Roll call for the 10/23/2004 Western Magic. Who's with us?

[pmcougar05]

Hey, i just got tickets to a nascar race...the tampons 200, wanna know how i got some tickets....well, i pulled some strings....haha. New word....owner. I made a bet with this girl, but i lost, so i ended up owner a beer. I don't know about you all, but whoever came up with this thing of working for a living should be shot!

patrick

 

[faithmagicmickey]

YOU GUYS ARE JUST TOO FUNNY :thewave:



OK you guys here is a good "red neck" joke for all of us that are flying soon:

Basic Flying Rules:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly in the edges.
:space:


Hey all have a great weekend

Faith

 

[pmcougar05]

The Beer Tune (sung to Doe a Deer)

Dough, with which I buy my beer;
Ray, the guy I buy beer from;
Me, the guy I buy beer for;
Fa, the distance to the store.
So, I think I'll have a beer.
La.... la la la la la laaaaa...
Te, no thanks, I'll have a beer.
And that will bring us back to dough.

So everyone practice up cuz there will be a quiz on the ship!

patrick

 

[pmcougar05]

The Beer Prayer

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
Barmen.

patrick

 

[faithmagicmickey]

LOL :thewave:

 

[BeanoC]

Sounds like this party could get pretty crazy. Maybe I better tell my wife to bring some of them eatin' britches. You know - undershorts ya eat. My favorite are the biscuits and gravy ones.


Redneck word: in air

"I had mexican food for lunch, so I wouldn't go in air if I was y'all."



'Beano'

 

[RonnieJo66]

Beano:
Redneck word....flares

If'n you want me to bring them eatin' britches.....you better pick me up some pink "flares" you know the pink tulip kind

Smiles,

RonnieJo

 

[jiminyC_fan]

Oh my goodness, I log off yesterday and came back to all this. My sides are hurting from laughing. Way too funny!

Beano, nah, you don't owe me a beer! Don't even know what you are talking about.

 

[BeanoC]

Well, now that we aren't going to Cayman, look at all that money I am saving by missing Capt. Marvins! LOL

What WILL I do with it??

I think we are just going to take a quick look around Costa Maya but not do any excursion, and then take advantage of the pools on board while everyone else is gone!

Ok, my next word: Fascinate.


"My pants have 9 buttons, but after brunch at Palo, I can only fascinate".



'Beano'

 

[pmcougar05]

On that note, tumor....when we go up to the bar and ask the bartender for tumor beers, one for me and the sexy lady. Its friday, but not quite beer thirty yet, may have to go home and have me a corona....it has just been one of those weeks, but can we all say....3 more weeks! Does anyone know if they have kareoke on the ship, may have to get up and do some friends in low places.

patrick

 

[pdarrah]

Hi Everyone!

Just wanted to let you know that according to the tech folks, the dissappearing post problem has been fixed. They said there was a signature with a bit of bad code and that any posts following that one weren't displaying on a page....

Supposedly it is fixed now and I went back several pages and saw a number of the "missing" ones are there now. (For those who want to see if they missed anything, the problem started around the 22nd - I think.)

Pamela

PS - Still no docs

 

[pmcougar05]

Well, i hate to rub it in, but i got my docs last friday...picked them up at my rental office last night, did my happy dance, go me, its my birthday....shaking my itty bitty bootay. I guess over on the west coast the mailperson, being politically correct, has to let it go through 5 times before they deliver. Speaking of politcally correct, i got this story....vertically challenged native american riding hood....haha, they stole that phrase from me, vertically challenged! Cause i myself am vertically challenged...5'6, but i can put beer down like a 6'0 man!

patrick

 

[BeanoC]

Patrick, funny you should ask about Karaoke, 'cuz they do have it, and Tim and I did 'Friends in Low Places' twice last year!



Ok, here's another one: Disease


"Honey, disease pants make my butt look big"??



'Beano'

 

[skylynx]

THEY'RE HERE!!!

Happy happy day! On the stoop when I got home was this plain brown box with our magical cruise docs in them...and they're right! (Last cruise DCL said I had two daughters named Noelle and no sons). :-(

Docs say Costa Maya arrival at 7:30 am, departure at 5:15 pm. That's good...if I fall off my horse I still have time to limp back to the ship.

Patrick...I'm bringing my own Brit along. You and he can perhaps catch up with beans on toast and cream crackers. Warning: he is really into making puns. He can't stop himself.

Happy doc dance!!!!!! La la la la!

 

[abitjaded]

Heidi, Coloradoans got Docs??? None here, still. I am growing very afraid. Looks like this group is a serious drain on the finances if I am last.

Cheri, can you get books in enough time? If so, I am willing to donate $20, if you can do it let me know. P.M. me and I'll send a check. Rats, wish I had know about all this sooner, Scholastic was just at our school last week and I could have bagged some then, we had two tables of Spanish language kid books.

Welcome to Darren and Rachel, what did you CM at?

And welcome to Patrick, who by now obviously does not need an introduction.

Don't know a single Redneckism, but I have been reading Eats, Shoots and Leaves. Now there is a compendium of malaprops, purely based on punctuation. To quote the author, Lynne Truss:

"A women, without her man, is nothing.
A women: without her, man is nothing."

Is it Land's End or is it Lands' End? The company denies they have a problem.

"New members welcome drink." Ms. Truss comments, doubtless true. Doubtless true for this DISer's group, also.

Carla

 

[pmcougar05]

No, honey.....all the pants you have make your butt look big, that'll shut her up, for a minute. And beano, have her bring some fruit roll-ups too, in case i find a woman, i am kinda on a diet, i would gain lots of weight from them there biscuits and gravy. Well it is beer thirty everyone....have a good weekend, can't wait to see more exciting, thrilling posts, i am an addict now!

patrick

 

[kamgen]

I think ya'll are crazy! And that's a good thing!!!
I cannot wait to cruise.....

 

[tarzanman]

You guys are busy. It took me an hour to catch up on posts.

I told you to never trust a monkey!

 

[BeanoC]

Tim, time to edit that profile, buddy. I don't think you'se in Michigan no more. Eek eek, can I have a banana?


Here's one of my old favorites: Pert near.

"I am glad this cruise is almost here. I have been waiting pert near a year fer it".



'Beano'

 

[DMoss3377]

Man oh man...took me a while to catch up. Man you guys need a job! LOL

I forgot to give you guys the address to see pics of my new pup!

http://community.webshots.com/user/dmoss3377

Well, I've got a list a mile long to git done before Monday! So I best git ter it!