Sadly for us (and anyone else who is tracking the frequency of my victory dances), ZZUB Family Game Night had to be cancelled. Try to contain your disappointment. Lil Zzub took ill last night and because Game Night is so, well, aggressive, Mrs. ZZUB thought we shouldnt let Lil Zzub get worked up. Which brings me to the point of this story (with remarkable speed; take note Mel): at 11:00 last night Lil Zzub, pulled a Kim all over Mrs. ZZUB. It was chunky. And soupy, not unlike the soup it resembled. And smelled a lot like the steak we had for dinner. I also thought I saw some corn. Still with me?
Pay back is murder, isnt it?!
She allegedly felt better afterwards and slept fine until 1:00 am when she came into our room and promptly, again, spewed forth, this time mostly liquid, on Mrs. ZZUB. At which point I, still mostly asleep rolled over and thought to myself, never a fanny pack handy when you need it.
Also: how glad am I that my daughter continues to choose my wife as her prime target?
LaLa: You did a good job on those settlement documents but some of the other assistants are complaining about the smell of cheese coming from your office. Also, my now former assistant has fingered you as a co-conspirator with the crazed muffin toting lady who insists on watering our silk plants. Ive got your back on that one, but try to tone down your use of cheese and stop humming the music from
Illuminations in the hallways. Its freaking everybody out.
Our wedding was at 6:00 pm because you cant have your reception at the Texaco during the lunch time rush.
Mel: When youre arrested and only get one call, it would be wise to
use the phone for your call. Dont post a message on a Disney related website and hope that some hapless lawyer, who doesnt even practice criminal law (let alone in Canada!) picks it up. Also, dont go Sheridacs route and send telepathic messages. They are way to easy to get intercepted. By a dog.
Master G: were you gone? Someone should have said something.
Sheridac: what do you mean no lawyers needed? Just because youre power is back on doesnt mean you dont need us. People ALWAYS need lawyers. Just ask us. Well tell you.