S/O thread - things you want to say to people in real life...

[Gabes_mommy]

Inspired by the "things you want to say in threads" post let's do a vent thread about things we'd like to say in real life but we know we can't.

When you post on Facebook that working all day and then having to come home and take care of a puppy is "so exhausting" it makes you look pathetic and is a slap in the face to all the working and stay at home mothers out there. Get a life!

Ah, I feel better....anyone else?

 

[NMAmy]

Please quit talking about sports.

 

[Jennasis]

Pay your bills you freaking deadbeat.

 

[DisneyBamaFan]

Your kids are freaking animals...

 

[wvjules]

No you can't claim your deadbeat 24 year old daughter on your taxes because you have given her some money to help support her 4 offspring!

Are you kidding me? She's not working because she "needs a break"? She's got 4 kids for crying out loud! I didn't realize working at JCPenny was that freakin stressful!

Yes, you are an idiot. I can do it way faster than the time it will take to show you how to do it and way way way faster than the time it takes you to comprehend it.


Wow! That felt GOOD!

 

[Handbag Lady]

Please don't come on our anniversary trip with us. We didn't invite you because it is our wedding annivesary.

 

[Pakey]

If I can pick up my dog's poop when I walk them, you can pick up your dog's too.

 

[Mermaid02]

You can look at my husband like that all you want...... he's my husband.

If you are so exhausted from working, keeping house and driving your kids to and from practice, lessons and clubs- stop crabbing about it on Facebook and let something go. You are NOT the busiest person on the face of the Earth- sorry to break it to you.

 

[Briarmom]

Please wax.

 

[kellyg403]

Actually you are not better than the rest of the world. Just different. Way to different for words...and NOT IN A GOOD WAY!

Kelly

 

[stashbin]

Please wax.

OMG!!

 

[Ephany]

Stop blaming other people for your problems. You're an adult now, act like it!

 

[jen0610]

I am sorry you left your husband, moved in with your boy friend, then 4 months later he asked you to move out, leaving you in a mad scramble to find some where to live. Sorry, your flat busted broke and your kids are nickel and dimeing you to death. Sorry, do to your life choice, you don't have the money to go on your quaterly long weekend to Pigeon Forge. Sorry, you are brown bagging it, instead of eating out every day.

But YOU MADE YOUR BED, NOW LIE IN IT. Stop treating everybody around you in this office, like crap, just because your world has been turned upside down by YOUR OWN HAND. I have my own family/life issue I am dealing with. But I leave them at the gate when I come to work.

Pull your big girl panties up, ACT LIKE A GROWN UP AND GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE!! I am beyond tired of hearing your moaning and groaning about how unfair life is. Get the memo - LIFE ITSN'T FAIR - NEVER WAS, NEVER WILL BE!!

 

[Piglets Mommy]

You were mean in HS and you are still mean 25 years later. THAT'S why half the class "unfriended" you after the reunion.

 

[Luv2Scrap]

Oh, thank you! I was thinking about starting a thread for this too!

Yes, I am going to school so that I can hopefully get a better job and make LOTS more money. You might be going to school *for the same degree you've already received* (on my tax money, again.) because you want to be a career student and don't want to grow up and get a real job, but I actually plan to USE my degree.

No, I am NOT happy with the amount of money I make now. Just because you are okay with living on welfare and begging for money from other people, doesn't mean I should be happy with the (low end) middle class income I make. I have rather expensive tastes, and I want to make enough money to fund them. You, on the other hand, have expensive tastes, and you want others to fund them for you. Not happening!

Yes, I am proud of you for going to school, but again, you already got this degree. How did you convince them to pay for you to get it again?

Oh, and no, I don't quite consider our workload to be the same. I spent a year at your community college, and while it was challenging, my private college *accelerated* plan is definitely harder. Not to mention, I am working full time while I'm doing it, and you are not working at all.

Oh, wow! That really did feel good!

 

[ginna74]

YOU NEED to watch over her better then you have!!!!!! Come on, right now things are not any better then they were before!!! I think they are worse maybe!

 

[~disneydiva~]

You don't disipline your son, but you're shocked when he gets expelled from school for hitting other kids/the teacher? Oh and he got kicked out of his daycare? Shocking!

 

[Luv2Scrap]

Work related one here...

No, the county will NOT pay for your daycare because you work a part-time job and your baby's daddy (who happens to live right there with you and has no job) is too lazy/irresponsible/can't be trusted with the baby. If that is the case, leave the deadbeat loser, and then call us back.

 

[SC Minnie]

Are you just stupid?!?!?!?! I don't understand WHY you took your cheating husband back after he left you on Christmas day saying he didn't love you anymore. Can't you see he is back only because he has no where else to go??? He is using you because he got fired from his job due to his 'hoing around instead of working. I don't care what he promises you, he will most likely cheat again. A 4+ time cheater does not really change. Sorry.

 

[belle&sebastiansmom]

Constantly quoting indie music lyrics or independent films doesn't make you seem smarter, you just lack creativity.

Ditto with facebook status shuffle.