GOOD ONE, Shelby!!!
I wondered why your catching Sher countdown stopped!?!
TWINKIE HAIKU from The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project
The Scientists
Pseudo scientists
one named Chris, the other Todd.
They did these dumb tests.
The Subject
Moist golden sponge cake.
Creamy white filling of joy.
Boy, I love Twinkies!
Enriched flour and
water, sugar, corn syrup
oils - many kinds
eggs, dextrose, food starch
whey, leavenings, salt, starch, and
yellow corn flour
corn syrup solids
mono and diglycerides
dextrin, calcium
caseinate and
sodium stearoyl and
lactylate also
cellulose gum and
polysorbate 60 and
wheat gluten also
lecithin, flavors
artificial colors - lots!
and sorbic acid
The Experiments
Twinkies don't burn well
unless doused in alcohol.
Then they make good fires.
Twinkies in water
expand to near twice their size
and look really gross.
When they are pureed
Twinkies can be compressed much.
Really mostly air.
Do Twinkies conduct?
Run lots of current through them.
Very resistive.
Dropped off of sixth floor
Twinkies are not injured much.
Just a small fissure.
Microwaved Twinkies
emit a great deal of smoke
and smell very bad.
Is the Twinkie smart?
Is it just ignoring us?
Maybe never know.
Poor control Twinkie.
Its conditions never change.
I guess I'll eat it.