Riddle me this!
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oldkicker
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Yesterday's:
Determine which of the following letters doesn't belong:
S D F G H J T L
and explain why!
'T' - the others are in a row on the keyboard - the 'T' shoud be a 'K'
paras4ri - YESTERPANTS!
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Determine which of the following letters doesn't belong:
S D F G H J T L
and explain why!
'T' - the others are in a row on the keyboard - the 'T' shoud be a 'K'
paras4ri - YESTERPANTS!
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oldkicker
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No need to stop DISing at The Smith Mansion in Las Cruces, New Mexico.....there are free computers and DSL in each of the rooms!
Boo'sMom
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Morning Bernie.
Hope all is well.....woke up in an absolutely foul mood today....a carry over of last night.....maybe I should go back to bed....
PM Sent..
Hey...first page.....there's a bright light this morning!!!
Hope all is well.....woke up in an absolutely foul mood today....a carry over of last night.....maybe I should go back to bed....
PM Sent..
Hey...first page.....there's a bright light this morning!!!
)
oldkicker
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Okay - Boo'sMom - we can't have you grumping around the riddle this morning....
You asked for it....
What did Snow White say when she dropped off her film to be developed?
Some day my prints will come.
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
What do you call a crab that plays baseball?
A pinch hitter.
You asked for it....
What did Snow White say when she dropped off her film to be developed?
Some day my prints will come.
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
What do you call a crab that plays baseball?
A pinch hitter.
Boo'sMom
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Good Morning to you too YEPOD.....we've missed you.
Great, the dreaded IHSEIM to start my day...I have to tell you though Bernie, the Generals/sleevies is one of my all time favorites!!!!!!
I'll have another cup of coffee and try again.....
Great, the dreaded IHSEIM to start my day...I have to tell you though Bernie, the Generals/sleevies is one of my all time favorites!!!!!!
I'll have another cup of coffee and try again.....
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oldkicker
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Okay, okay - I'm taking your lack of comment as a sign I should continue....
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew the doctor's habit and would always have a drink waiting. But one day the bartender ran out of hazelnut extract, so he substituted hickory nuts. When the doctor arrived, he took a sip and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"
"No, I'm sorry," the bartender replied. "It's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
There's a small German town near Munich called Pfilzerplatz, and the town is renowned for producing fine stationery. Anyway, Munich had a problem -- the thousands of stray dogs in the city were breeding with one another and overrunning the city. So the people of Munich banded together and ran the dogs out of the city. Unfortunately, the dogs appeared in Pfilzerplatz. The dogs took over everything, and the mayor decided to evacuate the town. The paper mills were shut down, and everyone left.
But a couple days later, the townsfolk, watching their town from the hills, saw smoke rising from the smokestacks. They knew no humans were left in the town, so they concluded that the dogs had learned to operate the factories.
The mayor hurried to Munich's town hall and pleaded, "You've got to help us! The mills are alive with the hounds of Munich!"
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew the doctor's habit and would always have a drink waiting. But one day the bartender ran out of hazelnut extract, so he substituted hickory nuts. When the doctor arrived, he took a sip and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"
"No, I'm sorry," the bartender replied. "It's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
There's a small German town near Munich called Pfilzerplatz, and the town is renowned for producing fine stationery. Anyway, Munich had a problem -- the thousands of stray dogs in the city were breeding with one another and overrunning the city. So the people of Munich banded together and ran the dogs out of the city. Unfortunately, the dogs appeared in Pfilzerplatz. The dogs took over everything, and the mayor decided to evacuate the town. The paper mills were shut down, and everyone left.
But a couple days later, the townsfolk, watching their town from the hills, saw smoke rising from the smokestacks. They knew no humans were left in the town, so they concluded that the dogs had learned to operate the factories.
The mayor hurried to Munich's town hall and pleaded, "You've got to help us! The mills are alive with the hounds of Munich!"
Boo'sMom
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Okay...I'm actually smiling now....not so much for the really bad jokes....but because you actually took the time to type them all in.....thanks so much!!!!!
Now, if I just get my pants....
and maybe a second cup of coffee.
Now, if I just get my pants....
and maybe a second cup of coffee.
Honey.....you're here!!!!!!!!! WELCOME BACK!!!!!
KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS!!!!
.....thank goodness I have someone to distract me from those gawd awful attempts at humor.....
.....though I have to admit....I did giggle at a few of them.....and you know me when I giggle....I usually roll sooner or later.....LOL LOL LOL
GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE!!!!
KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS!!!!
.....thank goodness I have someone to distract me from those gawd awful attempts at humor.....
.....though I have to admit....I did giggle at a few of them.....and you know me when I giggle....I usually roll sooner or later.....LOL LOL LOL
GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE!!!!
oldkicker
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Hiya, Kim! Nice to see you here! Ya' know - getting the riddle is completely optional here.
LOL, paras4ri! Love it!
Marge, Tina, and Cindy had made plans to attend the premiere of Madonna's film Evita. All three looked forward to the event, but at the last minute an unforeseen emergency at work prevented Cindy from going with them. Feeling bad for Cindy's sake, the other two sniffled and wept. But Cindy consoled them: "Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina."
A group of friars lived in a monastery. As with many monasteries, the friars found it necessary to run a small business to support themselves. They ran a floral shop. One day one of the friars brought in an exquisite find: a Venus fly trap. It was such a cute thing, they couldn't bear to sell it, so they just kept it on display. But after a while, it grew so big that flies were no longer enough to satisfy it. It ate cockroaches, but it kept growing. It ate mice, but it still kept growing. It ate chipmunks, squirrels, cats, then raccoons and dogs and ponies. Finally the villagers got wise to this and attempted to put a stop to it. But try as they might, no one could. One way or another, the friars outsmarted the townsfolk and raided their farms of large animals. Finally the villagers pooled their money and hired a professional named Hugh to come in and capture the friars. Hugh stormed the monastery, destroyed the fly trap, captured the friars, and turned them over to the police.
The moral of this story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Nice to see you here! Ya' know - getting the riddle is completely optional here. LOL, paras4ri! Love it!
Marge, Tina, and Cindy had made plans to attend the premiere of Madonna's film Evita. All three looked forward to the event, but at the last minute an unforeseen emergency at work prevented Cindy from going with them. Feeling bad for Cindy's sake, the other two sniffled and wept. But Cindy consoled them: "Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina."
A group of friars lived in a monastery. As with many monasteries, the friars found it necessary to run a small business to support themselves. They ran a floral shop. One day one of the friars brought in an exquisite find: a Venus fly trap. It was such a cute thing, they couldn't bear to sell it, so they just kept it on display. But after a while, it grew so big that flies were no longer enough to satisfy it. It ate cockroaches, but it kept growing. It ate mice, but it still kept growing. It ate chipmunks, squirrels, cats, then raccoons and dogs and ponies. Finally the villagers got wise to this and attempted to put a stop to it. But try as they might, no one could. One way or another, the friars outsmarted the townsfolk and raided their farms of large animals. Finally the villagers pooled their money and hired a professional named Hugh to come in and capture the friars. Hugh stormed the monastery, destroyed the fly trap, captured the friars, and turned them over to the police.
The moral of this story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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