That was funny Kat...![]()
That thread has provided lots of entertainment...like the old days on the DIS.Thanks to all you sweeties. I don't usually cry, and so this was a real doozy fo me. My stomach muscles hurt in the morning! Maybe not the best ab work out I have had, but it cleansed my soul!
And, as Heather posted there, is a good thread to read, though there are a lot of twists!!http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2649608
My winter blonde joke:
AS a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window.. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
Oh, and adding to my pretty low post count....
Any smilies you want to see, in about any catagory, let me know. I have a couple thousand stored over on photobucket, and if I don't have it, the Northern Duck may!
We can do another smilie post off
Oh and the joke above... I din't chose the name it wa there already!
Heather and Kat, this thread is cracking me up, and making me miss the oldtimers too! SIGH... back in the days when PopDaddy and Disunc were around all the time...
Hey, I can help it that I just don't have the obivious time to burn on here like you 2 do.....![]()
I liked the blonde one, too, Kat! You Tube doesn't work well for me here at work, sadly, it generally hits our firewall.
yep....it reminds me of the old days when peeps could have fun and mess around, and everyone took it as the joke that it was. I'm glad we can still do that here.![]()
you do realize that you said "I can help it" right......![]()
I was reading that one too, and was shocked that people were civil there too! It was great to see.Me too, Heather! And for the most part they did well on that thread. I just finished reading through all the way to the end, and most folks stayed pretty good throughout. Never did figure out who the OP was, though. Actually, I read one the other day on gay marriage, which I would have thought would be a SUPER hot button issue, but it stayed incredibly reasonable throughout, I was SHOCKED! I mean, there were definitely folks who didn't agree, but everyone stayed friendly!
He was doingyou do realize that you said "I can help it" right......![]()
Have a great time!I have the same problem.... My work place gets in the way of my fun place!
I have to go pack now, see you all later!![]()
This thread is a great pick me up! We used to chat and chat and chat here....would cover a page in about 2 min. sometimes.So I was not around in the OLD DAYS but I love this thread.... It makes me smile all day!![]()
Like I said, I think he was doingI bolded it for him but I think he missed that too![]()
Well, he knows now... I took 15 minutes to explain it to him last night... to which he said "well, they knew what I meant!"I bolded it for him but I think he missed that too![]()
Oh, I love it, T!100 Day is coming up in school. Well Emily has to do a project and put 100 of something on a poster board. Well I came up with 100 mickey heads from Home Depot. And yes I did have 100 laying aroundI have cut out 40 so far...
60 to go
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