Reading, seeing and hearing Part 5

[Minnie_Moo]

I can't even think of any thing to say here. Dog, Mark? Help.

BDG

A DSYLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A BRA . . .

 

[bdg100]

Double post. Why do I feel like U/M right now? Oh right, she is well known for double posting. Go Utes.


BDG

 

[bdg100]

Not bad Moo. That one was a tough one. This one isn't. Good night Horsey.

BDG

 

[AshClan]

I saw !!!

Does that mean I was officially at the Maelstrom Meet.
And I joined in on Dorkapalooza??

You were there, baby. On the phone and in our hearts!!!!

People, for the love of nausea, PLEASE stop with the disgusting pics.

How's this for a "skaters change directions" fall morning:

 

[sleepydog25]

I can't even think of any thing to say here. Dog, Mark? Help.

BDG

A hairy man-bra. . .would look even better with bright red toenails. . .just sayin'. . .

 

[sleepydog25]

I know you ladies like men with big muscles and six pack abs. Enjoy.

BDG

This is an unauthorized release of a picture from my autobiography: One Man's Steroidal Haiku Fantasy

 

[firstmickey]

Good Morning Fastpassers!


ewwwwww on the pictures!



and here is today's riddle!


have a good day!

 

[sheridac]

Morning Shout Out ~

Tinkles, La{{{slurp}}} horseybabyborgtwinsister, melly, jenjenjen, gramgram, amy, haley, yak, kimmie, ash, jamal, frick, rhonda, NM, Sidmyborglil'sis, Marita, Shelby, Donna, MP, NAB, Gerri, MJ, ST, dre, moooooo, UTM, Twink, Bonnie and Garnish!!
boys-mark, hichappie, jwsweetie, louie, eddie, steven, masterg, Oz, D, Lacto, lil’g, Crash and B!!

and for any I may have unintentionally, inadvertently left out......

CONSIDER YOURSELVES SHOUTED AT!!!

 

[Loubon]

You people didn't know how much better you had it when I was posting clown pictures.

 

[firstmickey]

Last edited by sheridac : Today at 06:47 AM. Reason: is it wrong to have cookies for breakfast??

what kind are they?

 

[sheridac]

what kind are they?

Hahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're peanut butter.

SUGAR FREE!

Hahhhahahahaha!!!!!

 

[bdg100]

Good Morning Everybody.

Day Number 18: BDG's new driver held hostage.

Sorry for the late night photoshop exhibit. I just learned how to hunt for these darn things. It is so much FUN. Have a great day.

BDG

NO ANIMALS WERE HURT WHILE PRODUCING THIS POST.

 

[sleepydog25]

Hahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're peanut butter.

SUGAR FREE!

Hahhhahahahaha!!!!!

Sugar free?! Gag me with a spoon! That's like drinking Diet Pepsi or something. . .

 

[firstmickey]

Hahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're peanut butter.

SUGAR FREE!

Hahhhahahahaha!!!!!

well, peanut butter is protein, you have carbs in there too....are you having them with milk? cause that would be three food groups and perfectly acceptable then!


B! I love that picture!

 

[sheridac]

First~ B!!!! I LIKE that one!!!

Second~ D!!! There's NOTHING wrong with diet pepsi. It's your FRIEND. Embrace it!!!

Third~ Donna!!! NO!!! Coffee. Without ADDITIVES. So it actually TASTES like COFFEE!!!!

 

[bdg100]

Hahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're peanut butter.

SUGAR FREE!

Hahhhahahahaha!!!!!

Yuck. Are you on a diet? Last week you were talking about Slimfast. This week sugar free cookies. You have strange eating habits.

BDG

 

[sleepydog25]

First~ B!!!! I LIKE that one!!!

Second~ D!!! There's NOTHING wrong with diet pepsi. It's your FRIEND. Embrace it!!!

Third~ Donna!!! NO!!! Coffee. Without ADDITIVES. So it actually TASTES like COFFEE!!!!

For the love of pete and all that's holy, Diet Pepsi tastes like crap. . .ALL diet drinks taste like crap, btw, tfi, yada, yada, yada. And. To drink diet whatever is to swim in additives and preservatives. Ever read the can, missy? AND. 1stM is correct. Cream. Yummy cream that is MOSTLY natural, unlike the unholy concoction that goes into any soda. Whew! Case closed. Chalk up another win for the good guy--me!

 

[sheridac]

Yuck. Are you on a diet? Last week you were talking about Slimfast. This week sugar free cookies. You have strange eating habits.

BDG

No Sweetie!! No diet. The slimfast was a joke~I gave a slimmed down version of the morning shout out. Capish??

And. I don't keep any carby things in the house. Usually. I avoid carbs like the plague. They are not my friend. Kinda like math.

But. Paul has diabetes. So we do have sugar free cookies. And I had a craving. So I had a cookie. It wasn't too dang bad. TFI.

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by sleepydog25 : Today at 07:18 AM. Reason: That'd be 40-7, my way. . .by the way. . .

Is it all the PRESERVATIVES you put in your coffee?? Senility??? Or your twisted brand of math????

 

[bdg100]

Well, most of the time I'm on a diet. Mostly consisting of too much diet coke. It seems like everybody is on a diet. I don't eat slim fast though or sugar free cookies. You are lucky you are not on a diet. It sucks. My wife makes me eat tuna fish sandwiches when I am on a diet. And walk insteead of ride when I play golf. She also makes me count the number of friggin wheat thins I eat. Gimme a break. Let me eat as many friggin wheat thins as I friggin want. Even though it is not right to hate, I hate diets. There, have a good day.

BDG

Dog, I have been keeping score too, I think it's actually 43 -7. Good morning.