Well. Can you answer the following.....(and no Googling)
What is Jimmy Buffett's birthday?
Which member of his band is nicknamed "Robot" and where is he from?
What was Billy Voltaire and where is he buried?
O.K. I know that was too hard. I was once told that if you think you are a Parrohead, then you are.
I was once e-mailed the following.>>>
You don't need us to tell you: You know who you are. You have a fin welded to your car; you're not too proud to sing along, loudly, with Why Don't We Get Drunk ...
Your tickets are in hand, and even though this one's not a Riverbend show, you can't resist just as you haven't resisted for how many years? Don't ask, don't tell, and there's no need to reveal yourself to those who refuse to succumb to the magic of the Jimmy Buffett experience.
Still, in case there's any doubt, here's a little test to tell where you fit in on the attitude/latitude continuum, presented with a tip of the pineapple to Jeff Foxworthy.
You might be a parrothead if ...
... you order yours with ketchup and tomato, Heinz 57 and french-fried potato, a big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.
... of the 25 shirts in your closet, 23 of them are Hawaiian prints, and you've never left the mainland.
... you have a battery-operated blender, 'coz you just never know.
... you know where 24° 33' N 81° 45' W is.
... despite good advice, you're still trying to reason with hurricane season.
... your salt shaker is lost.
... you drive a pickup, just so you can fill the bed with sand and sit "on the beach."
... you have a dog named Cap't Tony. Or Savannah Jane. Or Cuervo. Or Buddy Bear (because of his island-sized paws).
... your Buffett-raised kids think Dorothy got the phrase wrong when she heads off to see the wizard.
... all your vacation postcards read, "Weather is here, wish you were beautiful." Your friends might be parrotheads if they don't take offense.
... your feet have flip-flop tan lines.
... Ohio State fans come to you for lessons in tailgating.
... tequila and lime are the base of your personal food pyramid.
I already started posting when you went into countdown. I type real slow and was trying to get that Mark twain quote out. I owe you one tde1969! 
Hey all you South Floridians, come to Key West September 10 and we'll have the first pre-cruise party then you can all drive back home and we'll get back on the Magic 
What do you say?? 
