Reading, seeing and hearing Part 4

[Yzma and Kronk]

Last edited by Yzma and Kronk : Today at 02:07 PM. Reason: And I threw in a little Canadiana for you too!

Beauty. Take off hoser. Thanks. You betcha. Doug and Bob McKenzie. Oh Canada. Oooofense. Snow. Ice. Cold. Trying to make you feel at home.

Now, I have been meaning to ask you. Are there two of you? Yzma and Kronk? Are you Yzma or Kronk. It tooks like at least one of you needs a vowel.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Thanks again.

BDG

Nice try B...........you missed the part where I said, paste.....then highlight, then quote.

In English.....paste, highlight the edit, click on the quote picture above, and make sure is has [/QUOTE] on both ends....

Hey..eh..cmon eh hoser! y'know take off!! EH?? umm err well, hey, ok, eh!

"Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine"!


And in answer to your question.....just one. But sometimes there is more than one.

I tell myself I'm fine
Yes, I am, no you're not
yes I am, no you're not
I tell myself I'm fine
No you're not, yes I am, no you're not
Yes I am
No you're not
yes, no, yes, no, who am I talking to....?

 

[tink38]

Last edited by nicolemarie : Today at 02:18 PM. Reason: Tink, what's for dinner?

NM!

NOT PORK!!!! NO PORK FOR ME!!!!

 

[TwinkieMama]

Last edited by Yzma and Kronk : Today at 02:42 PM. Reason: It's a Zedbra, didn't you know????

Shouldn't this be over on the bra thread?

 

[jw50]

Last edited by Yzma and Kronk : Today at 03:42 PM. Reason: It's a Zedbra, didn't you know????

Is that like the largest size made?

 

[AshClan]

I just ziplocked and labeled the kids partial lunches for school next week for my Mom...."K - Monday, put in lunch meat, drink and carrots" How weird is that!

YAK!!! I am doing the same thing!!!! Well, actually, I will be doing it at some point tonight. So, I don't think it's weird at all.

I am leaving work in 18 minutes!!! Then the fun begins...HS open house, getting everything ready for the kids, Help with homework, finish packing, stress about plane crashes, etc. CAN'T WAIT to be getting off that plane!!!!

OH, BTW, TFI, I called the Wilderness Lodge. My makeup arrived safe and sound and is waiting for me at the front desk!!!!!!

 

[tink38]

I just inhaled a Heath bar. Now I need milk.

Wait. I hate milk. I REALLY need a TAB.

Would love to order pizza tonight but that would make the boy happy. And we can have ANY of THAT after last night, now, can we?

 

[horsegirl]

B-all the fumes from the evil chemical used in pedicures have gone to her head, just nod and play along...'kay?

Ehem, Missy. I am still perusing my castle.....I was going to put you in charge of said castle, however now you will be relegated to be the foodstuff of all the subjects. Tastycakes for everyone!

Shelby and TInk! You are appointed temporary lordesses of the castle in my and my loyal subjects absence. Do us proud in enforcing the rules with the "voice of Sher".

Twinkie: I think you are onto something with the fumes from Horsey's polish (on her hooves). I think that explains alot. And provides a convenient segue (sp.) too.

Tink:

Why is she so fascinated with cheeky today. What the heck does it even mean? Is she English or something, isn't that a word the English use, along with jousting.

Listen you cheeky monkey, I only have scadanavian heritage. The aristocracy mingle amongst countries and we pick up colloquialisms from one another.....

 

[tink38]

Tell me you did NOT just call him a cheeky monkey! FOFF(NOF)!!!!

 

[bdg100]

The aristocracy mingles amongst countries and we pick up colloquialisms from one another.....

I think that can be cured these days. Don't cha know.

 

[horsegirl]

I think that can be cured these days. Don't cha know.

Thanks, I see you found an alternative to jousting. I like it! Cheeky monkey.... there Tink. I did it again.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Ehem, Missy. I am still perusing my castle.....I was going to put you in charge of said castle, however now you will be relegated to be the foodstuff of all the subjects. Tastycakes for everyone!

Listen you cheeky monkey, I only have scadanavian heritage. The aristocracy mingles amongst countries and we pick up colloquialisms from one another.....

Oh Queen- may a loyal subject point out what one so excellent as your self already knows.....
Missy = Lou
A twinkie is not a tastycake. Different brands, luv.
A quick analysis of your DNA will reveal that those Scandwhovians got around in more way than one (so did the Royals if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge) so the odds are overwhelming that you do in fact have the right to be cheeky. Especially on your own thread... um,... er.... I mean castle. And most importantly if you don't leave me in charge then who????? Steak Sauce? Ed the Flag Queen? you know that Tink and Utah are always looking for trouble..... I mean, Shel-bee would be a good choice if she isn't too busy faxing Tink and polishing her new bling. Think about it, your royal horseyness,
(bows with a flourish)
respectfully,
yours,
Twink

 

[NAB]

Tink-- someone is looking for a good pork rice recipe on the CB , we all know how you like pork. Thanks for reminding me about Survivor. It feels like Friday because the kids are off tomorrow.


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[horsegirl]

Oh Queen- may a loyal subject point out what one so excellent as your self already knows.....
Missy = Lou
A twinkie is not a tastycake. Different brands, luv.
A quick analysis of your DNA will reveal that those Scandwhovians got around in more way than one (so did the Royals if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge) so the odds are overwhelming that you do in fact have the right to be cheeky. Especially on your own thread... um,... er.... I mean castle. And most importantly if you don't leave me in charge then who????? Steak Sauce? Ed the Flag Queen? you know that Tink and Utah are always looking for trouble..... I mean, Shel-bee would be a good choice if she isn't too busy faxing Tink and polishing her new bling. Think about it, your royal horseyness,
(bows with a flourish)
respectfully,
yours,
Twink

My dearest hostess, a tastycake here in my kingdom is generic for chemical laden cake snack without msg. ANd it sounds cute, so I will continue to call you tastycake, to identify you as adorable. I did actually appoint Tink and Shelby as overseers in our absence. I would be happy to have you share that role, as we do need round the clock coverage as the 24/7 able bodied muttwing collander is now mia for a few more days...

Please keep the jester (lou) occupied.

 

[tink38]

Oh Queen- may a loyal subject point out what one so excellent as your self already knows.....
Missy = Lou
A twinkie is not a tastycake. Different brands, luv.
A quick analysis of your DNA will reveal that those Scandwhovians got around in more way than one (so did the Royals if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge) so the odds are overwhelming that you do in fact have the right to be cheeky. Especially on your own thread... um,... er.... I mean castle. And most importantly if you don't leave me in charge then who????? Steak Sauce? Ed the Flag Queen? you know that Tink and Utah are always looking for trouble..... I mean, Shel-bee would be a good choice if she isn't too busy faxing Tink and polishing her new bling. Think about it, your royal horseyness,
(bows with a flourish)
respectfully,
yours,
Twink

Ummn. You may want to check your nose, there, tastycake. Because there seems to be something BROWN on it.

 

[Shelby5514]

Voice of the Sher:

Horsey~
FLAGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heh heh...that was fun!

 

[horsegirl]

Voice of the Sher:

Horsey~
FLAGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heh heh...that was fun!

heh heh heh! I meant to do that! Well done! I have faith in your stewardship whilst I am on holiday.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Ummn. You may want to check your nose, there, tastycake. Because there seems to be something BROWN on it.

a) I baked a chocolate angel food cake today in order to bribe my own darling daughters to clean.

b)Did you not get the memo to humo(u)r her? She is temporarily brain-damaged from overexposure to noxious chemicals. And then there is the too much time at the spa thing too.

c) Nature abhors a (power) vacuum.

 

[tink38]

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1237240

OMG! Someone beat Uma to the feminine hygeine product thread!

 

[horsegirl]

a) I baked a chocolate angel food cake today in order to bribe my own darling daughters to clean.

b)Did you not get the memo to humo(u)r her? She is temporarily brain-damaged from overexposure to noxious chemicals. And then there is the too much time at the spa thing too.

c) Nature abhors a (power) vacuum.

I see the sucking up only lasted but a moment. You can still be sent to the dungeon for the duration, young sass....


AND FOR THE LOVE OF CONFUSION! Which one of you has taken my brand new white groovy retro thong sandals? They are an essential part of my disney trousseau! And I leave in an hour or so.....Oh I feel like Cinderellla without her slippers now....

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Horsegirl, I'll be good