WELLLL.... The one my idol apperently uses is: Hunyak:
Mit keresek, enn itt? Azt mondjok, hogy lakem lefogta a ferjemet
en meg lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok. Nem
tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tetten. Probaltam a rendorsegen
megmagyarazni de nem ertettek meg...
However you DON'T want to do that.
This is funny..but, kinda short..Glinda: Well, there has been much rumor and speculation... innuendo, outuendo... but let me set the record straight. According to the Time Dragon Clock, the melting occurred at the 13th hour; a direct result of a bucket of water thrown by a female child. Yes, the Wicked Witch of the West is dead!
I'M WORKING ON IT! Okay, I would just look around on this site, it has scripts for a bunch of shows.
http://libretto.musicals.ru/letter.php?language=1