Reading, seeing and hearing Part 2

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Morning everyone - off to cut the grass. A lovely chore. enjoy your day!

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[paslea_pooh]

Good Morning all you crazies. I mean that with the utmost respect.


Sher....What happened to you last night? I went looking for you at all our favorite bars and couldn't find you. Did you just decide to crash?
No hooPie's "F" key isn't stuck. It just needs regular tuning to keep it ship shape!!

FrickleyFricks...Thank you for the info. DD (5) still has it and is miserable. She is slowly getting better though. I actually came home weighing the same as when I left. It's not the best weight loss secret but it's the only Upside of the whole freakin' thing.

Grammy...Why were you at a Texas Beach Party? Were you invited or did you throw one? I miss all the GOOD stuff.

Haley...Did you know about Grammy's Texas Beach Party?

If we were still in Mexico I would actually be having a Margarita at this point! I think I'm gonna throw up. Gotta run. Not Gotta have the Runs. Just gotta run.

 

[Frickles]

For sale:
One White Lab Puppy.
Lilly is very sweet.
Never chews up anything other than cable cords, water hoses, screens on doors, door frames, goldfish ponds, goldfish pond pumps, goldfish pond lights, goldfish, electrical cords, shoes, books, trash, pool floats, pool noodles, power wheels vehicles, toys, baseball gloves, flowers, bags of bark and large bags of dogfood from Sam's (see picture).
Sale Price negotiable.

 

[Loubon]

For sale:
One White Lab Puppy.
Lilly is very sweet.
Never chews up anything other than cable cords, water hoses, screens on doors, door frames, goldfish ponds, goldfish pond pumps, goldfish pond lights, goldfish, electrical cords, shoes, books, trash, pool floats, pool noodles, power wheels vehicles, toys, baseball gloves, flowers, bags of bark and large bags of dogfood from Sam's (see picture).
Sale Price negotiable.

No wonder the kitty is hiding in the Pop Tart box.

 

[nicolemarie]

Welcome Back Poops!!! Sorry you brought a back a few issues - hope you are feeling better already. I would love a mini-trippie with some pics. You guys are very entertaining.

LaLa - Those ringtones are hilarious!!! Sanford and Son would fit my sweet pack rat of a Daddy, too. And come to think of it, Marvin Gaye would DEFINITELY fit my DH. Then again, what man would that NOT fit. Just sayin'

Can you people ever spice it up at a decent hour? I'd love to join you - but when you are an early riser, you are also early to bed. I miss ya'll!!!

Frick - I've got your redneck fix - Google Lake Tobesofkee. I dare ya. We'll be out there tomorrow night to view the fireworks. After we pull the kids around on the innertube - YEEE HAAAWWWWW!!!

Happy Fourth Everyone!! Have a great day!!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

For sale:
One White Lab Puppy.
Lilly is very sweet.
Never chews up anything other than cable cords, water hoses, screens on doors, door frames, goldfish ponds, goldfish pond pumps, goldfish pond lights, goldfish, electrical cords, shoes, books, trash, pool floats, pool noodles, power wheels vehicles, toys, baseball gloves, flowers, bags of bark and large bags of dogfood from Sam's (see picture).
Sale Price negotiable.

You slay me!

Hey, POOPS, I'm not ignoring you! I hope you had a good trip (other than the gastroinstestinal weight loss program that you joined). Looking for the trippie!

 

[jamal]

Frickles, This is why I am raising children, not pets. I am so sorry. If it's any consolation, ds6 tore up our screened porch with his fingers when he was three. There's no more humbling sight than my manly dh sewing screen pieces together.
Good luck and Lou's right. No one's buying the 'puppy' bit.

 

[Frickles]

She's not a puppy? My 7 month old angel isn't a cute widdle puppy? O.K. so I officially will not believe DH whenever he blames her obsession for eating everything as just a part of the 'puppy stage'. I'm leaving the mess for him to clean up. After all, she is his dog.

She is still for sale though.

NM...I am guessing you have your American Flag Bikini and matching 'do rag' ready for tomorrow. You guys are going to have a blast. There is no better fun than red-neck fun. Git R Done!

Speaking of red-necks...I know my screened in porch looks like a total dump. I'm hoping none of you think that is what the inside looks like, so here is a picture of my new furniture... DH isn't letting me keep the rug though. He said he would like to eat this year.

 

[paslea_pooh]

Frickles, Please don't be offended BUT your "puppy" looks like a large pig.

 

[jamal]

Keep that 'puppy' off that gorgeous furniture!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Loubon]

Last edited by paslea_pooh : Today at 11:18 AM. Reason: Fricks, Cut the TAGS off your furniture sweetie!!!

She can't. That picture was taken at the furniture store!

 

[Maxbon]

I was never much of a chewer myself. Takes too much effort.

 

[Frickles]

POOH....girl you are right about the pig part. Don't you just love how she is laying there just overly stuffed and unable to move due to her dog food binge. I hope she pukes.

Anyhow, the furniture store lets us 'live' with the furniture for a week. I have been given the official command, not to remove any tags, by DH until he is certain this is what he/we want. I think we are getting out the scissors tonight! It's snip snip time!

Jamal....no need to warn me about the pig coming in on the furniture. We all know what would happen if she did.

She is STILL for sale.

 

[jamal]

Well well well, now I know what The Fixers will be doing for entertainment today! I am off to buy Mentos and Diet Coke!!!!!

Dropping a whole roll of Mentos candies into a two-liter bottle of Diet Coke causes a geyser of soda to shoot many feet into the air. Video of the trick is a big hit on the Web. Some of the geysers hit 18 feet high.

http://tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060703/FEATURES01/607030304/1076/FEATURES

 

[Loubon]

Last edited by Frickles : Today at 11:29 AM. Reason: Lou, is Max looking for a girlfriend?

Not after seeing that mess.......

 

[Minnie]

Jamal - Plutopants has arrived and is enjoying a well deserved nap in my office

 

[LaLa]

(((((((((((((((((SLAP)))))))))))))))))))



Lou: OMG. You are crackin me up this morning.

Sher: Borg. Not provolone.

Poops: ((((SLAP)))) Tell Hoop There It Is to Git R Done on the trippie.

NM: Yes, my poor Dad has no clue he is forever associated with the Sanford and Son themesong when he calls. I love my little "Deddy" dearly but it is soooo true. My best friend's dad is the same way and we get together and try to outdo each other on our embarassing stories. Yes, unfortunately I have plenty of stories. That I refuse to tell publicly. About that very issue. Just suffice it to say, we ARE rednecks...

"Buh Buh Buh Buhduh... Buh Buh Buhduh Buhduh buh.... "

And as far as the other one goes, NM. Yeah, I think you're right. It could be the universal theme song. I think. My friend at work has the same ringtone set for her husband. It's pretty funny when either one of our hubbies call because for a second we just sit there and laugh and look at each other. Like, okay, is that for you or me?

Frick Frick Frickety Frickles: Yeah, that ain't no bag of Puppy Chow. What is she, pushing 170? Nice furniture though. And yeah, keep her off it.

Anyway, I have got to get the kids out of the house today. They are driving me batty. The poor boy got in trouble at every turn yesterday and if the morning is any indication, I think we're going on day two here. I think we need to get his ears checked. Maybe he shoved some butterbeans or something in there cause he sure ain't listening. I can't tell you how many times in the last day and a half he has gotten caught doing something he KNOWS not to do. And quite frankly, I'm getting tired of hearing his Homer Simpson impression at every turn. "D'OH!"

So I'm out for a while. Yall hold down the fort and keep the funny coming. Mama like. (((((SLURP))))))

 

[Frickles]

Where are the offers? Maybe this picture will help scoot along the sale.

 

[Minnie]

Frickles - I have a yellow lab "Miss Samantha Jo". Sounds really lady like doesn't it

This 150 lber is anything but ladylike. Love her dearly but wowser. As a "toddler" she'd chew, dig, tear up anything she could get her paws and teeth into.

Now at nearly 10 years old she is enjoying her senior moments by digging up my flower gardens for a cool place to laze out the afternoon

 

[hooP]

Here starts the Chronicles of the Poops. First journey to a foreign exotic land. Where the Ocean is actually blue. The beach sand is a beautiful white. The geckos roam free AND unfortunately so does the poop. Oh yes, and there are some womanly body parts that roam free too. I had no idea, really, that the perfect location for my Ginormous Sandcastle would be the exact location of the kind of woman that removes the upper portion of her bikini. The kind of woman that applies suntan lotion on her upper body every 9 minutes 30 seconds. No. It was 9 minutes 27 seconds. Not that I was counting. I felt like I should've slipped her a few pesos before I left the beach but I didn't think Pooh would've appreciated that. More on that later.


I thought about whether or not it was important to introduce the members of the family. Whether to detail their exact identities. Character traits are important in any type of story so....these will be accurately detailed but the names have been changed to protect the innocent and the not so innocent.


MIL "Mami" The Queen of Manipulation. The Goddess of Guilt. A true Worry Warrior. A young soul in a little bit of an older body. Loves her family. Loves to buy things for people (usually with her credit card). Mostly kind. A woman with a big heart and unfortunately big panties as well. Which she loves to hang on the shower rod for all to see during every one of her visits. Even though she's been in the US for 36 years she sounds like Pedro from Napolean Dynamite !! Her key phrases..."What did I'm gonna say". No matter how many times we've told her it's "What was I going to say"? No matter HOW full she is, she ALWAYS has room for dessert. But she always prefaces her first bite of dessert with "I need dis like a need a whole in my freakin' head". She worships the Sun. Loves to bake in it. Without HER this trip would not have happened.

DD #1 "Princess" (18) My oldest daughter. An old soul in a young body. Loves to take charge of every situation. She feels like if she doesn't, things will go terribly wrong. She is Brutally Honest. She loves to spend time with her family and a good book. Super smart and very pretty.

DD#2 "LaLa" (14) DD#3 nicknamed her LaLa when she was little b/c she couldn't pronounce her name. My personal nickname for her is Lolly. I'm the only who calls her that. Lolly or LaLa..Ms. Sensitivity, in a good way AND in a bad way. A love for fashion and drama. Loves Mall shopping. Loves Chris Martin (from Coldplay). Has watched EVERY episode of "Friends" at least 4,000 times. Has every DVD of Friends too. She's a hugger and a crier. She also, oddly enough, LOVES to say True Dat!!!

DD#3 "Smooch" (9) Very loving and quiet. Affectionate. Mushy chipmunk cheeks. Beautiful eyes and loves to enjoy life. When she's having a bad day a hug will usually turn it all around for her. The sweetest of the Bunch.

DD#4 "Kronk" (5) I think you've seen pictures of her. Blonde hair and blue eyes. The baby. A Jim Carrey type. She's cheesier and not AS funny. Actually, she is pretty funny. She often mispronounces things. Which is Really cute. Never ever ever stops talking. Ever. She speaks about 200 words a minute. Makes the energizer bunny look like a lazy bum.

I'm hooP and you all know Pooh. On with the show. Buckle Up peeps, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.






*NOTE* This is a joint effort on our part (me and Pooh). We figured two half brains make a whole one.