Reading, seeing and hearing

[Lil' Grumpy]

....well it looks lik everyone still peddlin around? but
i did n't see anyone makin loubon's famous chicken soup?
did see a chicken riding a motorcycle on tv? must been the
one who flew the coop or is that over the cookcoo nest?
[was there a wreck white-me[l] van parked out front?]

today is sunday...ok? could we keep the shoutin down?
i lik sleepin in,ok?

where was we?..rooster's house? nah, who cares what the zzzubbie
guy doing? but got to say, he makes goi-ong to the movies
into a potentially bio-hazzard incident. just for the record, i think
he always sitting beeehiney us! [or at least me]. hemmmmmmp,
still everyone would probably agree, he really burps his guts out on
..story tellin.

hope this dosn't start any debates over bird droppins....[gotta to keep
her clean here-it's sunday afterall] but it does seem lik-ity there are
more storks than hawks flying around these days. with all these personality
tests being spewed out..maybe we could make one of our own?...lik
what kind of bird are you?? [all rightie...lou-bird, you van put your
stick {up} finger down now!] ...i think i 'll let the ladies come up
[to the gusto} with the questions?
and noooooooo i'm not being a male chauvist p...y!
i just think they'll pick uppp some interestin ? bout breasts/tails feathers.
cos ? guys don't have the claririty? also they're much better in understandin
bidy functioning and divividing intooo parts/ p.s.. i am not! i repeat..
i'm not inviting any dirty {real} birds to do fly overs!

me, i think is pretty obvious..good ole chicken hawk!

mkaes u wonder what gammy puttin in her pot.....pies?


dear shelby: i being of acurious mind..did you keep any of your
scammi-pie pics? , i just wondering the kind of dance steps u
were doing?

sorry..sheir D ..there were techno diff culties yesterday..[i heard
something to do with zzub/melly crossing wires?]...but Happy A! Are
you going to tell us what your husby added to your lucky charms
collection? was it something....sweet? [well u did get all purty up]!

yzma...[kronker around?]..all of my teeth are killin me today...and
i don't know why but i "feel" lik blamin you!

ok..snot so a p! here's alil bunny story, i thought u might enjoy...
" A LADY OPENED HER REFRIGERATOR AN SAW A RABBIT [ LET'S
CALL HIM BUGS FOR CHARACTER]. HE WAS SITTING ON ONE OF
THE SELVES, OK? ME[L] ASKED HIM, "WHAT IN HOT SNOT ARE YOU
DOING IN THERE?" SHE BEGINS HOLERIN CAAALVINNNN! MR. B. [NOT
TO BE CONFUSED WITH ZZUB -BUT THEY DID LOOK ALIKE]...RESPONDED
WITH A SERIES OF & A LIL
FUMES!...LIL MOMMIE POPPINS HEARING ME[L] SCREAMS THOUGHT SHE
WAS OFFERIN FREE ICE CREAM..OR SOME OTHER KINDINER "SUIRTS" OF
WHIPPIN CREAM...OR OTHER TOPPINS DEDICATED TO HER FRIEND, MELONS?
SO SHE FORGOT HER BIKINI TOP[PER]..AFTER ALL IT'S SUMMER !! &
CAME A BURSTIN IN...WITH HER REACTIONS, "IF HE PEES, THEN YOU SPADE
HIM!"..WELL THAT SORTA SCARED GRUMPY TO DROPPED HIS FISHIN ...
POLE AND STARTED SINGING LA,LA,LA GOOD BYE, YOU ALL GOODIE PIES..
"I'M HEADING TO GAMMY SPICES CABNIET WHERE IT'S A SAFE HOUSE!"

TO BEEE DONE LATER, LIL GATORS! [THAT'S FOR ALL MY FAVORITE
BAMA FANS..INCLUDING LIL TOMMIE!] P.S. DON'T YOU JUST LIKE A LIL
BUNNY STORIES! [ESP. ALL U COTTON TAILS!]

ME? gotta afound up all the kids in our program..they're doing a radio
show this week....

 

[horsegirl]

Shelby baby. Listen to some groovy tunes, and come find me tonight. I will get you rockin'. Okay baby?


Okay, I know Leftie loves political commentary, so I pulled a few sentences of Molly this morning, as I was listening her tell tales of Ann Coulter throwing food, and talking about chickens on speed. Haley, I did not know the motto "Keep Austing Weird" was your city's buzz phrase! It suits you and silly girl! I know you don't love Texas, but Austin sounds artsy and way cool anyway. I have yet to visit Texas...one of the few states I have missed. Alaska? Yep I have been there, and Hawaii is on the play list for November, I think....

This woman is smart and funny- ........a fastpass, for sure. Today I dub her an honorary Strommer.

"I realize it's silly to let stupid people upset you, but I have had it with the wingnuts who go about claiming that liberals are delighted about Haditha or want to use it for nefarious public relations purposes.

Listen, twits, if you can't stop your petty little partisan games long enough to recognize Sad when you see it, then shut up." Molly Ivins, 6/11/06

This applies to several things, not just politics. Hay, Pooh, register independent baby, like me! tee hee hee, Leftie, you thought I was a Dem...didn't ya? heh heh heh, I am full of surprizes.......

 

[paslea_pooh]

Jen2.....Come over sweetie. I'm making some Red Sangria. We'll get you feeling better in no time.


*Grammy Alert* I spoke with grammy this morning. Actual speaking. Like on the telephone. She missess all of you. She said Heading home tomorrow and getting her laptop. She'll check in tomorrow. I filled her in on some of the Dis Drama as of late.


horseypoodleywoodleygirl...No offense taken. You'll be able to kiss hooP for real when we meet. Can't wait.


sher...hooP loves skirts. I hardly wear them. Hard to chase kids down when you have a skirt on. When I do wear them, he goes berzerk!!


I'm off to find my Sangria recipe.

Tink...this guys for you

 

[horsegirl]

Jen2.....Come over sweetie. I'm making some Red Sangria. We'll get you feeling better in no time.


*Grammy Alert* I spoke with grammy this morning. Actual speaking. Like on the telephone. She missess all of you. She said Heading home tomorrow and getting her laptop. She'll check in tomorrow. I filled her in on some of the Dis Drama as of late.


horseypoodleywoodleygirl...No offense taken. You'll be able to kiss hooP for real when we meet. Can't wait.


sher...hooP loves skirts. I hardly wear them. Hard to chase kids down when you have a skirt on. When I do wear them, he goes berzerk!!


I'm off to find my Sangria recipe.

Tink...this guys for you

does hoop shave his legs since he loves skirts? or is he more of a granola? and thank you, yes i will have to give that man a kiss, in an oh so platonic way, of course. and i cannot wiat either!

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Howdy everybody! Hope you're having a great Sunday. Drive by posting while Rhonda is finishing lunch. Got a busy day as you might imagine.

Chris - hubba hubba! wowie wowie! Remember Bugs Bunny when he saw the hot rabbit? That's me!

LOL

I think.

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[nicolemarie]

Hope everyone is enjoying a nice Sunday!!

SHER - Goodness Woman!!! You and the honey are lookers!! And so is the dinner you had - YUMMMMM!!!

Glad you had a fun time and Happy Anniversary to you. I would have been bummed had I missed the picture posts. Very nice. A happy marriage is a HUGE blessing and some hard work thrown in, too. Best wishes for many more great years!


YAK - SOOOOOO sorry about the dental appointment. YUCK! My FIL is a dentist - so we can get dental work AND still afford Disney.

Shelby - Are you serious about your weather? Girl, it is 100 degrees here today. Welcome to the Armpit of the South, people.

Rhonda, Marky Mark and GaCat - Special shout outs to the Central GA crew. And Rhonda, have you asked the ped about the strep shot - it's a MIRACLE, I say!!!

For the second time in a row, I have deleted the individual shout outs for fear of leaving someone out. Same reason I can't ever have "a few couples" over. I stress over hurting someone's feelings.

SHOUT OUT TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!

Have a great day!

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by nicolemarie : Today at 01:05 PM. Reason: I kid you not - 100 freakin' degrees!!!!

Nik~


I think I am not in like with you anymore. I am sitting here in sweatpants, a long sleeve shirt and a sweatshirt. I kid you not. I even have socks on. Which I usually don't. Wear socks that is. If I can help it. Stockings either. Just so ya know.

 

[sheridac]

sher...hooP loves skirts. I hardly wear them. Hard to chase kids down when you have a skirt on. When I do wear them, he goes berzerk!!

Then I shall wear my veriest shortest, just for him!!

 

[Loubon]

Sher, I went easy on you since I knew you'd be showing your DH.

Happy Anniversary Amy!


Hey Lil Grumpy.....I think Keith & Mick and the rest of The Stones were looking for you.....

 

[sheridac]

Sher, I went easy on you since I knew you'd be showing your DH.

Lou~

The man has known me for 25 years. He knows me well. I think you know what I mean.

 

[hooP]

does hoop shave his legs since he loves skirts? or is he more of a granola? and thank you, yes i will have to give that man a kiss, in an oh so platonic way, of course. and i cannot wiat either!

Actually, I do not shave, I wax, but lets not go there on such a lovely day.

All you gals are so nice to me, makes me feel happy happy. Sometimes being nice is even better than a kiss or a hug, well maybe not, but nice is excellent.

Year after year my mean sister in law asks me what I want for Xmas and I say "Do not get me anything, just be nice to me this year". Next thing I know she stuffs 50 bucks in an envelope and continues on with her evil ways.

There a lot of good hearts on this thread, we are blessed (Do I get 2 kisses for that?)...just kidding about the kisses (a little)

 

[jamal]

Back-from-church-pre-nap-shout out to ALL of you Vikings!!!

Okay, we went to see Cars last night. It was really good. The racing scenes just blew me away. Pixar Rocks. Larry The Cable Guy was really funny and I am currently trying to figure out how to work the phrase "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park" into everyday conversation

LaLaLaLaLa!! You can do it! It's easy down south. DH (Shrek) is already a master at this and we saw it last night too. Honestly, he could do the whole role if Larry the Cable Guy asks for too much money. Went to bed, woke up, and has been Tom-Mater ever since. Voice and all. I want to be Jam-Mater for awhile here, OK? LaLa and zzuB know why!


Happy Happy Happy Anniversary +1 to Mr. and Mrs. Aristocat!!!!!!!! 23 will be here before you know it, right Sher? We're at 18.

Shelby didn't know.

2I Hi!! At least gymnastics is in air-conditioning. Baseball is NOT and I'm sorry, Yanks, but it is easily 100,000 degrees in Music City.

I am going to announce that I will NOT be in a skirt, short or long, at the Maelstrom meet. I will, however, have a pedicure. I could never compete with Sher's legs.

Pooh, I hope you told Grammy I missed her the most and I will be there for supper as usual.

hooP, it might be time for another poem. I love them. When you have a sec.

Everyone else, consider yourselves missed, loved, liked, funny, and part of the group. Because, people, we are here for laughs and community and I want to do the best I can but I will not get everybody. Ever! no whining.

for Little Yellow LaLa,
Jam-Mater

 

[Loubon]

hooP ~ I'll be nice to you because I sure don't plan on hugging you, kissing you or giving you any money.

 

[jamal]

hooP..

BORG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, chopchop on that Horsey poem. Perfect.

 

[hooP]

Then I shall wear my veriest shortest, just for him!!

Short ones long ones
blue ones green ones
cotton ones silk ones
dirty ones clean ones
old ones new ones
Loose ones tight ones
expensive ones cheap ones
dark ones bright ones

If you have not guessed I just love skirts.

 

[hooP]

hooP ~ I'll be nice to you because I sure don't plan on hugging you, kissing you or giving you any money.

You better hope we never meet man, cause if we do, you will be getting a big pick you off your feet bear hug from me!

And I don't mean that in a Brokeback Mountain way!

If women kiss, men can hug. You just have to use the 3 second rule. No hugging for longer than 3 seconds.

 

[Loubon]

And I don't mean that in a Brokeback Mountain way!

Not that there's anything wrong with that......

 

[sheridac]

There a lot of good hearts on this thread, we are blessed (Do I get 2 kisses for that?)...just kidding about the kisses (a little)

Hoopie~

I have already promised to jump you, hug you, scream, laugh and cry on you, smell you and wear a short skirt for you.....

 

[AshClan]

(and Hay to Horsey....not that she's not a crazy, but, well, Hay)

Sher, You and your hubby are SUCH the cuties. Thanks so much for letting us share in your special date. Love,love,love the shoes, too!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY AMY and her CUTIEPIE hubby!!! Sorry most of us missed that yesterday (yes, I noticed that you didn't, Jen...good job).

YAK, poor baby! Hope you're recovering. I had them put me out for the wisdom teeth pulling. Never done it awake, but my sister said she'd rather have another baby with no drugs than do that again!!

Rhonda & Mark, to Wesley. Hope the Zithro does the trick. Otherwise, get those tonsils yanked, I tell ya! 40 years since I did it....and I STILL haven't had Strep again!

La2, thanks for not using the nickname! (Not that you could here....)

No Cars for us today. It's actually sunny, so we got a baseball game!!

Talk to you all later.

Love ya.

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by jamal : Today at 01:52 PM. Reason: sher, do you know when/where pluto goes next? cuz it's gonna take awhile for my family to say goodbye....

check your pm's baby!!