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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
- Messages
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10) Confused guests constantly mistaking him for beanbag chair
9) Always lands on his spleen
8)Fifteen month gestation period still no kittens
7) No longer cleans himself unless coated with Cheeze Whiz
6) Its no longer safe to lift him without a spotter
5) Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky
4) Enormous gut keeps hardwood floors freshly buffed
3)Only catches mice trapped in his gravitational pull
2) Luxurious and shiny coat replaced with mint green polyester pants suit
And the number 1 sign your cat is overweight:
1) Has more chins then lives.
9) Always lands on his spleen
8)Fifteen month gestation period still no kittens
7) No longer cleans himself unless coated with Cheeze Whiz
6) Its no longer safe to lift him without a spotter
5) Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky
4) Enormous gut keeps hardwood floors freshly buffed
3)Only catches mice trapped in his gravitational pull
2) Luxurious and shiny coat replaced with mint green polyester pants suit
And the number 1 sign your cat is overweight:
1) Has more chins then lives.