Red-neck letter....

Redneck Motor Home.

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Originally posted by JohnTBap


My location alone suggests that I know EXACTLY how to handle a rifle. Care to come down and find out?

WEllllllllllllllllllllll, seein' as how Miss Scarlett killed a Yankee with a gun, I'll reckon that you're a crack shot............but I'll bet that your shootin' is better than your mountin':p :p :p :p .....

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Ten Ways to Tell if a Red Neck has been Working on your computer:

10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is painted in camoflague.

And the number #1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on your computer is....

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".....
 
Eros, it is not very gentlemanly to discuss "happenings" in the boudoir with the opposite sex.
 

Originally posted by vickylan
Eros, it is not very gentlemanly to discuss "happenings" in the boudoir with the opposite sex.

You're right, VICKY:) :). I'm more of a Yankee scoundrel than a Southern gentleman:jester: :jester: :jester: :jester:
 
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