Set Sail on the SS Last Word Cruise Ship

[dizneenut]

Oh yeah, Kim, that kitty looks just like the kitty I had growing up!

 

[LucyStorm]

Quite frankly, I have no interest in performing a pelvic exam on him to find out.

 

[helenabear]

The boards are so slow for me right now and by the time my replies go through, I am behind... so I am off to bed and will catch up with you all tomrrow

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Just dropping in to say g'nite. Got stuck at another tax seminar this afternoon and then had church choir tonight. Whew!! Ya'll were awfully mothy again!

Nite, Shep

Glad to hear Apolo didn't get left overboard--Kim would have been impossible to live with if we'd actually lost him! But that pic with the tongue.....OMG, that is too gross!!!

If I wasn't so tired, I'd empty my piggy bank and pull up a chair for Jay's hula show!! I'd love a smoothie before bed, though! Thanx!!

Karen, sweetie, glad you checked in. I'm echoing the others, here, come to us however you're feeling! We're here for support and/or comfort any time. I agree with Nurse Jodie, too. Research and another opinion seem to be in order. I don't think I could live with a doctor's advice of "live with it". How disheartening! Keep trying--there's got to be a better answer out there somewhere.

Good to see you again, Jennifer! Must be the after-the-holidays blues? Please stay out from under your rock, I missed you! Yeah, playin' the single parent is a bummer, but we're here to make it better. At least we can try to keep you smiling!! Maybe you should print a copy of "Hula Jay" our new mascot. THAT should keep you laughing for hours!

Kegels??!!! OMG, Pam! Your mind goes off in truly WONDERFUL directions!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! The degenerosity here tonight is nothing short of amazing!!

Nancy, you lucky Ya Ya, got your bracelet, huh??!! They must have sent mine cross country via Pony Express. And the pony must have had to make a pit stop or something........( OK, you've convinced me to sign up for your exchange! )

Laura, that is great news that DH got a bite on his resume already! Hope it's something he likes and wants and everything works out the way you all want. Prayers continue!

Elaine, you will be our new photo expert, I think!! Dan rubbing off on you big-time??!!! Looking forward to the new post.

MJ. great story!! Whooo-Hooo!!!

Jay, I'll be happy to hold your lightsaber when you hula so you don't get in trouble with the Jedi union!

Good night, all. "See" you again in the mornin'. If I missed anybody, I'm sorry. Love ya'll!!

 

[dizneenut]

Good night, Elaine!

ROFL, Bonnie!

 

[Kama89]

er, um.....excuse me.....I don't think Apolo has the necessary 'equipment' to Kegel.......

Ok, now see... I tried to figure out a way to say that earlier, and it wasn't coming out right, so I deleted it!

Bonnie sneats out on the balcony, looks both ways, and spots Jeannie's twin, the evil Padawan Jeannette, and she seems to have snatched Apolo out of the clutches of the curvaceous Kimmy. Jeannette appears to be heading towards the sick bay threatening all sorts of malicious torture on Apolo...starting with she is threatening to autoclave his skates!!!! OH MY!!!! Will this be the end of the career of Kimmy's heartthrob? Will Kimmy still be interested in Soul Patch Man if he cannot skate? What is Jeannette planning on doing with that safety razor and shaving cream? Stay tuned for the next edition of "As the Skate Burns".

OMG~ ROTFLOL!!!!!! Bonnie you are hilarious!!! Oooh...hey, check it out...I'm curvaceous... cool!! Jeanette?!?! Where the heck did she come from?!? She didn't get on the ship when we left... how'd she get here?? If she so much as lays a hand on him.... Ooooh!!!!

But wait!!! IT'S BOO BOO TO THE RESCUE!!!

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He picks up the evil Jeanette, marches her out of sick bay and deposits her in a dinghy that he promptly dumps overboard...toss her a cracker or two...maybe she'll make it to land, maybe she won't... eh...who cares!

 

[Kama89]

Quite frankly, I have no interest in performing a pelvic exam on him to find out.

 

[Kama89]

But that pic with the tongue.....OMG, that is too gross!!!

Mwahahaha....no it's not.

Hi Beth. Sounds like you've had a long and tiring day. Have a good night.

 

[LucyStorm]

Originally posted by Kama89
Jeanette?!?! Where the heck did she come from?!? She didn't get on the ship when we left... how'd she get here?? If she so much as lays a hand on him.... Ooooh!!!!

Hmmmmm...I don't know Kimmy, anyone seen Jeannie lately?

Booboo is no match for the evil Jeannette, she leaps the guard rail in a single bound and races back to the sick bay where she uses a vest restraint to tie Kimmy to the chair to watch as she approaches Apolo with safety razor and shaving cream in hand...BWAHAHAHA, she chortles with glee, "which shall I shave first? The caterpillar or the mop?"

Jodie, Sherrie, Marilyn, and Pam guard the door against intruders while Elaine watches for any approaching padawans (your cue, Jay). Bonnie and Jennifer sit innocently on the balcony sipping Bahama Mamas, soaking up the sun, and enjoying the action below them...

More tomorrow as this storywriter is now too tired to continue..Night all!

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by CrazyBoutDisney
Jay, I'll be happy to hold your lightsaber when you hula

Um, well, I appreciate the offer, but I'll refrain from any comment on this one.

...okay fine...will do, but could someone please make me a Mama!

Well, here's another little treasure. Being one of the two regular males on this ship sure calls for certain duties, doesn't it?

 

[dizneenut]

HEY!! LOOKIE!!
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Gonna call it a night now!
Sweet Dreams!

 

[lilboo]

OOOOOHHHH......

CONGRATULATIONS SHERRY...DIS ROYALTY!!!!

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by LucyStorm
Bonnie sneats out on the balcony, looks both ways, and spots Jeannie's twin, the evil Padawan Jeannette, and she seems to have snatched Apolo out of the clutches of the curvaceous Kimmy. Jeannette appears to be heading towards the sick bay threatening all sorts of malicious torture on Apolo...starting with she is threatening to autoclave his skates!!!! OH MY!!!! Will this be the end of the career of Kimmy's heartthrob? Will Kimmy still be interested in Soul Patch Man if he cannot skate? What is Jeannette planning on doing with that safety razor and shaving cream?

Jeannette?huh??...was there somethin' my mama didn't tell...oh YEAH...JEANNETTE, right...SHE'S the one who threatened Apeolo...SHE'S the one who grabbed him by the skates...SHE'S the one who got dragged by ANTONIO(hooo...is it warm in here?)

YOU don't think she'd do THIS to him do you?

I'm on pins and needles!!!

 

[Kama89]

races back to the sick bay where she uses a vest restraint to tie Kimmy to the chair to watch as she approaches Apolo with safety razor and shaving cream in hand...BWAHAHAHA, she chortles with glee, "which shall I shave first? The caterpillar or the mop?"

NOT THE MOP!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! WAAAIT!! Is there not a single YaYa on board besides myself that would hate to see this happen?!?! Sherry? Laura? Pam? Pam, you once called him a cute critter, remember? Ladies...help us out here!

while Elaine watches for any approaching padawans (your cue, Jay).

Ummm... pssst... Jay? You missed your cue bud. Oh wait... I see....

Well, here's another little treasure. Being one of the two regular males on this ship sure calls for certain duties, doesn't it?

You have other things on your mind at the moment...that explains it. Now ya see... every one else was nice and let that one go. Oye.... some Padawans, I tell ya!

Um, well, I appreciate the offer, but I'll refrain from any comment on this one.

You are SO bad! Ummm... I think Jeanette put the restraining vest on the wrong YaYa.

YOU don't think she'd do THIS to him do you?

Awwww.....lookie!!! What a cutie pie!! Ohhhhh...just want to pinch those cheeks!! Okay, so he'd still look incredible without the mop, but I sooooo looooove the mop!! Would someone get Boo Boo back in here to stop this crazed woman?! Can't he distract her or something?! Where's the pic of him in that goofy outfit? That's enough to distract anyone! Jay's proving to be no help...apparantly he's too busy rewriting the rules & regs. book on being a male YaYa... I'm still tied up, and Jeanette still has that EVIL razor, and....and....oh will the torture never end?!?

 

[kejoda]

NO!!!!!!!!!! Were having too much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lilboo]

Night Beccy....

No Nancy, no Carol...

...well, back to my writing..wordswordswords...

 

[Nutsy]

Well G'day all

Or perhaps that should read G'night all

I guess you're all off with the fairies by now, nevermind. I just wanted to check in & say Hi!!

Sweet dreams everyone & don't let those bed bugs bite

 

[lilboo]

BOO!

G'day Nutsy...

 

[Nutsy]

Howdy lilboo

How come you're not off with fairies like the rest of them???

 

[lilboo]

Oh Nutsy...I'm writing a bunch of 'school papers'...the deadlines are bearing down on me...

Unfortunately, my computer is connected to the net, so whenever i hit a glitch, I come over to DIS......I suppose I could disconnect myself....nahhh.