Riddle me this! (NOT TODAY'S!!)

[oldkicker]

LOL, Steph!

And Mrs. jones was carrying the twins, the diaper bag, the groceries, the dog on a leash and was wearing a Carmen Miranda-type fruit hat!

Glad to hear your furbaby came through the night okay. I hope she's back home soon.

 

[oldkicker]

Baboo!
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[Lars624]

I am so glad that your dog is alright Steph!

And Mrs. jones was carrying the twins, the diaper bag, the groceries, the dog on a leash and was wearing a Carmen Miranda-type fruit hat!

and he said "Did you remember to stop at the post office & the cleaners?"

 

[The LK 4]

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[Boo'sMom]

Mrs. Jones turned to her husband and said, "I don't know what you're complaining about because if you gave me one of your parcels, I would have twice as many as you and if I gave you just one of mine, we would have equal loads."

But NOOOOOOO...you don't think you should carry any more packages...Yooooooouu have a bad back....well you should try carrying this whole damn family on your back like I do...just one day Mister....you'd never make it....


and with that...Mrs. Jones dropped all of her packages and stormed off in a huff!!!!!


With that last comment ringing in his head, Mr. Jones turned abrubtly towards his wife and...

Mrs. jones was carrying the twins, the diaper bag, the groceries, the dog on a leash and was wearing a Carmen Miranda-type fruit hat!



and he said,"you know, when I asked you to marry me, IHSEIM, I was thinking of long walks on sandy beaches, hammocks hanging from the palm trees, ice cold corona in a big ole bucket in the sand...

With that Mrs. Jones got misty-eyed and said to her husband:

 

[The LK 4]

Back to the story...


Slowly she turned, step by step...

 

[oldkicker]

And then he says "Have you seen my keys??" LOL!

 

[Boo'sMom]

speechless.....she dropped the dog leash.........



















(Hunny's back in the house now...)

 

[Lars624]

and put both hands around his neck............and began to ......

 

[Boo'sMom]

squeeze really tight and said:

 

[dianeschlicht]

"Where's the hammock?"

 

[dianeschlicht]

I am afraid to say this, but can I be on top?

And, yes, that IS part of the continuing story!....

 

[oldkicker]

Whoops - I missed the story here...

Because I'D like to becarried for once!

 

[dianeschlicht]

So sorry, but page 7 had me rolling on the floor, and when I saw the story, I thought it fit right into my wandering mind.....!

 

[Boo'sMom]

While Mr. Jones' eyes started to water, and he turned a beautiful shade of lime green, he pointed behind her and said:

 

[dianeschlicht]

LOL, Bern! You gotta keep up with the story!!!

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

<font face="Comic Sans MS"><font color=navy>Good morning, everyone!

I've got my pm in, and waitin' for the results.

 

[dianeschlicht]

While Mr. Jones' eyes started to water, and he turned a beautiful shade of lime green, he pointed behind her and said:

Is that YOUR thong???

 

[oldkicker]

Shep!
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[yepod]

& she said "NO, it's my moon!"

look & see!