Sept 19th,2004 revisited.....

[ericamanda01]

I love Sundays! I hope everyone is having a nice weekend.

 

[ericamanda01]

Oh come on, this post should be at the top by now!

 

[dzneprincess]

That is shameless trolling for TOPS girl! hehee I liked it!

 

[taeja71]

Am I top dog, did I wait long enough?! let's see.....

 

[taeja71]

Welp, I did't wait long enough so my post would be at the top- DARN! We went down to our first house and raked leaves Sat that have been in our backyard all Fall and Winter. There were huge dead spots and I didn't rake the parts that still had snow around it. UGH! Always remember to rake your leaves b/c you'll really pay for it. I woke up w/ an aching back this a.m. too. OUCH!

Hope you all had a great weekend! It felt Springlike so I've been opening windows and letting the kids run around outside.

[B]"Good Night Ladies"[/B]! Can you think of a movie that has that song and song title in it?

 

[taeja71]

I'm almost to my 300th post!

 

[taeja71]

I think the DISboard is making the pages longer so that its harder to get to the TOP! What do you all think?

 

[taeja71]

Why hasn't the page turned yet!!!!!!!!

 

[dzneprincess]

PSSSTTT a secret to help you get the TOPS, there are 15 posts to a page Good night ladies?? I dont know I give..

 

[dzneprincess]

BUT there is a new virus going around, please be very careful!



Subject: Computer Hard and Software:
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
itself into all other programs and now monitors all other
system>activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,
Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the
system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A
Troubled User. (KEEP READING) ______________________________________

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is
designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and
work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best
course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately
you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will
return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be
very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs,
such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be
very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the
system to launch the program Nag, Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only
way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT,
under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This
application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

 

[dzneprincess]

TOP ???

 

[taeja71]

Are we going to be posting in size six and seven from now on?

 

[taeja71]

Amanda TOP DOG, I didn't type fast enough!

 

[dzneprincess]

haha beat cha to the top! lol i like it big and bold!!

 

[taeja71]

I can't leave myself at 299 tonight. So, here's post 300! Post you all later!

 

[dzneprincess]

Woohoo she got 300 that calls for a drink and a dance!

 

[taeja71]

I can't believe that my e-mail is just now catching up to my posts! How frustrating, just when you think your getting a new post!- Pow right in the kisser! What phrase is that from? HMMM....I'm really signing out now.

 

[Krystina'sMommy]

[SIZE=2]HELLO! Sorry I've been away for so long![/SIZE] Wasn't getting any post emails again! TaeJa: Thanks for the link on the DFW meet, but unfortunately we are about 8 hours south of DFW. We lived there about 2 years ago. I really loved it there, but our families are all down here & we missed them. Dzne : that virus post was too cute! Amanda01: Sorry to hear about your stitches! I probably won't post again for a while because we are getting ready for our trip to Florida this coming Thursday. I'll get to see my sister while we are there! I'm excited! Haven't seen her since the cruise. Take care everyone! :wave2:

 

[Krystina'sMommy]

Guess I haven't mastered the changing color/font size yet! Oh well. I'll try again next time..................

 

[dzneprincess]

Well look who found us! Long time no hear from ya lady! Have a great trip! I hope that you have a safe trip and enjoy yourself!