Somebody restrain me

[Michie]

The Dh is on his deathbed...with a runny nose Ever since I have been home, cannot get anything done. His box of kleenix fell of the bed, he wanted me to come all the way in there from the other side of the house to pick them up He has been taking his temperature every 10 minutes, he does NOT have any He wants me to go to Walmart and pick up a new one. Well, I am fixing to shove that thermomator where it will get a real accurate reading.

Thankgoodness he leaves for Little Rock in the morning.

I wonder if I moved the clocks forward a few hours, if he would notice?

 

[FroggyinArk]

you know we 've missed you right?

 

[tevagirl]

You won't make it till morning. I say go for it. Every woman on these boards who have ever had a DH with a runny nose will vouch for you if it goes to court.

 

[Michie]

Does anybody ever read my memos?

 

[FroggyinArk]

Does anybody ever read my memos?

not since you stopped sending the paychecks./...

 

[Aidensmom]

Are you sure he is going to Little Rock when he could have you waiting on him?

 

[FroggyinArk]

Are you sure he is going to Little Rock when he could have you waiting on him?

maybe he has someoneele to take care of him in little rock....

 

[Michie]

Are you sure he is going to Little Rock when he could have you waiting on him?

I am not waiting on him. I am in my office with the door locked and the lights off. I gave the DD 5 bucks to go in her room and pretend we are not home.

 

[Aidensmom]

I am not waiting on him. I am in my office with the door locked and the lights off. I gave the DD 5 bucks to go in her room and pretend we are not home.

 

[diznygirl]

DH was sick on a business trip in Aspen - he had room service bring him steak. I think a hotel with room service is a great place for sick husbands.

My DH usually complains about how terrible he feels, all the while refusing medicine.

Hang in there!

 

[MNmom2]

I am not waiting on him. I am in my office with the door locked and the lights off. I gave the DD 5 bucks to go in her room and pretend we are not home.

ROFL!! This is hysterical!!!

 

[MNmom2]

I think a hotel with room service is a great place for sick husbands.

Brilliant idea!!

Even better would be the hotel and room service for us while they are stuck home sick. LOL!

 

[Stacerita]

Smother him with the pillow.

 

[mamacatnv]

I just read your post to my DH as I was , I'm not sure he saw the humor but I can so relate...... Thank goodness he is headed out of town!

MamaCatNV

 

[Lil_Tink]

I am not waiting on him. I am in my office with the door locked and the lights off. I gave the DD 5 bucks to go in her room and pretend we are not home.

I'd do that for my mom anytime, lol.

 

[SillyMe]

I am not waiting on him. I am in my office with the door locked and the lights off. I gave the DD 5 bucks to go in her room and pretend we are not home.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Michie, you are a riot.