Something mean or weird you have done..

[hrh_disney_queen]

..while hormonal!?

4 days after DS6 was born, I called DH at work and asked him if he had noticed that the baby had 6 toes on one foot. I have no idea why I did that, trying to be funny? Scared the bejeebers outta him, though....

 

[MosMom]

When I was pregnant with my daughter...

I told my husband I was going to leave him because he went through the 12 items or less lane with more than 12 items. We got into a HUGE fight and I told him I was going to leave him because I couldn't possibly be married to a man who would do that. We always laugh about it now but I can't even believe I got so angry!

 

[preb]

MosMom,

I hear ya! I am the most mellow, mild mannered person...but when I was pregnant with my DD I went off on my husband for not calling me in the afternoon to check in and see how I was doing. I mean I was screaming terrible things at him and actually hung up on him. I then left the house, calmly drove to Taco Bell and proceeded to eat 6 tacos. Labor started 5 hours later!

 

[snoopy]

I embarrassed my husband just the other day in the grocery store. Just this year I've been experiencing hot flashes for the first time. Don't ask me why, as I am only 39, far, far, far too young for hot flashes.

Anyway, I digress. I was so flippin' hot I just stuck my whole head in the frozen foods. I would have liked to have put my whole body in there but alas, I wouldn't fit. DH was less than impressed and I could tell he was pretending he didn't know me.

 

[onecoolmama]

Ok, true confession here. I got strep throat, bronchitis, and siniusitis all at the same time whiel I was 8 months pregnant with DS. I called DH at work and told him that I dropped off my medicine, but I needed him to be home by 6 to pick it up. He said "No Problem."

I called him back at 8:30 and his boss answered. I asked if DH had left and he said no, Dh was on the phone with a client, but he would have him call me back.

Well, I turned ugly and I explained that Fing Dh better get his ...blah blah blah.home this instant becuase I was balh blah blah sick and now on top of that blah blah blah mad! I would not stop cursing and I never curse..and then, I just hung up on his boss. Apparently, he walked up to DH and said "she is sick and pregnant...oh boy you better go now!" They never spoke of the incident again!LOL!

 

[amid chaos]

My husband works all the time....a workaholic.
Sometime during the first month and Norah was crying....probably during the dinner hour when babies tend to cry and not easily comforted and I was with her ALL day and into the night until he got home....I called him at work and just held the phone to the screaming baby for a minute and then hung up. He flew home and when he got there i told him it was his turn and handed him the screaming baby.

 

[onecoolmama]

I was in that cleaning mode two weeks before the baby came and I was giving away all the clothes we woudnt use. I found Dh's underwear with a big hole in the butt. So I put it on my dog, pulled his tail through the hole and told DH that if the dog could wear his underwear and it fit, he needed to throw it out.

Dh was not amused..but later he laughed about it!

 

[mickeyboat]

I used to cry every time I heard a certain song on the radio. I mean bawl! It was a touching song but not a particularly sad one. My co-workers got a real kick out of it.

Denae

 

[grinningghost]

This space isn't large enough for all my hormonal oddities.

 

[CamColt]

ROFL! These are great.
I cant think of any 1 particular incident, but I have been known to fly off the handle from time to time.

 

[C.Ann]

I'm not sure if it was "hormonal" (and I'm sure my DD would say I just plain old lost my mind - LOL) but she and I were in the supermarket last Friday in a town about 17 miles away from our place at the lake..

It just seemed to be one of "those" days when everything was going wrong and everyone was annoying me.. So I'm in the dairy aisle and I'm looking for dip.. For some reason I couldn't find it (although it was right in from of me) and I started in with, "Where's the dip?" "WHY can't I find the dip?" "THE DIP SHOULD BE RIGHT HERE!!" "WHERE THE blankety-blank IS THE blankety-blank DIP ???"

DD had a great laugh over it - AFTER she pointed the dip out to me - but I felt SOOOOOOOO awful! I am NOT prone to throwing temper tantrums in stores - let alone screaming at the top of my lungs over dip - and I'm still thanking God that we were FAR from our lake house so I don't have to worry about running into anyone who saw my melt down.......

 

[Kermit]

I got sick once when Jacob was a newborn. When DH got home from work that evening, he asked if it would be okay if he went out to do something. I don't remember what it was, but I said it would be fine, thinking he would only be gone for a little while.

Well, he ended up going more places than he had said he was going, and the baby got really cranky. I was so sick that my milk supply dropped dramatically, and so Jacob decided he would just start biting me. I had frozen milk in the freezer, but defrosting it and putting it in something that Jacob would drink from (he never took a bottle) seemed like a really big job. So I called DH on his cell phone and yelled at him for not being at home. He said, "What are you talking about?" so I yelled some more. Then I realized I had dialed the wrong number. I was yelling at the wrong guy. I think I may have even told him about how hard the baby bit my breasts.

The good news is that when I called the right number, DH was very sympathetic and came home right away, sent me to bed, and took care of the baby. I've never told him about yelling at that other man.

 

[Evil Princess]

Fought with my mom on the floor of the kitchen over a bag of Hershey's kissses.

Gotta love multiple women in the house on the same cycle!

My brother and father just stood in the doorway like this:

 

[Pembo]

Told off an annoying woman at church on Sunday. Ended my rant with I have a brain tumor, I win. (quote from Dr. Green on ER).
That really pissed her off. But everyone at church is glad that I did it.

 

[mum4jenn]

WOW!!! Some of these are amazing!!!! So far I have never "gone off" on anyone.

I guess the wierdest thing I did right before dd was born was watched some channel that played "Steel Magnolias" over and over that day. This station played it about 10 straight times and I watched it each and every time and each and every time I cried like a baby!!!

 

[bentley483]

Bought a pair of shoes for DD at K-mart, didn't fit right. Of course I lost the receipt, but they still had the tags on them. Took them back and went to look for correct size, they didn't have the size I needed so I told the girl that I would take a refund. "Can't give you a refund, you'll have to take a store credit!" I said, "OK, no problem." She proceeds to do the credit but not at full price. I paid $15.99, she is only crediting $7.99 and I saw her key the amount in by hand. When I asked her about it she says "This is what they are ringing up at, I'm not giving you any more!" (Very nasty!) I said, "I just looked at these same shoes a minute ago, they are not $7.99 they are $15.99 just like it says on the tag." Went and got the shoes from the back and brought them to her, same UPC code. They rung up $15.99. "Well, I can't give you that amount if you don't have the receipt!, Do you want the credit or not?!". I said, "NOT!" and picked up the shoes I was returning. Then I got mad. I told her I had shopped in that store for 9 years and I had never been treated so rudely, and here is what I thought of K-mart and her customer service. Then, I threw those shoes in the trash can and walked out. I called my husband and ranted and raved for about 10 minutes. When he heard how badly I had been treated he called the store manager who made the girl give me a full CASH refund and apologize. I didn't even have to get the shoes out of the trash!

I'm the mean, bad, ugly girl! Bah, hahahahahahah!

 

[Charleneluvsdisney]

This applies to the "weird" category. When I was 7 months pregnant with my son, I got ready for work, went out and got into the car and proceeded on backing out of the driveway. The problem was that my husbands car was parked behind me! I smashed right into it! My husband came running out of the house asking me what I was doing and I was like "I don't really know?!! I guess I just forgot the car was there

We still laugh about that one!

 

[mt2]

I was in my fifth month of my pregnancy with DS in July 2001. I had had twins before so my body knew how to look big early on. My DH and I went to WDW over the 4th weekend for some much needed rest but I was a snot almost the entire trip. While waiting at the GF for DH to meet me after his massage, I asked the front desk if they had a brick breaking ceramony (sp). He looked at me strange. I asked, "What happens if a couple gets married here, buys a nice pretty brick, and then gets divorced. Do they get to break the brick they bought?" He laughed at that one.

On the same trip, we were in Innoventions and a nice CM asked me went my baby was due. I told him that I wasn't pregnant but I had eaten too much for breakfast and lunch. He nearly died of embarrassment. My DH apologized for my behavior (while I laughed my socks off) and told him to never get married. but if he did get married to buy the child when they are out of college. He loves me still.

Happy Thoughts to all,

mt2