Regular Guys For Bush....

[Elwood Blues]

http://www.regularguysforbush.org


1. Regular guys do not spend $400.00 or more on haircuts.

2. Regular guys brag about their SUV's, or any other car. They would never say "my family owns an SUV, but I don't".

3. Regular guys know the difference between medals and ribbons, if they earn them. Regular guys do not throw away hard earned rewards or honors bestowed on them.

4. If a regular guy bought a $750,000 yacht, he would not name it "Scaramouche".

5. Regular guys never ask “Do you know who I am?”.

6. "...the nonpartisan Center for Responsive Politics found that Kerry accepted more money from lobbyists than any other Senator over the past 15 years..." - a regular guy barely knows what that means, but it doesn't sound good.

 

[septbride2002]

To use your own words

Yawn.

 

[denisenh]

I second that yawn

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Something more like it......

 

[crazyforgoofy]

Does a regular guy depend on his daddy's pals to get him jobs and keep him outta Vietnam?

Does a regular guy say this:

"You know, I could run for governor but I'm basically a media creation. I've never done anything. I've worked for my dad. I worked in the oil business. But that's not the kind of profile you have to have to get elected to public office."
George W. Bush, 1989

 

[Patch'sD]

Regular Guys Don't Get Botox injections; Kerry

Regulare Guys Don't Get their Nails Done; Kerry

 

[Elwood Blues]

Well there's two people who's ignore list I'm not on.

 

[Patch'sD]

Regular Guys Don't Whine Day in and Day out. Kerry

 

[DawnCt1]

Regular guys don't order a Philly steak and cheese with "swiss" and eat it with a knife and fork.

 

[chadfromdallas]

Originally posted by Patch'sD
Regular Guys Don't Whine Day in and Day out. Kerry

Its hard work.

You sure thats not a bush one?

 

[dmadman43]

Originally posted by crazyforgoofy
Does a regular guy depend on his daddy's pals to get him jobs and keep him outta Vietnam?

Does a regular guy say this:

"You know, I could run for governor but I'm basically a media creation. I've never done anything. I've worked for my dad. I worked in the oil business. But that's not the kind of profile you have to have to get elected to public office."
George W. Bush, 1989

Actually, yes.

 

[Patch'sD]

Regular Guys Don't have fantasy meetings with the UN Security Council. Kerry

 

[JetsFan73]

This is my kind of post.....regular guys for Bush!!

Too funny.

 

[tar heel]

Bush IS a regular guy. Won't admit he's wrong even when it's totally obvious. I bet he doesn't ask for directions either. But if you guys insist that Bush is a regular guy, I'm sure you'll agree that being a cheerleader is a real regular guy thing to do.

The whole idea that any of these four characters are regular guys is ludicrous. Cheney and Edwards have been regular guys during their lives, but they're not any more. Bush and Kerry are not regular guys and never have been.

 

[Elwood Blues]

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[dmadman43]

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[acepepper]

Regular guys don't need laxatives.

 

[grinningghost]

Do they belch and pass gas?

If you answered "yes" - then they're all regular guys.

 

[Patch'sD]

Regular guys don't walk around with Orange Skin; Kerry

Regular guys don't let other guys walk around with your Kill; Kerry

Regular guys don't dress like sperm; Kerry

 

[acepepper]

Originally posted by Patch'sD
Regular guys don't let other guys walk around with your Kill; Kerry

Regular guys don't let other guys do their killing for them; Bush.

 

[chadfromdallas]

Originally posted by acepepper
Regular guys don't let other guys do their killing for them; Bush.

BAM! score one for acepepper!