Somedays you need this...

[Celluloidgal]

at least SOMEBODY does what I ask. I wonder if he puts the toliet seat down?

www.subservientchicken.com

Don't worry. It's family friendly.

 

[aunt lissa]

LOL!!! That is cute!

 

[snuggles]

WOW Wonder how they do that. It's too funny!

 

[lacool]

Okay, it must be one of the days that I needed it, because that was entertaining as heck!
What did you ask him to do?

 

[luvmydogs]

OMG!!! Now my ds8 is afraid there's a giant chicken upstairs! I asked The Chicken to do a handstand, blow me a kiss and wave goodbye and he did!

What does it say about my life that I'm enthralled with the Subversive Chicken?!

Too funny!

 

[flaps]

I asked the chicken to die...

...and it did...

...but then it resurrected.

I didn't ask it to do that!

Burger King never does it my way.

 

[alabamaalan]

If that's what your upstairs looks like, I'd consider redecorating! And of course, call an exterminator for that chicken infestation.

Family friendly? Well as much as it can be for a grown man dressed as a chicken with garters!

You weren't by any chance inspired to post this from another thread today were you?

 

[cynsaun]

Ok, I told the chicken to "stand" on one leg, and instead he "showed" me some leg?!?! Stupid chicken!

 

[Saffron]

Ewww! That was freaking me out! *shudder* *shiver*

I told it to spin around and it just rocked back and forth. So then I said, "I SAID spin around!!!!" and it did. Then I told it to do the Chicken Dance and it rubbed it's belly. Eww, yuck!

Ewww, ewww, eww! Reminds me of some sort of Rocky Horror Picture Show gone REALLY bad. Eww!

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by Saffron
Ewww! That was freaking me out! *shudder* *shiver*

I told it to spin around and it just rocked back and forth. So then I said, "I SAID spin around!!!!" and it did. Then I told it to do the Chicken Dance and it rubbed it's belly. Eww, yuck!

Ewww, ewww, eww! Reminds me of some sort of Rocky Horror Picture Show gone REALLY bad. Eww!

Imagine Tim Curry's voice coming out of the freaky chicken!

 

[lacool]

Funny, I told it to chicken dance, but it was some other chicken type action instead. And no egg arrived when I requested that he lay an egg!

 

[Saffron]

Originally posted by cynsaun
Imagine Tim Curry's voice coming out of the freaky chicken!

LOL! It IS a freaky chicken, isn't it!

 

[Celluloidgal]

Well, I'm glad you guys liked it.

Hmmm, it laid an egg for me...
Tell it to "throw pillows", "rock out", or "peck the remote"

I called it "family friendly" because it won't do innappropriate behavior. Of course, I had to test it...he gave me the hand signal for "for shame".

(sung in Tim Curry's voice: "I'm just a sweet big chicken..."

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by Celluloidgal


(sung in Tim Curry's voice: "I'm just a sweet big chicken..."

So, do you think he would have on the big red rubber boots and lots of lipstick? I guess it would be more of "beakstick", but you get my drift!

 

[remyandhollandsmommy]

I just showed this to DH. He kept making the poor chicken man do all kinds of things, so I had to close the website. He is now threatening to beat my butt unless I tell him how to get back on! My new mission is to protect the chickenman!

 

[Saffron]

Don't you guys get freaked out that maybe it's just some werido guy, sitting around, waiting for someone to tap into his sicko computer world, to watch him do something in his Rocky Horror chicken costume! **shudder**

Eww, don't sing that song!

 

[emmagata]

Ok, now I'm totally freaked out.

Thanks SO much.

 

[Celluloidgal]

Sorry, I can't resist...

THE CHICKEN WARP

Riff Raff : It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely


Magenta: Not for very much longer

Riff Raff: I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Chicken Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me


Riff and Magenta: And the void would be calling

Chorus: Let's do the Chicken Warp again
Let's do the Chicken Warp again


Criminologist: It's just a jump to the left

Chorus: And then a step to the right

Criminologist: With your hands on your hips

Chorus: You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Chicken Warp again
Let's do the Chicken Warp again


Magenta: It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded, I see all


Riff Raff: With a bit of a mind flip

Magenta: You're into the chicken slip

Riff Raff: And nothing can ever be the same

Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation

Riff Raff: Like you're under sedation

Chorus: Let's do the Chicken Warp again
Let's do the Chicken Warp again


Columbia: Well I was walking down the street
Just a having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again


Chorus: Let's do the Chicken Warp again
Let's do the Chicken Warp again


Criminologist: It's just a jump to the left

Chorus: And then a step to the right

Criminologist : With your hands on your hips

Chorus: You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Chicken Warp again
Let's do the Chicken Warp again

 

[Celluloidgal]

Remember it's just a silly site (brought to you by Burger King)
The responses are pre-programed in there.
Don't worry, no "live weird chicken guy"
Besides, Van Helsing would get him...

 

[cheyita]

Very amusing. Thanks!