welcome all newbies from the land of the mouse
you'll notice this place is a
red headed house
we are just like the weasley's from the great harry potter
we can be as fun as the harlem globe trotters
just remember some rules to keep you on track
or else you will face a
BIG MAC ATTACK
no dissing on politics, religion or porn,
do so and you will face rath and scorn.
contribute daily , or however often you please
tell us about you, or even your squeeze.
we got your back on all things universal
no need at all for dress rehearsal.
we are your friends, the friends in a box,
keep us in mind when you where funky colored sox!
time to end this welcome, i think it is clear,
we are here for you , from far away and near!