, dry means more foam.
Whipped Cream: Made fresh from whipping cream, not the kind of stuff you get out of a can. If you really want whipped cream, or really dont, make sure you tell the person taking your order. Its a lot easier to write the info on the cup than try to fix it later.

Extra Hot: Some people like their drinks extra piping hot. Some people just want it to stay at a drinkable temperature for longer. Be very careful if you order this, you dont want to burn yourself! Anything over 170 degrees F may scald the milk, however.

140 degrees: Some people dont like their drinks so hot. This is about ten to twenty degrees cooler than the usual drink temperature nice and warm, but not hot.

Kids: Hot drinks for children can be no hotter than 130 degrees F. Keep this in mind if youre saving money by ordering a kids hot chocolate.

STILL thinking Main Street Bakery featuring Starbucks coffee????

It's beginning to look a lot like Starbucks...

Yes, I'll accept your humble apology ;)
 
I worked at Starbucks for five years and its ridiculous to think you can't order a Large coffee. Or a small coffee for that matter. Or a medium coffee. There is no "translation" needed, and the people working are TOLD specifically not to correct anyone. I know it does happen with some pretentious people who work there, but it is NOT the norm. :hippie:

Also, Starbucks does not brew any flavored coffee whatsoever. You can add flavored syrups to any drink though. They usually brew a "light" roast and a "dark" roast every day, and that's the most complicated it ever has to get. People who think they need to speak some sort of Starbucks language to order coffee are usually the people who have never been in. The people who also think it costs $4 for a cup of coffee are also the people who have never been in. Regular coffee from Starbucks is no more expensive than Dunkin Donuts, or even hardly McDonalds these days. Now yes, a LARGE frapuccino might cost you $4.85 or something like that, but so does a large blizzard from Dairy Queen and nobody seems to complain about that... It's basically a giant milkshake with coffee in it, same thing.

Yes an Americano is just like a more mild cup of coffee. The reason is that Starbucks Espresso roast is very low in acidity. There is also less caffeine in an Americano because of the AMOUNT of grounds that Starbucks uses for their regular coffee. They use a TON of grounds in their regular coffee and some roasts are very dark, acidic, and contain a TON of grounds. :surfweb:
 
My favorite is the Pike Place roast - just your "normal" average medium roast coffee. The Blonde roast is a little too light for my liking. Their dark roasts are Verona, Sumatra or French. Not sure of the differences because I don't care for dark, but I think the roast that's just called Dark has espresso in it. The other three are straight coffee.

If it's a hot day, order an iced passion tea lemonade! Not as much fat as those fraps and very refreshing!
 
I worked at Starbucks for five years and its ridiculous to think you can't order a Large coffee. Or a small coffee for that matter. Or a medium coffee. There is no "translation" needed, and the people working are TOLD specifically not to correct anyone. I know it does happen with some pretentious people who work there, but it is NOT the norm. :hippie:

Also, Starbucks does not brew any flavored coffee whatsoever. You can add flavored syrups to any drink though. They usually brew a "light" roast and a "dark" roast every day, and that's the most complicated it ever has to get. People who think they need to speak some sort of Starbucks language to order coffee are usually the people who have never been in. The people who also think it costs $4 for a cup of coffee are also the people who have never been in. Regular coffee from Starbucks is no more expensive than Dunkin Donuts, or even hardly McDonalds these days. Now yes, a LARGE frapuccino might cost you $4.85 or something like that, but so does a large blizzard from Dairy Queen and nobody seems to complain about that... It's basically a giant milkshake with coffee in it, same thing.

Yes an Americano is just like a more mild cup of coffee. The reason is that Starbucks Espresso roast is very low in acidity. There is also less caffeine in an Americano because of the AMOUNT of grounds that Starbucks uses for their regular coffee. They use a TON of grounds in their regular coffee and some roasts are very dark, acidic, and contain a TON of grounds. :surfweb:

Thank you. Thank you. Coffee at Starbucks is no more costly than anyplace else. I hate all the people that say coffee at Starbucks is $4.00. Yes, Frappuccinos cost more, but they are more like milkshakes. :thumbsup2
 
There was a time when our city had no Starbucks, then one opened. I didn't know a dang thing about their offerings. I just ordered off the menu board and learned the drinks that I liked. I didn't even know at first that drinks could be fixed cold. I think Starbucks on Main Street USA will be a tremendous exposure for plenty of folks who don't have one anywhere near their town. I usually order a Venti Iced Americano. It's more economical compared to drinks mixed with milk but packs lots of strong espresso flavor.

The coffee smell is what lures me in, the genuine coffee taste is what keeps me coming back...

:surfweb:
 
I worked at Starbucks for five years and its ridiculous to think you can't order a Large coffee. Or a small coffee for that matter. Or a medium coffee. There is no "translation" needed, and the people working are TOLD specifically not to correct anyone. I know it does happen with some pretentious people who work there, but it is NOT the norm. :hippie:

Also, Starbucks does not brew any flavored coffee whatsoever. You can add flavored syrups to any drink though. They usually brew a "light" roast and a "dark" roast every day, and that's the most complicated it ever has to get. People who think they need to speak some sort of Starbucks language to order coffee are usually the people who have never been in. The people who also think it costs $4 for a cup of coffee are also the people who have never been in. Regular coffee from Starbucks is no more expensive than Dunkin Donuts, or even hardly McDonalds these days. Now yes, a LARGE frapuccino might cost you $4.85 or something like that, but so does a large blizzard from Dairy Queen and nobody seems to complain about that... It's basically a giant milkshake with coffee in it, same thing.

Yes an Americano is just like a more mild cup of coffee. The reason is that Starbucks Espresso roast is very low in acidity. There is also less caffeine in an Americano because of the AMOUNT of grounds that Starbucks uses for their regular coffee. They use a TON of grounds in their regular coffee and some roasts are very dark, acidic, and contain a TON of grounds. :surfweb:

A MEDIUM/Grande Frapp in Chicago tipped over $5 a few years ago and that is before anything was added to 'make it your way' when that campaign began.
 
I've never been happier to not be a coffee drinker then right now. What a pretentious bunch.

One thing as a non-coffee drinker that I have always wondered, why does coffee come in different flavors besides coffee. Don't coffee drinkers like coffee or are they just doing it for show.

That's like saying, why would someone buy chocolate that has caramel inside? :confused3 It still tastes like chocolate but it also has an added flavour.

As for being pretentious, I don't understand the statement. It makes someone pretentious because they buy a drink from a certain store?


STILL thinking Main Street Bakery featuring Starbucks coffee????

It's beginning to look a lot like Starbucks...

Yes, I'll accept your humble apology ;)

Yep :thumbsup2 That's exactly what it is. It's just they're going to have a full menu of Starbucks drinks :dance3:
 
Folks time to have a coffee and relax :surfweb:

By the way mines is an extra shot, tall, skinny latte if you are buying :thumbsup2
 
Folks time to have a coffee and relax :surfweb:

By the way mines is an extra shot, tall, skinny latte if you are buying :thumbsup2

My treat. Enjoy.
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