Sassy Somethings - Happy November

[coles1mom]

Bonnie. why did you have to pick up Bubba Gump shrimp? I thought they delivered.

neener, neener, Cole is home today, so I've had a shower

Tricia, need your imput on the vaccine please.

Becca, I will gladly trade a bedside commode for a toilet.

Angie, Cole has now become a Magenta fan

The beat goes on

 

[Toot Sweet]

Judi, you smell MUCH BETTER! B&BW is having a big fat sale right now, perhaps you should stock up on cleaning and odor-covering products.

Angie, I hear ya on that. I feel huge. Not to mention, I'm going to melting pot tongith and will be gorging myself on cheese fondue!

 

[coles1mom]

Toot, that e-mail came in Friday and since I'm homebound, 11) B&BW items are being shipped as we type.

JCPenney has already shipped as well.

Gift cards are

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Tricia~do you have the Wii Fit? I keep seeing it advertised, but I don't get it. You just stand on it and exercise? What do you need the Fit for-you could do that without it!

We don't have it but my kids want it. Well I want it too. I think exercising on it would be fun but the kids want it for certain games. You stand on it for skiing I know. Colin wanted to get a game yesterday but you had to have that in order to play. I looked while we were in Walmart yesterday and today I checked Sam's and neither place had it.

Bonnie I'm sorry your day started off bad. Since it's Caitlin's birthday things can only get better. How old is she now?

 

[mishasmom]

Judi, you smell MUCH BETTER! B&BW is having a big fat sale right now, perhaps you should stock up on cleaning and odor-covering products.

Angie, I hear ya on that. I feel huge. Not to mention, I'm going to melting pot tongith and will be gorging myself on cheese fondue!

Drip some chocolate on your shirt just for me and Bex, k?

Stay away from B&BW unless you don't fear for your life-those shoppers are maniacs!

 

[jbmom]

Drip some chocolate on your shirt just for me and Bex, k?

Stay away from B&BW unless you don't fear for your life-those shoppers are maniacs!

And please take a picture for us!

I'm going to B&BW tonight, I have to take the boys too since Brian is out of town till Thursday. I can send Brendan in betweeen those crazy shoppers, he's small and wily.

 

[frndofpooh]

Bonnie - what a crappy day! You need a long soak and a glass of chardonnay. Or, how about I bring you a cosmo? Garnished with lime? It's a taste sensation, you know! Tomorrow can only be better, sistah!

Becca - pick up a loofah for me, will ya? I'm scaling away! I think it is age-related

Angie - I am still watching Top Chef. I like Richard and Stephanie too, but I guess I'd give the edge to Richard. His food is cool! I don't care for the other two who are left - their food is dull. Thanks for the research about FNS, girlfriend! Saved me a trip on the information superhighway!

Tricia - so you can learn to ski on a Wii? That sounds like fun! Are you all going to get one?

Judi - what's up, lady? I like the Gardasil vaccine but I wish they would give it to boys too. I can't tell you how many young girls with bad paps I had to counsel when I worked public health. HPV is a bad thing. But, it takes two to tango, so shoot the boys too I say.

Hi, Kimmy!

 

[coles1mom]

Thanks for the info Wilma. Cole is freaked out over shots, so I thought Tricia could tell her Kelsie & Kendall survived the first round.

You'd think in this house, any help against cancer would be jumped at.


Two reason a redneck murder is so hard to solve:





The DNA all matches and no dental records.
Yep I'm the reason they call it a TOOTHbrush.

 

[coles1mom]

Cole amazes me at times

Not only does she help me with Mom but, Mr. Judi & I go to bed last night. On our pillows are a 3 piece package of sweetarts and a breath-right strip.

I don't think I've laughed so hard in days. We're trying to figure out if she wanted us to get a good nights sleep, or if she needed one.

Have a wonderful Wednesday.

Becca: GO WINGS

 

[KimmyDisneyNerd]

Good Morning, Ladies.

Work is a mess today

 

[coles1mom]

Morning Kimmy

Shall I come clean that mess for you?

 

[jbmom]

Cole amazes me at times

Not only does she help me with Mom but, Mr. Judi & I go to bed last night. On our pillows are a 3 piece package of sweetarts and a breath-right strip.
I don't think I've laughed so hard in days. We're trying to figure out if she wanted us to get a good nights sleep, or if she needed one.

Have a wonderful Wednesday.

Becca: GO WINGS

Judi, I am laughing so hard at that! What a sweetie! Did you put them to good use? Is she out of school yet?

Morning Kimmy!

 

[coles1mom]

Morning Becca

No we didn't use em. But I laughed so hard, I almost had to use the inhaler
Tomorrow is her last 1/2 day. Now I'm shopping for summer clothes for her.

She is sure a hoot sometimes

 

[jbmom]

Online shopping is always fun. I should have listened to Angie and stayed away from B&BW last night it was a mad house! I came out with 12 new shower gels for $23. Can't beat that. I would have bought them online but I could only use my $10 coupon in the store.

Does she have any big plans for the summer?

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Morning sassies!

Judi you have raised such a sweet girl there.

Morning Kimmy. What's going on at work?

Hi Becca. Did the Wings play again last night?

Kendall's cheer practice started yesterday. This will keep us busy through the summer. She came home so excited because all of her practice uniforms came in as well as her shoes.

<------ That's her on top. Yes, she's a flyer because she is such a little thing.

Today's the big day for Kelsie. I'm taking her to get her Driver's License. I stopped at the insurance agency yesterday to add her to our policy. Since she doesn't have her own car it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be money wise.

I almost forgot, Happy Hump Day!

 

[KimmyDisneyNerd]

I just read about your turndown service!

Judi when you come to clean can you maybe see if they can do something about the elevators too, I am much to big to climb 4 flights of stairs this early in the morning

Becca

 

[KimmyDisneyNerd]

Hey Tricia

Interestingly enough, I work in auto insurance and they have our systems completly screwed up today. Came in for overtime at 5AM and haven't really done too much (I guess that's good)

 

[jbmom]

Good morning Tricia! The Wings play tonight and they better win. I may not watch and if I do I'm calling Brian so he can talk to me through the whole game. It as fun when you have no one to yell at! He'll be home tomorrow, I'm glad he doesn't travel much for work.

Wow, an official driver! Are you ready? I think it's good that she doesn't have her own car yet, I can tell you stories that would make your hair turn grey about what I ran into when I turned 16 and my parents gave me a car. The cars back then were more like tank though! Is this Kendall's first year of cheerleading? I bet she is excited!

Kimmy, I hear ya about walking up 4 flights of stairs. Maybe I should do it more often and then it wouldn't bother me. My "lifestyle change" isn't going so well.

 

[coles1mom]

Kimmy, no can do with the vaters. I'll send you some help though

Tricia, driver's license already Where does the time go?

Becca, I have been trying to figure out something for Cole to do. She doesn't need to spend her summer helping with Mom. Ladies, any ideas would be greatly appreciated. ( Mom is pretty much couch or bed ridden & yes for the time being I can lift her)

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Hey Tricia

Interestingly enough, I work in auto insurance and they have our systems completly screwed up today. Came in for overtime at 5AM and haven't really done too much (I guess that's good)

That just gives you more DIS time. It's all good.

Wow, an official driver! Are you ready? I think it's good that she doesn't have her own car yet, I can tell you stories that would make your hair turn grey about what I ran into when I turned 16 and my parents gave me a car. The cars back then were more like tank though! Is this Kendall's first year of cheerleading? I bet she is excited!

No, I'm probably not ready but it's the letting go and letting her grow up thing that I'm trying really hard to do. She turned sixteen in December and I wouldn't let her get the license then. 16 1/2 now so we think it's time. Becca please don't tell me your driving stories. I don't think my heart could take it.

Becca, I have been trying to figure out something for Cole to do. She doesn't need to spend her summer helping with Mom. Ladies, any ideas would be greatly appreciated. ( Mom is pretty much couch or bed ridden & yes for the time being I can lift her)

Judi what kinds of things is she into? What about her friends?