This is why
YAK will never be on ignore!
C11: I'd gladly give you back your Molly Ivins and Al Franken books. Except. Well, we had this priest over our house and he exorcised both of them. Sorry.
And we're not even Catholic.
Anybody else notice how
HG is constantly dropping the names of the liberal glitterati? I am beginning to think that it is she, and not Mel, who is the REAL plant.
Mel: read the next installment of your "trip report." Laughed hard. I like that your Mom is trying to kill you. It humanizes you and makes the whole story more believable. The muffin-cookies made me laugh out loud. Not really, but you know what I'm saying.
MommyP: I saw the comment that JRS put on your TR. I think he meant that as a joke, it's derivative of Seinfeld.
LaLa: We all know you're sitting at your little desk, staring at your pathetic computer monitor trying not to do the silent shake. Shake away, sister! If you get fired, pack up your husband and kids and move west. I know a good lawyer who would gladly put you to work. One thing: you have to keep an eye out for the mad woman with the toxic muffins trying to water our silk plants. We pay well, but bring your own cheese. And there is a 2 keyboard per year limit. I learned that the hardway.
Maybe you should change yours to Rhoda now
I actually used my edit for the correct purpose.
JW: this was the funniest thing I've read in days!
for trying!! 
I only babysit 1 other. She is the same age as my Kaleb, she is my 2nd cousin and other than taking her diaper off and playing in the poo, she isn't much trouble and easy $$$. 
