PrincessWithABlaster
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... Jungle Cruise
Wait?
Jungle Cruise????
Really, TP??!!!!!
The touring gods are laughing at me.
I've tried to optimize it and evaluate it from every which angle. I've pulled up the predicted wait times for several attractions. And (assuming TP is close to accurate to begin with), I have to admit ... it's probably right. Given how fast JC waits ratchet up and stay up, and given my other attractions for the day (and the planned FPs for things like 7DMT), it makes sense, it really does. But it's painful! Painful, I tell you! I want nothing more than to run to BTMR and ride it 3 times right out of the gate and then hit splash and HM, which we will do ... after RDing JC.
Yes, yes, I know, I will not get a fine or serve jail time for violating a Disney TP and doing what I want instead (unless you count increased wait times as a fine).
Yes, I know people love JC - I am just not one of them. I will defend Tomorrowland Speedway, but not JC.
Maybe the kids will give me an out and tell me they don't want to ride it .. yeah right.
The previous (hopefully) humorous rant brought to you by sleep deprivation and the impeding doom of my Mon FP selection window.
So anyone else have something in their plan that makes them cringe?
Wait?
Jungle Cruise????
Really, TP??!!!!!
The touring gods are laughing at me.

I've tried to optimize it and evaluate it from every which angle. I've pulled up the predicted wait times for several attractions. And (assuming TP is close to accurate to begin with), I have to admit ... it's probably right. Given how fast JC waits ratchet up and stay up, and given my other attractions for the day (and the planned FPs for things like 7DMT), it makes sense, it really does. But it's painful! Painful, I tell you! I want nothing more than to run to BTMR and ride it 3 times right out of the gate and then hit splash and HM, which we will do ... after RDing JC.

Yes, yes, I know, I will not get a fine or serve jail time for violating a Disney TP and doing what I want instead (unless you count increased wait times as a fine).
Yes, I know people love JC - I am just not one of them. I will defend Tomorrowland Speedway, but not JC.
Maybe the kids will give me an out and tell me they don't want to ride it .. yeah right.

The previous (hopefully) humorous rant brought to you by sleep deprivation and the impeding doom of my Mon FP selection window.

So anyone else have something in their plan that makes them cringe?
