Tell my mom to stop reading books and telling me stuff that happens in them. She loves mysteries, but this morning she told me a few things that happened to one of the men in the story, and hearing her mispronouce a few words and miss use certain prepositions is gonna make me have nightmares tonight.
Keep in mind, I can mention Lorena Bobbitt to her and she lights up like a Christmas tree. That woman has more imagination than I do.

