Songs About Being Single

“Tequila Does” by Miranda Lambert

His last name was Flores
He came up from Juárez
Lookin' for a hell of a time
With a blonde señorita
And a tall margarita
We danced on the tables all night
Then I said "Adiós
Casamigos
Is taking me home tonight"
'Cause he don't love me like tequila does
Nobody can
He don't give me that border town buzz
Like tequila does
I'd sure like to find
A cowboy tonight
To get me back in the saddle
But the boys around here
Drink domestic beer
They're all hat, no cattle
But I won't sleep alone
'Cause my old pal Patrón
Is taking me home tonight
They don't love me like tequila does
Nobody can
They don't give me that border town buzz
Like tequila does
Well, I might as well face it
I'm always chasin'
A kiss with a twist of a lime
When I'm drinking doubles
I'm nothing but trouble
And trouble's so easy to find
Hand me a sombrero
'Cause Jose Cuervo
Is taking me home tonight
No, they don't love me like tequila does
Nobody can
They don't give me that border town buzz
Like tequila does
No, they don't love me like tequila does
Nobody can
They don't give me that border town buzz
Like tequila does
They don't give me that border town buzz
Like tequila does

 



Drunk on a Plane
Dierks Bentley
I took two weeks vacation for the honey moon
A couple tickets, all inclusive down in Cancún
I couldn't get my money back, so I'm in seat seven A
I'm getting drunk on a plane
I bet the feller on the aisle thought I was crazy
'Cause I taped your picture to the seat back right beside me
Now I've got empty mini bottle filling both our trays
I'm getting drunk on a plane
Buyin' drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G Six
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
Leanin' pouring coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras
Up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
We had this date marked on the calendar forever
We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together
I feel like a plastic groom
Alone there at the top of the cake
So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane
Buyin' drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G Six
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
Leanin' pouring coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras
Up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class
So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ***
'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane
Buyin' drinks of everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G Six
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
Leanin' pouring coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras
Up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
I'm getting drunk on a plane
I might be passed out
In the baggage claim
But right now, I'm drunk on a plane
 
"Adelaide's Lament," from Guys and Dolls
It says here: "the average unmarried female,
Basically insecure,
Due to some looooong frustration may react
With psychosomatic symptoms
Difficult to endure,
Affecting the upper respiratory tract."
In other words, just from waiting around
For that plain little band of gold,
A person can develop a cold...

 
It's that time of year again. Any new additions for this year?

Ain't Nothing Wrong With Love - Old Dominion
 


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